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― smokemon (eman), Monday, 3 April 2006 03:58 (twenty years ago)

Police in a Columbus, Ohio, suburb arrested Alan Patton, 54, outside a movie theater restroom in February and later listened to him describe in detail his unusual behavior. According to police, Patton is obsessed with collecting and consuming the urine of young boys, which he said he has done for over 40 years. "I like it because it makes me closer to them like I'm drinking their youth." His modus operandi is to shut off a urinal's flush water, wait for a boy to finish, and then gather up the urine. "Listening to him describe it," said one detective, "it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine." [WCMH-TV (Columbus), 2-21-06]

― smokemon (eman), Monday, 3 April 2006 04:16 (twenty years ago)

In September, nine-year veteran weathercaster Scott Stevens of KPVI-TV in Pocatello, Idaho, resigned to pursue his obsession of proving that the massiveness of Hurricane Katrina must have been caused by a Russian-made electromagnetic generator employed by the Japanese Yakuza in retaliation for the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945. The "patterns and odd geometric shapes" in the sky are "unmistakable" evidence, according to his Web site, that "our weather has been stolen from us." Station manager Bill Fouch said that Stevens was great at forecasting local conditions and that he was sorry to lose him. [Idaho State Journal, 9-23-05]

― smokemon (eman), Monday, 3 April 2006 04:18 (twenty years ago)

"I like it because it makes me closer to them like I'm drinking their youth."

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 3 April 2006 04:24 (twenty years ago)

Hurricane Katrina must have been caused by a Russian-made electromagnetic generator employed by the Japanese Yakuza in retaliation for the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945.

But what if he's right?!

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 3 April 2006 04:26 (twenty years ago)

"sorry to lose him"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Monday, 3 April 2006 04:31 (twenty years ago)

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― account settings (account), Monday, 3 April 2006 04:35 (twenty years ago)

patton is an oberlin legend

― lf (lfam), Monday, 3 April 2006 05:12 (twenty years ago)

FTW

― smokemon (eman), Monday, 3 April 2006 12:07 (twenty years ago)

Delshawn Prejean, 35, was arrested in Jacksonville, Fla., in June after a Starbuck's waitress squealed on him for leaving a small pile of marijuana as a tip. [Star-Ledger, 8-17-05] [WKMG-TV (Orlando)-AP, 7-1-05]

― smokemon (eman), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

(1) Toru Nagasawa, 29, a construction worker in Kawasaki, Japan, was arrested in July after allegedly forcing a man to give up his contact lenses; at his home, police later recovered 124 pairs of eyeglasses and 30 pairs of contacts, stored in plastic bags. (2) Stephen Schroeder, 60, was arrested in Wilmington, N.C., in August, as the man who has been stealing teenage boys' clothes for 25 years, with an inventory of 137 pairs of shoes and enough other items to fill a van and a truck. According to police, Schroeder said he had a need to "hold" and "possess" the clothes. [Agence France-Presse, 7-29-05] [Wilmington Star-News, 8-10-05]

― smokemon (eman), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 01:01 (twenty years ago)

this kid where i live got arrested for fucking a dog, i just saw it on the local news

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 02:05 (twenty years ago)

same house?

― account settings (account), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 02:09 (twenty years ago)

i totally deserved that

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 02:17 (twenty years ago)

no one deserves to be ridiculed on the news for having love in his heart

― account settings (account), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 02:20 (twenty years ago)

"heart"

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 02:29 (twenty years ago)

ftw = fuck the waitress?

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 13:48 (twenty years ago)

her karma is fucked forever

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

ill.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

As a registered sex offender in California, James Andrew Crawford was required to notify authorities if he adopted a new "domicile" for more than five days. He was arrested in May for noncompliance after he had been camped for two weeks in a theater line waiting for "Star Wars: Episode III" to open. [North County Times (Escondido, Calif.), May 19]

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Saturday, 10 June 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

Latest Insanity Pleas: Ryan T. Green was convicted of murder in Pensacola, Fla., in October despite his defense that he was certain the "A" on his police officer-victim's hat was for Antichrist, whom he was obligated to kill. And Clayton E. Butsch was convicted of murder in Everett, Wash., in October despite his defense that he was part of "The Truman Show" movie and had been ordered to kill by a pet cat. And Reyes Olivares was charged with murder in Las Vegas, Nev., despite his defense in October that his construction-foreman-victim was a sorcerer who put a spell on him with his flatulence. [WKMG-TV (Orlando)-AP, 10-21-05] [The Herald (Everett), 10-21-05] [Las Vegas Review-Journal, 10-18-05]

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Saturday, 10 June 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

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― ath (ath), Saturday, 10 June 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

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― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 10 June 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

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― intensity in tent cities (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 11 June 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

lol what

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Sunday, 11 June 2006 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

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“When I was 26 years of age, while I was working as an electrician. I was attacked by brain tumour. The Trivandrum Medical College discharged me after the operation saying that I would not live for more than six months. My young wife who was supposed to be with me at this crucial stage, left me. My family people could not be of help for long. I thought of suicide as the only hope of escape from my pitiable situation. Gilgal Ashwasa Bhavan took me in and now at the age of 46 I am quite happy and contended here. Daily my six holes in the skull are dressed and there is no more any puss or foul smell. I have a new life and medical science failed in my case. I found real joy and Christian fellowship here”. Sabu, Trivandrum

― am0n, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

oha

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

*vomits*

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

he should carry stuff around in there and send the pics to lifehacker

― ^@^, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

That is horrible.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

Daily my six holes in the skull are dressed and there is no more any puss or foul smell

never before has a (sic) been less needed.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

could you poke your finger in there and make his arms or legs involuntarily twitch?

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

why would you ask that

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

sweet skull hack

― max, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

hats.

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

aghhh poor bowling ball man

― Edward III, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

candy dish

― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

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