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― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY & TOM'S KID ANDI CLAIM MY FIVE DOLLARS.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

roffle

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-699.vo.llnwd.net/00459/99/68/459568699_l.jpg

JAXON AND JAXON'S KID

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

i pulled mad chixors w/that hair. don't front. i could also pull a sick 180 kickflip

― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

could? how about CAN.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

MAWWIAGE

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 2 March 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://beckycarter.com/images/c292.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

I keep moving my mouse over that image, hoping that it'll go back to normal.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

did u kill Jon Benet?

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

The Tell-Tale Tart.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 2 March 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

every single picture on becky carter's site has the exact same eyes!

― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 2 March 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

damn you, midi sanskrit! i was trying to remember her name to make a similar joke!

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 3 March 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.moxmas.com/readings/xtrafles/wilbanks.jpg

― Autonomous University of Zacatecas (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 3 March 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retouching.jpg

― milton parker (Jon L), Saturday, 4 March 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)

arrrgh! WTF

where is that website of the spanish redheaded girl whose face never ever changed?

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Sunday, 5 March 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno but it sounds like a bad fairy tale.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 5 March 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.that70sshow.com/images/gallery/s4/s4_kitty.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 6 March 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

arrrgh! WTF

I wish the Becky Carter site was an anomaly but... there's an entire online photoshopping movement called 'Glitz Pageantry'. It's really, really terrifying.

http://www.prideofpageantry.com/

http://www.patsysmagazine.com/

http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retouch.html
http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retouch4a.html

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 6 March 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

Total Makeover Retouching

For days when she doesn't feel like sitting
through h/m and a photo shoot...

This Enhancement Includes:

*Mouth Replaced
*Hair Replaced
*Tears removed
*Lashes added
*Stray hairs removed
*Eye liner added
*Eye shadow, lipstick, and blush added
*Facial powder added
*Brows shaped
*Skin blended
*Dark circles removed
*"Doll Eyes" added
*Background changed
*Shadows removed
*Photo angled, brightened, sharped

um.... "DOLL EYES" ADDED

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 6 March 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

*Tears removed

― team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 6 March 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

MOUTH REPLACED

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 6 March 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

― team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 6 March 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

Do U ahve any 8xtens?

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 6 March 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

robble @ young jaxon

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 6 March 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

"We can turn your little princess into a dirty whore"

http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/rob2BA.jpg

― team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 6 March 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.patsysmagazine.com/HibdonPromoPic.JPG

"I'm proud to be in Patsy's Magazine"

http://www.patsysmagazine.com/Proud%20Photos.htm

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 6 March 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 6 March 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

aw, she can shatter my kneecaps anytime.

― o -- (eman), Monday, 6 March 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

OMG WHO THE FUCK PUTS A FAT UGLY BABY LIKE THAT IN LEOPARD PRINT?

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

whot he fuck puts a fat ugly baby like that in public?!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

i just heard a really funny sex move called the Dirty Pirate. you cum in a girls eye and then kick her in the shin and she hobbles after you with one eye closed going "arrghgh!"

http://www.patsysmagazine.com/GarlandCover.jpg

― team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

how old you think that little slut is?

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

OMG DO YOU HAVE YOUR PATSYS HOODIE?! I"M ORDERING MINE RIGHT NOW!!!!!1

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

LMAOLOLOROFHAHAH

http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/tiffany_hat_BA.jpg

― o -- (eman), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

HOW DO I SHOT VOMIT

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

STEP INTO MY BOUDOIR

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retouching6.jpg

― o -- (eman), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that retouching is SO much better than the real thing

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://webspace.utexas.edu/qc56/!!!!patsybitch.jpg

hi guys i decided to go into business making my own patsied photos. if u want me to do yours it costs $20 for a medium size jpeg and $35 for a large.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

omg

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

that mouth looks like it has a lot of suction

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

this thread creepy now

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

cause before it was not creepy at ALL

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 6 March 2006 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

so like that one is $35

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 6 March 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

OK Killy that's over the line

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 6 March 2006 05:07 (nineteen years ago)

huh? what is?

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 6 March 2006 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

lols

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 6 March 2006 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that retouching is SO much better than the real thing

i know, that pic on the right looks like some Who Framed Roger Rabbit shit

― o -- (eman), Monday, 6 March 2006 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

Not OK

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 6 March 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

atghhgrehgesknlfdcvxas,. XDVM,IOG[QWEKFGJDLOPK

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

Most of the edits to this thread I am 10,000% ok with

I kind of miss the Cutty glitz though, that was heartfelt

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 6 March 2006 06:33 (nineteen years ago)

what did i miss? plz inform

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 6 March 2006 06:50 (nineteen years ago)

what!!!!

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 06:50 (nineteen years ago)

what happened to simpsons pr0n?! that shit was hot

― team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 6 March 2006 06:53 (nineteen years ago)

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos-658.facebook.com/n14/107/109/3400962/n3400962_30576658_3913.jpg

― MIKE NAVARRO (MRSPOOPYPANTS), Monday, 6 March 2006 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos-515.facebook.com/n11/129/14/827549/n827549_30654515_1999.jpg

― MIKE NAVARRO (MRSPOOPYPANTS), Monday, 6 March 2006 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

NYU AZNS VS. ROCHESTER AZNS FITE:

http://photos-335.facebook.com/n11/130/10/2235781/n2235781_30727335_9006.jpg

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 07:03 (nineteen years ago)

i should totally deindex this

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos-850.facebook.com/n3/50/98/n43400933_30009850_2242.jpg

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

Roch. Azns appear to have a little more class amirite?

― UL® (blastocyst), Monday, 6 March 2006 07:06 (nineteen years ago)

NYC COST OF LIVING IS VERY HIGH

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

HOW LONG BEFORE THE CUTE GIRL FROM HONG KONG WHO ASKED FOR MY AIM NAME IMS ME? :koff: koff

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 07:11 (nineteen years ago)

why did the cute girl stop dancing with me? :'(

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 07:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://de.fishki.net/podborka2/35/piccsai17.jpg

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Monday, 6 March 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

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― o -- (eman), Monday, 6 March 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

yeah they were all my posts dude

except for that simpsons one...

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 6 March 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

didn't know u were admin is all.

bring back cutty makeover

― o -- (eman), Monday, 6 March 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

oh i am totally admin

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 6 March 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

AS MY MOM WOULD SAY, "THERE'S A BABY."

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 6 March 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

THERE'S spanishes girl who never changes face. thanks jon!!!

i ain't gonna say shit about the rest of this cos i don't wanna get arrested when the gvt decides to come after "suspected pedos" dudes.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

MY NAME IS TAAAAANK

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

ALLY HAVE YOU SEEN THE MYSPACE GROUP DEDICATED TO PICTURES LIKE THAT?

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

NO I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MYSPACE IT SCARES ME A LITTLE

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

I AM TRYING TO GO ON AT WORK AND ALL THOSE PRONOGRPAHIC BANNER ADS ARE ANNOYINGH

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

MYSPACE GROUP

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 6 March 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

the secret fattey one is the best. some of them are only 3 pictures, not very fair you know.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 March 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

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