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ILX IS EDUCATIONAL

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Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

considered

pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

i'm a fan of anything involving tynan delong

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

anything?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know what you are implying, sir

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

a suggestion if i may, what that needs is some sort of appropriately tempoed music.

bump bump
bump bump
bump bump
bump bump
BY LOREAL!
m.

msp (mspa), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

WHO THE FCK IS TYNAN DELONG ANYWAY?

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

besides being the guy in the pic

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

america's foremost musical authority.

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

when did you cats get your paws on this fellow? is he on ilm or some other stupid internet board?

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

he was on ILM until we destroyed his soul

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

i think he's still there

pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

has he posted since the "electrosoul" incident?

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

the sad thing is many others on ILM (and "enlightened" ex-indie rockers I know in real life) operate just like that guy and DON'T get the harrassment they deserve

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

well, that's where we come in.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

i think we overdid it with the personal attacks, it would have been cooler if he had stuck around.

he did more in a month by accident than most trolls get done in a lifetime: coining "no credibility" and "kudos" + creating an electrosoul thread that was 100 times better than anything esteban buttez and passantino combined could have ever dreamt up.

Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

I just miss the little feller.

Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

tynan delong lives on in our hearts as a useless meme

elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

what is the "electrosound" incident? please help i really dont wanna read a whole thread.

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

ElectroSoul in the same vein as Jamie Liddell, Hot Chip, etc.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

OH SHIT, SOMEONE POSTED IN THE WRONG THREAD! LET'S SHIT ABOUT IT!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), January 14th, 2006 6:54 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

" i really dont wanna read a whole thread. "

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

THAT gorillaz is the effing shiznits. the fiona apple is pretty good too. and throw stones if you must, but I am not familiar with Kate Bush at all. Any albums recommended to start me off?

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), December 14th, 2005 4:50 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

I bet this guy posts on ilx!

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

" i really dont wanna read a whole thread. "

i really don't want to recap an entire thread for you, when the thread is right here, and is quite enjoyable. kudos.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/6633/609806421l0zh.jpg

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Just so everyone knows, it's not ok to humor yourself by being a white guy from Oregon and saying "effing shiznits" a lot

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-540.vo.llnwd.net/00214/04/58/214018540_l.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I like that his log-in is TynanTynan!

It reminds me of

http://media.bestprices.com/content/music/50/151454.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

it's as though "tynan" alone were already taken lol

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

good post idiot

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) (webmail), December 15th, 2005 3:07 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

i am crying with laughter right now, don't know why..

Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

BECAUSE WHO'S THE REAL IDIOT NOW, TYNAN?

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

*tynan1978 is not available*
"dammit!"
*tynan1978oregon is not available*
"shit!"
*delongtynan1978 is not available*
"fuck!"
*tynantynan IS available :)*
"kudos!"

gear (gear), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

He just posted a minute ago:

shit, forgot about that streets song. THAT is something else right there.
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), March 30th, 2006 3:40 PM. (TynanTynan!) (later) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'll let Jim Carrey field this one - SMOOOOOOOOKIN' (sic)

http://myspace-889.vo.llnwd.net/00491/98/88/491038889_l.jpg

this dude is too perfect to be real, i call doppleganger

Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

yes, he's online right now.
http://i.myspace.com/site/images/onlinenow.gif

Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

i really don't want to recap an entire thread for you, when the thread is right here, and is quite enjoyable. kudos.

yah bra im at work right now so i can only sneak in noize boardz here and there so i was hopin for a recap i wasnt askinyou specifically anyways so thx kudos!

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

chaki i luv u, but i really cannot fit the wonderment of that thread into this little box.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA, THAT PIC REALLY IS ME!!!

shit, that's the last time I ask an honest question.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), March 9th, 2006 1:45 PM.


