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all women deserve it, really.
-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), February 28th, 2006 12:19 PM. (orion) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― xngnznevqnznplbetbarnpphzhyngbe (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

fucking the shit out of your face.
-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), February 17th, 2006.

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

i don't REALLY hate women.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:05 (twenty years ago)

...

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

there once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so big he could suck it.
he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
if my ear was a cunt, i'd fuck it.
-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), April 6th, 2005.

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:19 (twenty years ago)

hits from the bonggggg.
some NYC folks sell me drugs.

-- Ian Johnson (johni72...), January 31st, 2004.

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

tongue-fuck my cunt.
-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), January 13th, 2006.

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

has anyone seen ian's hoodie recently? i think it hates women also.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)

well? Does fate exist or do we chose our own destiny.

-- Mr Jones (lesbaxter300...), February 23rd, 2006.

Answers

both you jerk.

-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), February 23rd, 2006.

― latebloomer: where dignity goes to die (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

girls like my hoodie; proven by science.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

your hoodie should be donated to science.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)

i am going to get a new one this month. i just can't this week because i gotta pay RENT.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

fuck i wish i had hoodie.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

i am LOLING so hard here BROS.

sweatshirt.jpg would PWN all right now.

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

i'll see what i can do... gimme a few days to find someone with digicam.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

this might be redundant, but DON'T WASH IT.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

as a matter of fact, KEEP IT ON. AT ALL TIMES.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

ian's sweatshirt is going to be used by the US military for the next urban camo pattern

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

i take it off to sleep.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

that sweatshirt is FUCKING GNARLACIOUS.

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

he is wearing the same t-shirt as yesterday, also.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

i got style, yo.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

ian's sweatshirt is going to be used by the US military for the next urban camo pattern

for those not in the know, ian's hoodie used to be grey.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

JOEL TAKE A PIC OF THAT SWEATSHIRT...MAKE SURE YOU GET THE FRAYED SLEEVES

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

don't forget the pizza grease, wine, and semen!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

also, the same flannel. [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

yeah and i'm sure your breath is fucking febreze

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

dude, i brush my teeth twice a day, floss, and chew sugarless gum after every meal.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

MORE HATE, LESS HYGIENE.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

i love you ian, and your hoodie

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/derailed.jpg

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:42 (twenty years ago)

cutty, bro, like, seriously next week, when i buy a bag of weed instead of a new hoodie, let's do some vapes.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

SMOKE THAT SWEATSHIRT BRO.

LATERED

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)

don't forget the pizza grease, wine, and semen! + THC

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:47 (twenty years ago)

i can't wait to go home tonight and toast my last nugget in a delicious expression of my american freedom.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

do the feds know about that thing?

ian, does it talk to you?

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

it does not talk to me, no.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

Does it have last night's Steinhof goulash on it? (I didn't C U pick anything up.)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 20:03 (twenty years ago)

then where the voices come from?

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 20:14 (twenty years ago)

haha

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 20:16 (twenty years ago)

there is not gulash on it currently, morbs, but there probably has been before.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Don't throw it away

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 20:29 (twenty years ago)

i am now empted to throw random spoonfuls of condements at ian whenever i see him

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

i am the garbage pail kid of ILX.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 20:44 (twenty years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

whats that song about going to extreeeems?

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

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― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

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― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

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― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

what's up with do0d shooting fire out his eyes in the upper right corner of pic?

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

whoa...when was that taken....ok i know the answer, but....im wearing that shirt today.

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:22 (twenty years ago)

and hear i was thinking my picture never has appeared on this mess

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:22 (twenty years ago)

you wear headphones to a club in case the band sux?

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

no..i just had a small bag...and it was full of magazine. bands were less than great thatnight though

oh, grammar, my friend

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

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― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:17 (twenty years ago)

Photoshop has a "corduroy" option now??? RAD.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:18 (twenty years ago)

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― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:24 (twenty years ago)

awww kitty

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:26 (twenty years ago)

ian, you look like a dinosaur in that last pic

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:28 (twenty years ago)

all i want is bitches, big booty bitches!
-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), January 12th, 2005

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:30 (twenty years ago)

i don't remember where the fuck that picture is from, laura. :(

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:38 (twenty years ago)

endless boogie was less than great? you're on crack, ben.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Which one, the cat? It involved being high at your old apartment, going out for food/drink, and then encountering a ceramic cat on the way back. Jon was with us. We all liked the cat, but you liked it the most.
xpost

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:43 (twenty years ago)

times new viking was less than great, and the band before them downright sux0red.
xpost

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:43 (twenty years ago)

the first band sucked. i thot tnv was pretty ok, not earth-shattering, but def ok.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:44 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/52/106104283_8653f796f5_b.jpg

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:07 (twenty years ago)

what about the collar, with the wine stain?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:09 (twenty years ago)

no endless boogie were great....twas the other bands that were less than great...no crack, not me...no sir

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

my bong is my wife.

-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), March 1st, 2006.

― latebloomer: where dignity goes to die (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

okay guys, big news:

i am washing BOTH my sweatshirt AND!!! my jeans RIGHT NOW.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 2 March 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

whats wrong with you.

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 2 March 2006 18:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.samsoncomics.com/images/samson_covers/samson_12.jpg

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 2 March 2006 18:39 (twenty years ago)

sooo OTM

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 2 March 2006 18:41 (twenty years ago)

Hygiene is a vile temptress, Ian. Think of it as your Delilah.

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 3 March 2006 01:50 (twenty years ago)

ISN'T THAT WHAT JON SAID?

(how is california? what did you do today? did you get eaten by ned?)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 3 March 2006 01:51 (twenty years ago)

Sat around reading A World Lit Only By Fire in the ridiculously beautiful weather. I walked around the Stanford campus and looked at sculptures of Rodin (Gates of Hell are AWESOME).

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 3 March 2006 01:54 (twenty years ago)

gates of hell ARE awesome, and you can realllly see the camille claudel influence in them. i think i like her better than rodin. if you're ever in paris go to the musee rodin because it's his house with sculptures all over the home and gardens and is absolutely beautiful!

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 3 March 2006 01:57 (twenty years ago)

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/729/angledgates1xe.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 3 March 2006 01:59 (twenty years ago)

there is a bunch of rodin stuff at teh brooklyn museum that we skipped when we were dere, laura. we need to go back.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 3 March 2006 02:20 (twenty years ago)

Well, I ain't got no job, Ian, and I ain't got shit to do. Sounds like a plan to me.

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 3 March 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

the rodin stuff in brklynmsm is pretty fantastic

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 3 March 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Hey, the msm is by my house!...but I have a day job. Meh.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 3 March 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

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― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Sunday, 19 March 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

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