people on the oscars threads are just as bad as pazz n jop people.

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GET OVER IT.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha i know

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

the worst are people who think they're saying something new when they're all "GUESS WHAT GUYS... BROKEBACK MTN IS ACTUALLY A MELODRAMA!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not entirely sure i saw any 2005 movies aside from batman begins.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

i think i saw all of them

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

except walk the line and wallace and gromit. there were a lot of movies last year.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

the worst are people who think they're saying something new when they're all "GUESS WHAT GUYS... BROKEBACK MTN IS ACTUALLY A MELODRAMA!"

wait...I said this!

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, not in that tone of voice.

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

I just really wanted it to win because I like seeing conservative people get angry.

That's it.

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

ahem, i mean when people say that like it's a revelation that somehow invalidates the movie

as if everyone has been fooled into thinking it's a good movie when it's really just a melodrama

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

"Crash" will be an unusually significant Oscar winner in that its cachet will encourage young people to think it's OK to be a 'liberal' racist as long as you hug your maid.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

i finally saw crash

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

pretty brutal

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://parangaricutirimicuaro.blogspot.com/shut-up-pins.gif

xpost

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

KINGBONG!
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

it's an AWARDS SHOW. who fuckin' cares?!? go watch the fuckin' grammys.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I see.

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

so you have put forth this dichotomoy, how would you problemtize it

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

go watch the LATIN GRAMMYS, even.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's fair to say that people who get pissed off at oscar threads are just as bad as people who get pissed off at pazz n jop threads (I'm one of the latter).

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even understand what "so you have put forth this dichotomoy, how would you problemtize it" means!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

me neither

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

both of you are not working your theoretical vulvas to the degree that anthony is.

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even understand why anybody -- ANYBODY -- takes these awards seriously. i'm not even being purposefully obtuse! all of these movies seem pretty terrible! i'm not even a movie expert and i can just tell.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

hstencil and n/a in SECRETLY TWINS shocker!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

and caitlin is their adopted baby!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

what?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

caitlin is one of the smartest women i know.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

LET'S WATCH THE VIEWERS CHOICE AWARDS.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

caitlin's not a baby

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

are twins allowed to adopt babies? jaymc in destroying american family shocker

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

HEY GUYS I THINK THE AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS ARE ON IN A MINUTE

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

he's just mad because he didn't get an oscar

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T BLAME ME I VOTED FOR BROKEBACK!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

DOES ANYBODY WATCH THE ESPYS?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?!?!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

i like those nickelodeon kid's choice awards.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

I VOTE FOR MY BRODY

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

SPORTS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE SPORTS

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't even clicked on the "official" oscars thread. i think it would destroy me

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

and by "destroy" i really mean "irritate"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T PRETEND YOU'RE NOT JUST AS BAD, MR. "SLOCKI."

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

SLOCKI IS AN INTERNATIONAL FILM PROVOCATEUR

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

slocki once you get past the first 500 posts on the "official" thread it's nothing but fashion photos

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

"fashion"

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

the photos ARE clearly the best part of that thread, tho

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't want to care about the oscars but then I got sucked in. ILX in a nutshell.

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

I'm weak, but you all knew that.

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

Jaymc, I found the photos pretty boring.

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

And I like "fashion" and "movie stars".

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

REESE!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

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"being great"

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

are all the annoying film people the same people on those long political threads? maybe there should be a board called I Love Teh Cinema & Da Policymakers.

i subscribe to US magazine, so, yes, always, more pictures please. I still think Charlize had the stinkiest dress.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know who this woman is but she seems to be a hot lady:
http://us.ent10.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com//movies/us/img/oscars/gallery/433384801_3682161411.jpg?x=400&y=400&sig=3J1LXztOMbOZssCEY2m6Tw--

Here's Kiera:
http://us.ent10.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com//movies/us/img/oscars/gallery/521764801_4390161411.jpg?x=400&y=400&sig=3pr69F5vKKG18KaZCSgAwQ--

Sometimes hot ladies are ginormous tall:
http://us.ent10.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com//movies/us/img/oscars/gallery/132354801_4419061411.jpg?x=400&y=400&sig=KsBCuFK9GEd008VQDZ1VEQ--

Michelle Williams has huge boobs these days:
http://us.ent10.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com//movies/us/img/oscars/gallery/660144801_3237061411.jpg?x=400&y=400&sig=rksrinzyABcMlWmHzfqczw--

So does the girl from The Mummy:
http://us.ent10.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com//movies/us/img/oscars/gallery/116336801_4665361411.jpg?x=400&y=400&sig=u1bQ5ThZ14_zYTHjh4CMLA--

This woman is related to Jewel:
http://us.ent10.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com//movies/us/img/oscars/gallery/873426801_1073361411.jpg?x=400&y=400&sig=rXGIlBUIaWx8T7ekx7L7Jw--

Pam A's future (if she is v. lucky):
http://us.ent10.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com//movies/us/img/oscars/gallery/763649801_6190961411.jpg?x=400&y=400&sig=gCi.mVWpDHFGihM6vepUQQ--

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, that's not Q'orianka, is it??

