RACCOON PENIS BONES

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the article is PRICELESS

sugarpants: sadness is for poor people! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 22:35 (twenty years ago)

I HEAR TEH PUBLISHING INDUSTRY IS FULL OF PINK COLLAR CON JOBS. TOO BAD ONLY CHIX CAN READ.

senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 22:41 (twenty years ago)

i thought pink collar was an affectionate term for foreskin...?

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 22:43 (twenty years ago)

naw, women and gays with other sources of income.

senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 22:46 (twenty years ago)

I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 22:58 (twenty years ago)

Early in 1996, my co-worker Susie Bosselmann came into my office and saw my stuff and -- to my surprise, as she is a very "fussy" person who abhors bugs and spiders -- she said, "Ooh, lookie! You've got coon dongs!" She was pointing to the penis bones Larry and Barry had sent to me.

Dan (Speechless) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 23:03 (twenty years ago)

I've got one of these, actually, which a friend gave to me as a present telling me i should where it with my mojo hand to attract ladies, but this says you give it to a person you want to bone... does that mean she wants me?

ghost dong (Sonny A.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:51 (twenty years ago)

fyi i have only worn it once and to no avail

ghost dong (Sonny A.), Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:51 (twenty years ago)

jt leroy used to sell these, back before he was imaginary.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Thursday, 9 February 2006 06:50 (twenty years ago)


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