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courtroom doodler

― smokemon (eman), Thursday, 14 March 2002 11:38 (twenty-four years ago)

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― smokemon (eman), Thursday, 14 March 2002 11:40 (twenty-four years ago)

four years pass...

Law School appears to be filled with attractive women, many of whom are foreign.

― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 22:19 (twenty years ago)

we need more lawyer joeks

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 22:21 (twenty years ago)

What did the lawyeress say when I told her I didn't know anything about LexisNexis but I wanted to do her in the stacks of the law library?

― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 22:24 (twenty years ago)

''I object'' kekekekekek

― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 22:24 (twenty years ago)

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― account settings (account), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 22:29 (twenty years ago)

Also there's a creepy old dude that seems to think I'm his personal IT Consultant & barely legal twink playmate. Picture this:

(quiet sunday evening; he approaches my carrel slowly)
"I keep getting...(hesitate)...penis...(pause)..."
(uh...uh... uh what?)
"...enlargement e-mails..."

Dude I just replace toner cartridges.

― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 22:31 (twenty years ago)

xp - dig the notebook cover reflecting

― smokemon (eman), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 22:54 (twenty years ago)

dean drew that

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 23:36 (twenty years ago)

I was sleeping then. But there is one that I'm in ... somewhere ...

― account settings (account), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 00:10 (twenty years ago)

ah so, courtroom artist, that rules

― smokemon (eman), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 00:24 (twenty years ago)

Prismacolor?

― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 00:28 (twenty years ago)

I wish I was a courtroom artist. I am just a courtroom bitch :(

― account settings (account), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 00:32 (twenty years ago)

you got that right!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 00:36 (twenty years ago)

you need to start hiding your sig in the hashmarks

― smokemon (eman), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 00:40 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I just chill in court. I sit at counsel table and chill.

― account settings (account), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 00:42 (twenty years ago)

And bill.

― account settings (account), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 02:30 (twenty years ago)

-- smokemon (...), March 14th, 2002 6:40 AM.

??????????????

― smokemon (eman), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:01 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 03:18 (twenty years ago)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 April 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

― account settings (account), Sunday, 9 April 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

HI DINGLEBERRY

I AM MOVING TO OHIO

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 April 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)

yeah, i don't really care

― account settings (account), Sunday, 9 April 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 April 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

that's cold, bro.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 9 April 2006 15:46 (twenty years ago)

this is lawyers discussion, not sadhattery thread

― Chigger H. Chill (account), Sunday, 9 April 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

yes plz, more lawyers disccuionsx

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 9 April 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

talk to me about what it takes to arrest someone for child neglect.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 9 April 2006 18:54 (twenty years ago)

insensitivity is the art of pretend lawyerness

― Chigger H. Chill (account), Sunday, 9 April 2006 18:55 (twenty years ago)

talk to me about what it takes to arrest someone for child neglect.

cops arrest people. lawyers don't.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 9 April 2006 18:57 (twenty years ago)

maybe i should have said charge. or convict.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

do they teach you how to nitpick, in law school?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Ian, did you have or are you currently having a troubled childhood? I am sensing some warning signs.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:05 (twenty years ago)

keep it on the down low

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

talk to me about skinning a lawyer.

― smokemon (eman), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:11 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:20 (twenty years ago)

mr. krupa, you don't really know what you're talking about. fair statement?

― Chigger H. Chill, Esq. (account), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)

fair statement!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

i just wanted to talk about last night's episode of cops, is all.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

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― Chigger H. Chill, Esq. (account), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

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― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Sunday, 9 April 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

"The Heavy Hitter"
http://www.isaacsandisaacs.com/images/attorneys/sec1_daryl_isaacs.jpg

― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Sunday, 9 April 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

tomorrow is a big lawyering day

― Chigger H. Chill, Esq. (account), Sunday, 9 April 2006 20:09 (twenty years ago)

do they teach you how to nitpick, in law school?

Yes.

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― Safety First (pullapartgirl), Sunday, 9 April 2006 23:08 (twenty years ago)

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