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001 - "fantasy baseball"

― bald mommy is sure to fail (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 02:43 (twenty years ago)

i will wear my yellow card like a badge of honor.

― bald mommy is sure to fail (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 02:48 (twenty years ago)

#420 http://paranoia.vyrobce.cz/texty/laff/l10.jpg

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 02:53 (twenty years ago)

is baseball something you're only allowed to like when you're old??

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 02:57 (twenty years ago)

little league, ian.

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 03:05 (twenty years ago)

i have a hard time picturing you as a lil' slugger, chaki!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 03:36 (twenty years ago)

chakiatbat.jpeg

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 03:36 (twenty years ago)

really, after #1, there's nowhere to go. (real baseball, otoh...)

No Ian, only when ya smart!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 12:32 (twenty years ago)

yeah, #1 OTM

springtime means the house centipedes are soon to reappear in my house. i'm pretty sure a small one ran across the floor last night. i've already had enough!

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 12:43 (twenty years ago)

#2 & Half - http://images.google.com/images?q=K-Fed&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 13:08 (twenty years ago)

but only cuz i subscribe to US magazine and have to look at him a lot.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 13:09 (twenty years ago)

"K-Fed" sounds like a government agency!

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 13:16 (twenty years ago)

US maag weirds me out on the newstand cause I don't know who any of the celebrities are anymore! maybe that doesn't matter cause "celebrities -- they're just like us" (which is a fucking genius editorial concept nevertheless)

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 13:19 (twenty years ago)

celebrities -- now with even less talent

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 13:43 (twenty years ago)

from this week's US magazine *Stars - they're just like US!* section:

They buy toilet paper! (picture of jessica biel carrying a 24-pack of charmin.)

They love pampering! (picture of paris hilton getting a manicure.)

They multi-task! (picture of carnie wilson talking on the phone and looking in her date-book.)

They get windblown! (picture of jodie foster with wind in her hair.)

They're in a big hurry! (picture of chris martin hailing a cab.)

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

they worry about money! (picture of scrooge mcduck guarding his money bin with a blunderbuss)

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

003- occam's razor- style hipster libertarianism (because if you can't make a snappy and vaguely hateful one-liner out of it, you must be one of those pretentious liberal faggots)

― bald mommy is sure to fail (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 22:22 (twenty years ago)

i love celebrities - they're just like us!

US Weekly's fashion police are slipping really bad though....they don't make any funny jokes about what people are wearing anymore...they only make really shitty puns w/movie titles..."More like The Lion, The Witch, and The UGLY Wardrobe"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 22:32 (twenty years ago)

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