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btw, I love ol' skool rn'b, but do we have new rn'b that cuts it? as far as I'm concerned, Jamie Liddell has created the best rn'b record in the last 10 years.
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), March 9th, 2006 2:55 PM.

gear (gear), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

u have to admit the lidell album is pretty darn good

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

luv u 2 cutto will read thread on lunch breaks

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

MF Doom .... lol.... cartoon network...internet nerd....

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

He is terrible, though the "...no credibility" thing still makes me laugh.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 31 March 2006 08:45 (nineteen years ago)

He's the future of blogging.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

You are the future of blogging.

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

where's my tynan o rly pic?

team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9178/orly1rk.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 31 March 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

I actually used "no ______ , no credibility" in a real life conversation the other night. It sort of just came out! I can't remember what exactly I said (I had been drinking a bit of wine, y'see), but I remember that people laughed.

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Sunday, 2 April 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cdaccess.com/gifs/pc/front/large/afrdark.gif

Ansible Adams (ex machina), Monday, 3 April 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

hey cutty for the cake shop show...do you wanna call it the Tynan Memorial Show? i'm being entirely serious here.

LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 6 April 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

His vine is killing me... "The Polygamist at the Catskills"

pplains, Sunday, 1 September 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Tynan DeLong ‏@TynanDeLong 24 Oct

Loving these new Drake-inspired emoji's, Emo G's.

buzza, Sunday, 27 October 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

STILL GOT IT

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=aRLVqPGUKLo&a=

action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Monday, 26 May 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)

bless

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 26 May 2014 13:49 (eleven years ago)

for posterity (xpost to 2muchtimeonILX):
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/The_Guilt_Trip_Poster.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vZP4ay3.jpg

brimstead, Monday, 26 May 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

https://vine.co/v/O7blPxDYXdm

some dude, Monday, 22 September 2014 01:18 (ten years ago)

that is right up there with the worst things ever linked on ilx

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 02:14 (ten years ago)

like deathdrone levels of ick

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 02:14 (ten years ago)

chriiiiiiiiiiist

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Monday, 22 September 2014 03:22 (ten years ago)

where can i find more splooge mcfuck related content

lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 04:30 (ten years ago)

if you're not following tynan on twitter you're really missing out imo:
https://twitter.com/TynanDeLong/status/513859396980731904

some dude, Monday, 22 September 2014 11:58 (ten years ago)

done

lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 14:10 (ten years ago)

tbh the fact that tynan delong is still out there doing his tynan delong thing really warms my cold heart

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:55 (ten years ago)

cant believe out of all the ilxors i follow only al is up on tynans tiwtter wheres the love

lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 15:57 (ten years ago)

"Author of the best selling memoir Until the Condom Breaks"

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:58 (ten years ago)

his brand of very edgy humor isnt for everyone

lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 16:00 (ten years ago)

Tynan DeLong @TynanDeLong

The Bone Boys (like Beach Boys, except instead of chasing girls, these boys chase BONES!) #DogBands @midnight

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 16:04 (ten years ago)

I went through all his Vines one night and then said, OK, that's enough for me!

Keep meaning to send my brother the hot pepper news. He's a competitive hot pepper eater.

pplains, Monday, 22 September 2014 18:29 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/4b2sDi7.jpg

iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Saturday, 1 November 2014 13:15 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlGldGJcmxU

pplains, Saturday, 1 November 2014 17:57 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

dude is getting ink: http://www.sacbee.com/entertainment/living/travel/sam-mcmanis/article2574204.html
from two years ago
he claims hes in brooklyn now, might have to seek his act out

iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Saturday, 13 December 2014 22:42 (ten years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/U9uNThm.jpg

gr8080, Friday, 13 November 2015 21:08 (nine years ago)

the effing shiznits

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Friday, 13 November 2015 21:39 (nine years ago)

someday i'm going to run into him on the street or at a show and i'll freak out and explaining why i'm so excited to see him in person is going to be very awkward

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 November 2015 22:13 (nine years ago)

just do that rap from upthread at him. won't be awkward at all.

