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help me pick something! I can't decide! I want to buy only one (1) "range" but I like too many.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

what a lovely thread title

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

but, sorry ally, i cannot help you pick out underwear

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

it's not safe for work!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Hee. You know I like "vanishing stripe" and "cardini". I probably can't wear 'em, so do it for me!

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

but this is important as I "need" it "ASAP". it is how to goodbye depression!

xpost oh Laurel I already have cardini!!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

you should try constricting anus

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:24 (twenty years ago)

Then...1. vanishing stripe, 2. shazam.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Also Ally, thank you for this thread. I love you, I need a distraction from worrying about things I can't fix, and deep down I'm completely frivolous...so threads like this one suit me just fine.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

no cutty, constricting anus is free and goodbye depression is expensive underwear.

shazam in purple or turqouise? I am leaning towards the blue...but I also really like "Top Hat" and also "Confetti"

xpost laurel you and me are like this (insert eye to eye gesture here). frivolous behaviors and high fashion are really the best way to pretend awful people and situations do not exist.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

I kind of love Abracadabra! and Rivoli. They tread a nice line btwn impractical/crazy and yes-that-works-under-clothes-too.

Don't worry about things like that, L! I was doing the same thing the last couple of days, though minorly, and then the thing turned out fine. New awesome underwear does help woes though, I know this for a fact.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah, Abracadabra is AWESOME. I have it on my wishlist of like "Top 70 Things I Hope A Random Millionaire Buys When He Finds My Wishlist And Decides To Be Generous"

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Unfortunately at the moment I can't drop any more on underthings, so I will enjoy Ally's shopping by proxy. And hello, Robyn! Yes, I am learning a new trick. It's mostly for those times when someone ELSE starts freaking out as if you can do something about it, and it involves saying "not my problem" or "NMP" and lighting another cigarette. Good one, eh??

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)

ohhh I do that at inappropriate times is my problem. i need to be more consistent with NMPing.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:43 (twenty years ago)

If you don't smoke, you can alternately hang up the phone on the worrying party (if he or she is on the phone) or walk out of the room (if in person).

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

take it to the all noise gash summertime fun board and bon bon bar. kthx.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

for once in yr life stop hating women already!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:55 (twenty years ago)

i don't hate women, ally. we've been over this. i mean, i dunno, this just seems like an ILE thread to me.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

except that I don't actually want ile's opinion on the subject. go ahead and delete it though, i'll just take it to e-mail with Laurel.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:58 (twenty years ago)

no, fuck that. i love this thread.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:58 (twenty years ago)

maybe backless underwear is more noise? it's more wtf anyway.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

xpost to my sweet prince cutty!
http://www.dizpins.com/pinventory/images/japands100pics/MP_SEPkiss092501.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

none of these links i am clicking on

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

i am not DELETING it, i am just being BITCHY, and you are being DEFENSIVE. xpostosts

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

you hate women.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:04 (twenty years ago)

backless underwear looks like the most uncomfortable thing in history, worse than AP's leather thong.

u is always being bitchy!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:04 (twenty years ago)

me being bitchy is like you being sexy, ally. it is part of the character.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

you two should swap roles for a day

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:06 (twenty years ago)

like judge reinhold and fred savage

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:06 (twenty years ago)

if you notice ian and i did already do that, jess, back on Friday, February 3, 2004.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

like dudley moore and kirk camerooon

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

Backless underwear is like the cunnilingus snorkel, right? It's a joek, right?

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

shazam in purple.. w/ pictures of course

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:10 (twenty years ago)

it is from AUSTRALIA! Australia is serious about their weirdass underwear.
xpost

(I just realized that the abracadabra set would cost around $500cdn. Millionaires, we are RIGHT HERE WAITING.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Spellbound is OK

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Promise more threads like this when I'm in recovery from surgery.

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:14 (twenty years ago)

AP IS BONER CITY AND TONS OF $$$$. ALLY DID U ROB A BANK?

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:15 (twenty years ago)

AP just opened in SF, for you west coasters.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:17 (twenty years ago)

I'm considering bank robbery but for now I am more credit card company "robbery"

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Promise more threads like this when I'm in recovery from surgery.

Ally & Laurel: committed to providing coyly presented letch material for Noizers and lurkers alike since 2005.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

THK GOD.

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

noise board in being full of dirty old men shockah?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

i think we are well behaved

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

assgrabbery.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

i'm not that old

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

also really no one here is very old so it's not quite as bad as it all seems.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

Noize Bored: For the kids

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

if i have anything inappropriate to say to ally, i do it privately

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Cutty, you forgot to put that in the hypothetical subjunctive.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)

not hypothetical

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:41 (twenty years ago)

Skipping 55 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

or yell "tune in tokyo"

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

this is now off-topic, but:

these are my favorite kind of panties:

http://www.lingerie-ireland.com/media/pt0021.jpg

thongs are so awful :(

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:52 (twenty years ago)

that's how i met tom and i'm not even making that up.

little piece of me dies inside, etc

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:52 (twenty years ago)

backless underwear looks like the most uncomfortable thing in history, worse than AP's leather thong

http://www.alan-partridge.co.uk/multimedia/videoclips/imalans01/thumbs/Lapdnce2.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/images/100_120_alan_dancing.jpg
?