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

I forgot bout Lindsay:
http://us.ent10.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com//movies/us/img/oscars/gallery/169546801_7448361411.jpg?x=400&y=400&sig=OAjF8nkuxlr7ibz7B5p8Pg--

xpost according to yahoo it is. I'm taking their word for it.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Madonna still has breasts:
http://us.ent10.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com//movies/us/img/oscars/gallery/277036801_9315361411.jpg?x=400&y=400&sig=_qqGehA4jnrq0.F8bhl7_A--

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

I hate to be all "women be crazy!" but how is it that some women do know so much about celebrities? Like, my wife doesn't watch tv or read magazines but she knows the name of EVERY celebrity baby, who dated who, who's expecting when, etc. It's seriously like she is receiving transmissions in her sleep.

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

oh wow I just actually found Jewel in their gallery as well!!
http://us.ent10.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com//movies/us/img/oscars/gallery/715726801_3444361411.jpg?x=400&y=400&sig=34gAzAfupVhYsrhr6s6P8w--
What was she actually even doing at the oscars?!

Carmen Electra was there too and looks...reputable???
http://us.ent10.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com//movies/us/img/oscars/gallery/349629801_6118861411.jpg?x=400&y=400&sig=Egb.qlz_Ub9v_9Dd9JQu5A--

someone else take over for a while!

xpost adam I am just going to "Yahoo! Movies: 78th Annual Academy Awards" and clicking on random pictures of women. Their names are under the pix.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, I know that. I mean in general.

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc is not a lady!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

ok I have one more:

what is going on here?
http://us.ent10.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com//movies/us/img/oscars/gallery/118929801_6458861411.jpg?x=400&y=400&sig=B7TLA5cD4QYFXZ8K2c5xPg--

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

oh boy.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

haha that picture.

carmen electra looking "reputable" is still amazingly skanky somehow!

― ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

oh is that who that is?

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

is it a "by comparison" that she looks reputable or has she toned down her wardrobe, I wonder. keep in mind the last time I saw a photo of Carmen, she was wearingly only well-placed feathers.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

i think her skantitude is pretty much an inner essence at this point. i mean, isn't it always? judi dench in a crotch baring leather miniskirt and tube top is still not gonna be that skanky.

carmen electra in a Queen Elizabeth costume = super skank.

― ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Adam, my ex-girlfriend knows a TON about celebrities and their dating habits, etc. But she does watch a lot of TV and reads Vanity Fair and GoFugYourself and Pink is the New Blog and IMDB News -- so it makes sense.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even know what mot of those things are!

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Neither do most people who like film rather than bimbos and himbos.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

...

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know what ILE ellipses mean either. So impoverished!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

I like bimbos!

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

What if I told you that she was a cinema studies major in college, some of her favorite films include Sullivan's Travels and Ozu's Ohayo, and she's also particularly well-versed in Cassavetes and Brakhage?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

(PS: she also likes Bring It On)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Is her name Eric H.?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

idiots can go to college too

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

mark p otm

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

What if I told you that she was a cinema studies major in college, some of her favorite films include Sullivan's Travels and Ozu's Ohayo, and she's also particularly well-versed in Cassavetes and Brakhage?

This is like the quintessential Jaymc post!

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

Get thee to the epitaphs thread, dude.

Is her name Eric H.?

She lacks the menacing brow.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

The attention to small details, the gossipy conversational style aside, the obvious delight in debunking preconceived notions, the use of a phrase like "particularly well-versed"!

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

I too was a "cinema studies major".

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Awesome. :)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

all the film majors i know have AWFUL taste in movies!!!!!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

THANKS EVERYONE FOR TURNING THIS THREAD INTO THAT ONE.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

Trivia question (maybe some of you knew this, but I didn't):

For four straight years, each of the winners in a single acting category had the same initials. (Four separate people, no duplicates.) Name them.

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 6 March 2009 23:30 (sixteen years ago)

TGIF.

― s1ocki, Friday, 6 March 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

Oh fuck, I didn't realize this was on the Noise Board.

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 6 March 2009 23:36 (sixteen years ago)

RUN

― s1ocki, Friday, 6 March 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.jahsonic.com/Invasion.jpg

― and how (omar little), Friday, 6 March 2009 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― carne asada, Friday, 6 March 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

* 1970 John Mills - Ryan's Daughter as Michael
* 1971 Jen Mohnson - The Last Picture Show as Sam the Lion
* 1972 Joel Mrey - Cabaret as Master of Ceremonies
* 1973 John Mouseman - The Paper Chase as Charles W. Kingsfield Jr.

― ☪, Friday, 6 March 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)

For the longest time, I thought that sutherland.gif was from Don't Look Now and didn't know why I could never find it in GIS.

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha!

someone should make a jpeg of it that says OMG

― s1ocki, Saturday, 7 March 2009 00:24 (sixteen years ago)

Anyway, the answer is

* 1978 Maggie Smith - California Suite as Diana Barrie
* 1979 Meryl Streep - Kramer vs. Kramer as Joanna Kramer
* 1980 Mary Steenburgen - Melvin and Howard as Lynda Dummar
* 1981 Maureen Stapleton - Reds as Emma Goldman

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

I was happy not knowing this thread existed.

― Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)

Well, mostly the first 25 posts, but now I'm also hungry for a peanut butter cup and I did not want to be.

― Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Saturday, 7 March 2009 01:29 (sixteen years ago)

i like those nickelodeon kid's choice awards.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, March 7, 2006 5:36 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

^^ still true

― ian, Saturday, 7 March 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)

if WALL-E won this year, me too

― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 7 March 2009 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

I think Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers Best of Both Worlds won this year.

― Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Saturday, 7 March 2009 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

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