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Friday, 13 November 2015 22:14 (nine years ago)

Tynan DeschL0ng ‏@TynanDeschL0ng Oct 30
sometimes i can't decide if i like marketing or PR more but then im like fuck it, they're both great!

it's like he sees my soul

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 November 2015 05:47 (nine years ago)

might have to seek his act out

about a year ago I hit an alt-comedy event led by Chris Gethard, Tynan did an act with a partner that was pretty solid. At the end of the night I dapped Chris + bought Tynan a pint, apologizing for this thread and any personal SEO implications it may have had, he was totally cool with it and claimed his ILM posting of eight years ago was him doing a character the whole time (sorry to break the fourth wall).

The crowd he runs with reminds me of some of the voices I saw at Eating It 15 years ago. Most of their careers will go nowhere but don't be surprised if Tynan lands a Brett Gelman/Little Bit of Luck or Hodgman/PC type iconic advertising role. Or does voice work on some Adult Swim type bullshit.

pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Monday, 16 November 2015 03:37 (nine years ago)

claimed his ILM posting of eight years ago was him doing a character the whole time

lol

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 November 2015 18:45 (nine years ago)

true for everyone here tho iirc

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2015 19:27 (nine years ago)

he's starting to look more and more like henry czerny

nomar, Monday, 16 November 2015 19:28 (nine years ago)

ten months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/jPHaoZi.gif

sleep, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:20 (eight years ago)

think I lurked most of the time back then because I was afraid of being outed as another Tynan

as if

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:44 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/TynanDeLong/status/784880622393327616
pizza humor eh

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:21 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.tynandelong.com/
he's still working with gethard

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 26 January 2018 17:46 (seven years ago)

seeing Tynan age freaks me out for some reason

bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:54 (seven years ago)

Same tbh

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:11 (seven years ago)

But Cookies is the name of my dog!

https://i.imgur.com/jngH4iX.png

pplains, Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:23 (seven years ago)

that's so Tynan

omar little, Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:41 (seven years ago)

he's starting to look more and more like henry czerny

― nomar, Monday, November 16, 2015 11:28 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omar little, Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:42 (seven years ago)

*pouts; was hoping you were referring to Kenneth Tynan*

Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Saturday, 27 January 2018 03:10 (seven years ago)

I feel like Tynan has a prominent position in the world just out of my field of vision

mh, Saturday, 27 January 2018 04:04 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRCeJ9ExUk

dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Monday, 30 September 2019 18:08 (five years ago)

i meant to post to this over the summer when i saw Tynan in a promo for rooftop films
no star wipe unfortunately

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 September 2019 19:03 (five years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.nobudge2.com/selected-films-by-tynan-delong

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 December 2020 22:37 (four years ago)

three years pass...

had to pause the latest episode of the podcast Blank Check when cohost Griffin Newman mentioned Tynan in an ad read for Mubi

("Dad and Stepdad ... the Colin Burgess, Tyan [sic] Delong film ... a pretty excellent microbudget comedy film that is streaming on Mubi")

jaymc, Sunday, 16 June 2024 16:41 (one year ago)

ha, I heard that and wondered if the near-name was a coincidence (and thought good for Tynan on rising above his ilx bullying if it was actually him)

bae (sic), Sunday, 16 June 2024 17:58 (one year ago)

five months pass...

And you can even get a Bluray of it.

https://vinegarsyndrome.com/collections/frontpage-partner-labels/products/dad-step-dad

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 December 2024 21:13 (six months ago)

six months pass...

scrolling through my tiktok fyp tonight and i saw a familiar face come up talking about astrud gilberto: https://www.tiktok.com/@tynantalkstunes

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Monday, 16 June 2025 03:51 (six days ago)

There are very brief moments where Tim Walz reminds me of this guy.

pplains, Monday, 16 June 2025 14:19 (six days ago)


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