Vulcanized rubber?

― kingfish da notorious teletabby (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

i plan on doing a stooges-esque "nyuck nyuck"

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)

those are pretty good underwear. I don't have a problem with thongs though. I like the boy leg ones though because then I can pretend they are shorts and wear them around the house without feeling silly. You can't really do that with a thong.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

uh oh

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

i like the ones killy posted because they make me feel like i have more ghetto booty, which is fun since i have classic white girl ass.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

yeah! exactly!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

I LIKE THE ONES KILLY POSTED TOO!

― ;) (ddb), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

although if the leg was cut a little higher up in front on the ones i posted... that would be ideal. full coverage in back though, that's the key.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

let that ass hang low and lazy

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

I tried on a thong (it came with a nightgown I bought) for the first time in ages, and it wasn't uncomfortable, I was shocked.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

What do you look like in your underwear?

nadir of ilx or pinnacle of ilx? all of the pix have been deleted anyway kinda sad.

guys...underwear like that...sometimes i can't keep my butt in them properly. :(

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

I just realized I have a massage today with a friend-of-a-friend who is in massage training school, and I am wearing these dopey Old Navy boxers with "retro" pin-up girls and martini glasses all over them, which I bought because I thought they were sort of ironic, but then me wearing them would add a whole new layer of irony (like haha "retro"). But I don't really feel like explaining any of this to this gal I met once at a party two months ago.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:04 (twenty years ago)

who wears underwear at a massage?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:04 (twenty years ago)

haha i think the real nadir was the thread where we actually posted pictures of ourselves in our underwear

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Jess, that is that thread.

Ally, what, should I be fully clothed?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:07 (twenty years ago)

no this was from like 2002 or 2003

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:08 (twenty years ago)

which was about the last time i'd ever click on a link called "what do you look like in your underwear?" on ile

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:08 (twenty years ago)

???????? jess what are you talking about?? i just linked to the thread with the naked/underwear shots.

jaymc if you have to ask...

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:09 (twenty years ago)

GOD WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT LINK

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

I've never had a massage before! We were arguing about this on the Chicago thread. Eazy (who's the friend of this gal) said he wore pants but no shirt, but then others said they'd just wear underwear.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

I go without at massages, not that I get them regularly or anything.

You know I've been meaning to ask which one of you fuckers posted my picture off that thread to another msg board after I deleted it. I know everyone blames AaronHz but I wanna see if one of y'alls fess up.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

"gal"

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

Even I go naked at a massage and I'M British.

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

do you get a happy ending?

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

Yes - I leave feeling very centered.

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

i dont think i've ever been this bored before

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

underwear! =0

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:17 (twenty years ago)

we love you too, dude.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:17 (twenty years ago)

it's not you, it's me

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:17 (twenty years ago)

ok last question then we lock thread. i am leaning towards TOP HAT. 1/4 cup bra or full bra????????

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:45 (twenty years ago)

Full bra. Just to piss Tom off.

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:46 (twenty years ago)

Lordy, who knows. The full version has too many lines on it, too visually busy, and the 1/4 cup is patently ridiculous.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:48 (twenty years ago)

that's pretty unbro of you, Adam.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:49 (twenty years ago)

shazam in purple is currently sold out btw :( :( and laurel the other one you picked is not available yet! AP, temptress and tease

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Damn her eyes.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:52 (twenty years ago)

What do I know, get the 1/4 cup just for the hell of it.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:53 (twenty years ago)

maybe I'll just wuss out and get the suspenders and some stockings for the love set i already own. sigh.

xpost i have a couple of 1/4 cups already by them, they aren't as bad as you think! though does nothing to prevent nipple grab.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:53 (twenty years ago)

See my comment above re nip grab.

Also, did my earlier email make any sense?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:55 (twenty years ago)

1/4 ... cup?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:55 (twenty years ago)

that's pretty unbro of you, Adam.

Yeah!

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:55 (twenty years ago)

yeah, laurel. I have to think about some things, I'm gonna email you back though.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:59 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps we should all continue this conversation over dinner?

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Thursday, 2 March 2006 23:01 (twenty years ago)

see u at 8!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 23:57 (twenty years ago)

don't be late!

― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Thursday, 2 March 2006 23:59 (twenty years ago)

Aw baby you knows waht I like

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 3 March 2006 00:51 (twenty years ago)

ok serious high fives for that.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 3 March 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Eiffel Tower!

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

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