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― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

i don't get it

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

see, cuz they are white.
and they live off of graham avenue.

(laura and jon, especially, are probably the whitest people on the block.)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

I live in Chicago

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

i live in Brooklyn.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

Oh. I see.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

what constitutes a chicago style hot dog?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

relish, mustard, onions, pickle, maybe some other stuff.

NO KETCHUP.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:44 (nineteen years ago)

ketchup sux anyway.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

I like it OK.

Chicago, as a city, doesn't, though. Search me.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

that a lot of commas, dude.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

Borrowed 'em.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

chicago does sux. search me on that one.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

i drove through chicago, once.
ya'll got a lot of $0.50 and $1 tolls. ridiculous. i'd rather pay one big toll than a half-dozen tiny ones every ten minutes.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

That's not a nice thing to say, jaxon.

ian: get one ez pass. or whatever they're called here.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

get one ez pass for the next time i drive through chicago in approximately six years!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rotor.com/gallery/gallery/SafetyPosters/plan%20ahead.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

Last weekend, I had to pay 75¢ to a guy trapped in a booth, wearing a Hawaiian-style shirt that instead of flowers and fruits and shit, featured instead the words PRESIDENT BUSH TURNPIKE all over it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

seventy five... dollars? wtf? are you a truck driver?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

That's not a nice thing to say, jaxon.

i used to live there. didnt really enjoy it.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

that is a "cents" sign. it means 1/100th of a dollar.

xpost -- me neither. shh!

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

all it appears to be to me is a question mark. maybe i do not have proper character sets instealled.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

relish, mustard, onions, pickle, maybe some other stuff.
NO KETCHUP.

-- gbx

what are you gabbneb? you forgot the sport peppers, the celery salt and the poppyseed bun.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

"sport peppers"? whatre those, coach?

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

steroids

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

sport peppers, the celery salt and the poppyseed bun = maybe some other stuff

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

BUT THAT "OTHER STUFF" SHIT IS ESSENTIAL, FOOL.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE NO TIME TO READ THIS THREAD.....CLIFF NOTES PLZ.

― WHAT ARE U ON ABOUT IAN (ddb), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

What are sport peppers?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

steroids

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Just to complete the hilarity, maybe someone else could come along and ask again? Rule of Threes, y'know. Yeesh.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

DOES NO ONE
http://www.edcofood.com/images/foodservice/whole_sport_peppers.jpg
RESEARCH?

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

TOMATOES:
http://www.thefiredog.net/image/4204003.JPG

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

OK, SO...THIS THREAD STARTED AS ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT GRAHAM AVE. AND IS NOW ABOUT CHICAGO STYLE HOT DOGS.

WHAT A WORLD.

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

i am not white

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

OH, AND NOW ITS BACK TO GRAHAM AVE.!!!

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

well there ain't any good food on graham ave., is why.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

whabbout Carmines?

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

HAVE YOU SEEN THE GIRLS ON GRAHAM AVE?

― FOOD, WHO? (ddb), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

he was, wasn't he.

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't seen the girls on Graham Ave. This is because I live in Chicago.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

TELL ME OF THE HOT DOGS THERE.

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

Do not start in on the Graham Food Mystery!

Where have these girls come from? I move off Graham. I grow single. Girls appear?.

― ON STRIKE AND OVER CAFFINATED (bbrz), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

the girls on graham avenue are quite a handful.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

if you stand on my corner for 10 minutes you will see 100 beautiful girls walk by. just don't let them see you masturbating, bb.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

carmine's made me a little queasy last time, but yeah it's no' bad.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

I have seen them. And I refrain from such habits on the street.

Now, to get them to keep walking to Nassau Ave. That's the rub I am after.

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

LIKE THE GIRLS OF GRAHAM AVE, THE HOT DOGS IN CHICAGO ARE QUITE A HANDFUL

― FULL CIRCLE BROS (ddb), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

that hot dog picture looks like a gummi hot dog. have you guys had one of those? the bun is detachable and everything.

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

hot dogs >>>>> girls on graham avenue.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

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it was an odd prelude, only one month prior, plus they were twins

― gritty sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 16 March 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

that park is on olive...i used to run there when i would go running...theres the biggerpark just by..with a track.

speaking of those towers...i was over by the site of those towers shortly after they took them down...just looking in. cop rolls up and tells my friend and i to "move along"...now i know why

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

bb, where are the tower footprints? (did i just write that?)

is it here: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=10012&ll=40.718713,-73.933439&spn=0.003643,0.010107&t=k?

i remember right after they went down car services and even people walking kept getting lost, as they were the only navigational landmarks around.

― gritty sanskrit (sanskrit), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

i dont remember how we got there..we were just walking around...and got to a big fence and a big clearing with craters and were just like, WTF! goes on here and then the citys finest sent us on our way.

cant be far from my apt. south of the BQE and east of grandparents way

i think i know somone with footage of them going down

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

must be somewhere in that grey section

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 17 March 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mis/144823829.html

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Today at the grocery store off Graham a stockboy stopped me and asked me in heavily accented English (multiple times, I might add, as I was wearing headphones) "WHAT IS LIFE?" I realized after a few weird seconds that I had a box of Life Cereal in my basket. I don't know if that made it less irritating or more.

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.intergalacticjester.com/uploaded_images/arnold-as-conan.jpg ?

