LET'S AGREE THAT WE'RE HANGIN' TOUGH

in jr high, all the girls called me Jonathan Knight. you can currently see a picture of jr high jason on myspace right now.

this reminds me of a terrible joke.

IS THAT A CHRISTMAS LYNCHING?

redneck xmas decorations

same diff.

yes. redneck christmas deer lynching.

It's kind of hard to lynch something that's already dead.

um...

Um, what?

It's called gutting a deer you city slickers.

first we tattoo him
then we murder him
then we hang him
and then we kill him

that seems a bit pointless though, you do have to admit that it is confusing.

i say we let him live!

who, hstencil? I agree.

cutty knows.

i say you let ME have him

YEEEEEEAHHH!!!!

It's usually by the point of the Francis-as-devil sequence that we begin wondering, "how the fuck did they get away with marketing this as a kid's film?"

is that pee wee's big adventure?

YES.

against Crash and its fans who can't read.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Listen up everybody if you wanna take a chance.
[Rap:] Just get on the floor and do the New Kids' dance.
Don't worry 'bout nothing 'cause it won't take long.
[Rap:] We're gonna put you in a trance with a funky song, 'cause you gotta be
Hangin' tough, hangin' tough, hangin' tough.
[Rap:] We're rough.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Everybody's always talkin' 'bout who's on top.
[Rap:] Don't cross our path 'cause you're gonna get stomped.
We ain't gonna give anybody any slack.
[Rap:] And if you try to keep us down we're gonna come right back,
and you know we're
Hangin' tough, hangin' tough, hangin' tough.
[Rap:] Are you tough enough?
Hangin' tough, hangin' tough, hangin' tough.
[Rap:] We're rough.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Get loose everybody 'cause we're gonna do our thing.
[Rap:] 'Cause you know it ain't over 'till the fat lady sings.
Hangin' tough, hangin' tough, hangin' tough.
[Rap:] Are you tough enough?
Hangin' tough, hangin' tough, hangin' tough.
[Rap:] We're rough.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, just hangin' tough, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hangin' tough.
[repeat & fade]

[Danny:] Yo, Jordan! What's up?
[Jordan:] Hey Danny! What's happening?
Oh, here comes little Joey Joe down the street
[Joe:] Ho! What's happenin' fellas?
[Jordan:] Yo, there's Jon, but has anyone seen Donnie?
[Danny:] I don't know, but I thought I saw him walking towards the corner store.
[Joe:] Nah, he's at the park playing ball
[Jon:] Oh, here he comes now
[ad libbed greetings]
[Donnie:] Hey Guys!
[Danny:] Where have you been?
[Donnie:] Man, I've got a story to tell!
[All:] HIT IT!

[Donnie:]
Saw a homegirl at the corner store
Eyes started bugging, mouth fell to the floor
She had a miniskirt and a sexy pose
I tried to rap to her, but I just froze
Tell me now fellas, what can I do?
To make a girl like me, like a girl likes you?

[Danny:] Well Homeboy get ready!
[Joe:] 'Cause you want correcting
[Jordan:] 'Cause a girl needs love
[All:] And plenty of affection

[Jon:] If a girl were mine, I'd give her the world
I'd buy her diamonds and pearls just to make her my girl

[Jordan:] That might work with your girl, but not with mine.
She's not the type of girl to fall for any line

[Joe:] I'd take her out to dinner, treat her like a winner
I may be young, but I'm no beginner

[Danny:] All your ways are good, but not as good as mine
You have to be sincere for a girl that fine!

[Chorus ]
Baby, won't you please be mine?
Are you down?
Baby, won't you please be mine?
Are you down? HO!

[Danny:] Alright then, D., since you gave it a try
[All:] Tell us about the girl who caught your eye

[Donnie: ]
It was after school and I was feeling cool
'Til I saw that girl and I started to drool
So I thought to myself, take it easily
I couldn't let peer pressure get the best of me
I thought to myself, what should I do?
That's when she came up on me and said 'I love you'

[Donnie:] Who me?
[All:] Yeah, you!
[Donnie:] Couldn't be!
[All:] But it's true!

[Donnie:] So I rushed back home to tell you guys,
But not before I got a quick kiss goodbye!

[All:] Did you meet her friends?
[Donnie:] Yeah, they looked def.
[All:] Yo, that was fresh!
[Donnie:] Word! Let's go left.
[Jordan:] So here goes the keys
[Joe:] On which it depends
[Jordan:] She's got
[Joe:] One!
[Jordan:] Two!
[Danny:] Three!
[Jon:] Four!
[All:] Fresh girlfriends!

[Chorus ]

Are you down?
Are you down?
[repeat 5x]

[Chorus ]

Are you down?
Are you down?
[repeat]

[All:] Joey Joe!
[Joe:] Nimble and quick.
You have to be def to be down with my clique

[All:] Jon!
[Jon:]You know I've got the style
When I go into a party all the girls go wild

[All:] Danny D!
[Danny:] The prince! Make no mistake.
I'm the MC devistating. So cool and I break.(dance)

[All:] Don-nie!
Donnie: That's me, don't give me no slack!
I get loose with the juice, 'cause I got it like that

[Ad lib stuff]

[Jordan:] Here we go!

[All, followed by mechanical voice:]

BOSTON!
Are you down?

NEW YORK!
Are you down?

L.A.!
Are you down?

DETROIT!
Are you down?

PHILLY!
Are you down?

DORCHESTER!
Are you down?

J.P.!
Are you down?

MAURICE STARR!
Are you down?

MICHAEL JONZUN!
Are you down?

ARY ANN!
Are you down?

MR. FRANK!
Are you down?

SIDNEY PEACH!
Are you down?

[Mechanical Voice:]
PHAEDRA! (the girl who sings on Don't Give Up On Me)
Are you down?

EVERYBODY!
Are you down?

Are you down?
Are you down?

RRROCK!!

the fact that they Jonzun Crew made NKOB's music and is referenced in one of their songs makes me want to listen to them so bad again.