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.siberrescue.com/siberrescue/images/playing%20the%20life%20game.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

jon otm.

TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ljudmila.org/embassy/3a/plate/13.jpg

― Werner Herzog Books On Tape (sexyDancer), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, that one image has the power to bring down my whole day. Ick.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Today:

3 Mormons looking scared walking around projects at dusk. WELCOME TO BUSHWICK YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

/markelby

― accountsettings (account), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

they were visibly Mormon?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.usna.edu/LDSSA/images/Missionaries.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://terran.godmonkey.com/image/wellhello.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.coolgrrrls.com/1/aa/a/mormons.jpg

LAURA TO THREAD! MORMONS IN JAPAN!!!

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

You can spot them really easily because they are the only people in Japan that wear bike helmets, and they wear HUGE ones. They used to hang out by train stations and convince gullible high school students to go to their "English classes."

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

they were visibly Mormon?

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), Today 1:31 PM. (Dr Morbius)

OMG, every time on the bus I see the guy with the cheap slacks and tie and glazed over smile approaching the empty seat next to me... I'd take a crackhead any day of the week.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 5 May 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

is there a visible diff btw a mormon and a latter day saint?

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 5 May 2006 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

gotta be better than a jehovahs witness knocking on yr door when yr hungover

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 5 May 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

Mormons = LDS. They are all over here, so it is puzzling to me why they still send missionaries here. Saw a lot of them in China too.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 5 May 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

as i understand it (my best friend is a mormon), it's sort of like a service project. it's like being a monk for two years. so you don't necessarily spend all of your time proselytizing - my buddy spent a lot of the time doing things like helping elderly or down-on-their-luck mormons, attending study groups w/ other missionaries, and so on.

actually, i don't think it's such a bad idea and in a way it sort of matches the military service model of a lot of social democracies. you join the "army", and you go live for 1 or 2 years w/ other young men your age and learn how to live on your own and spend your time doing service projects and stuff. w/o the religious baggage i think it'd be a good idea for everyone.

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

i thought there was a slight difference btw the two
xpost

i've known many very nice mormons, and the idea of going away for "service" for two years is very nice, but it doesn't make me feel any better about the people harassing me in the grocery store parking lot.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

all LDS are mormons, but not all mormons are LDS.

the LDS is the "mainstream" group in salt lake city with the big church and all that, but there are lots of fringe lunatic mormons in tiny orthodox sects all over the country. these are the guys that do shit like have six wives and hoard weapons and things.

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

They are generally very nice people, yes, but also very creepy.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 5 May 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

ullgh these two mormons used to come by the vintage shop i worked in in ithaca on a regular basis..they would pretend to look at clothes and talk about jesus...this did not ride well with a stoned and hungover me...my bornagin, yet crack addled former boxer of a boss was enough to dealth with...

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

Laura do you have any pics of Mormons in Japan.

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

a 30 something pretty black woman came up to me on graham ave and told me I smell nice

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

pheromones a go-go!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 May 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://observer.com/20060522/20060522_Suzy_Hansen_pageone_slopeopera.asp

and again im reminded why i dont read the observer anymore.

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

The important thing is whoever wrote that article is a dick.

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

FACT: DOUCHEBAGS ENJOY NAVELGAZING

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Oversimplification SHOCKAH = apparently all of South Bklyn is Park Slope? I'm sure the folks in Brownsville will be glad to hear that.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

Hip-hop Nation

By Suzy Hansen, Salon. Posted July 19, 2002.
Some young black activists complain that the media marginalizes the good things about hip-hop, choosing to focus on the often misogynistic lyrics, flashy and violent music videos and gangsta image of its stars rather than its more socially conscious messages.

Dear Plagiarists: You Get What You Pay For
By SUZY HANSEN

Published: August 22, 2004

COLLEGE, as we all know, costs a frightening amount of money -- the tuition, the new wardrobe, the shower flip-flops. Even cheating, that historically thrifty task of rifling an upperclassman's desk drawers, runs college kids a steep tab. These days, stressed-out perfectionists and lazy no-goods alike can Google their way to an astounding array of plagiarism Web sites. Many companies sell term papers, essays and book reports by the thousands, for as much as $250 a pop, all just a click and Mom's credit card away, and all in the privacy of an undergraduate's dorm room.

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

oh, journalists

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

why do people talk to reporters

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Why do people talk to puppets?

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

they want to believe

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

i hv lived in Pk Slope since '92 cuz i am RICH & PRETTY!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

sleep
tehresa

Also: most Mormons ever sighted today at Flushing / Graham / Broadway. OFF THE SIDEWALK, NERDS!

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Sunday, 4 June 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

LDS SOUNDSYSTEM

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 4 June 2006 10:42 (nineteen years ago)

there is a mormon temple in harlem!

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 4 June 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

hotties everywhere

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

ain't that the truth. you just stepped into heaven, big vic.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

UMMM. YEAH. LIIKE. FOR REAL.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

DUDES: Which ILXer would you choose as your wingman to ensure the ultimate pusskill?

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

This week's theme: professions that exist mainly as surnames.

lorimer (LOR-i-muhr), also loriner, noun

A maker of bits, spurs and other small metal accessories for horses.

[From Old French loremier, from Latin lorum (strap).]

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 22 June 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

No more Bushwick, but Graham ave love 4-evah!

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 18 August 2006 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

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