dear bong

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you are my only friend

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Monday, 10 April 2006 01:14 (twenty years ago)

;_;

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 10 April 2006 01:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.elephantos.com/images/waterpipes/PENIS%20_BONGS_CERAMIC.jpg

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 10 April 2006 01:21 (twenty years ago)

i thought you smoked out of the caucasian model

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Monday, 10 April 2006 01:24 (twenty years ago)

is that a tiger cock?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 10 April 2006 01:31 (twenty years ago)

dear bong,

hey baby. it's been about five hours.. ya missed me? i missed you.

xo
ian

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 10 April 2006 02:32 (twenty years ago)

we used to have a 2' bong with a tiffany lamp pattern. gorgeous. DAMN YOU KATRINA. now we got a sad little 8 inch hippie thing.

― adam (adam), Monday, 10 April 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

why did you break? ;_;

― carne asada, Friday, 12 October 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

RIP

― Trip Maker, Friday, 12 October 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

dear bingo,

hope you're doing well down in la at that foine hunny's house.

i miss you, baby.

xoxoXOXOxo

-c

― chaki, Friday, 12 October 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

dearest bong,
i kiss u.

xo
ij

― ian, Friday, 12 October 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

Dear bong,

You were named Puff, because you looked like a dragon, and we puffed out of you. You were ten years old when you broke. That's like a hundred in bong years. I miss you.

Love,

Nick

― nickalicious, Friday, 12 October 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

i met a filipino dude named Bong the other day.

i kept wanting to go BONG,,,, BONG,,,, BONG,,,,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XwjSJ3__jVY

― jaxon, Friday, 12 October 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

my sweet binger,

what are you doing later? it's been a dull, dreary day. let's curl up and watch some DVDs.

xoxo
elmo

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

You were ten years old when you broke. That's like a hundred in bong years.

so true

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

we made a bing bong in college out of a 5L water jug, copper piping, drain screen, and 4-way-action plastic tubing. we called it the deathstar, and it was good.

― gbx, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

what time do i call dealer?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

― sleep, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

LIKE HE HAS AN OFFICE JOB xpost

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

time to go to Gimme!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

gimme is my favorite record store that i never ever go to. damn them and their weird hours.

― ian, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Bong,
I've neglected you for too long. You get me so h1gh!
Today is the day, though. After work, its just you and me.
Trp

― Trip Maker, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

gimme is my favorite record store that i never ever go to. damn them and their weird hours.

-- ian, Friday, October 19, 2007 3:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

gimme coffee

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

oh, lame.

― ian, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

i can't remember when i last went to gimme rekkids -- where is it? gimme coffee is amazing

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 20 October 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

i've never tried a bong. :-(

― nathalie, Saturday, 20 October 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://godlove.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/love_hearts_lrg.jpg
http://www.soadfans.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/RARE/DRUGS/bong.jpg

― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

dear bong

by the time you read this note

i will be gone

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.forgotten-ny.com/NEIGHBORHOODS/regopark/dearjohncast.jpg

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

remember kirk? what a dog.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

i remember everyone on that show except the nerd guy at the moment

― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

kirk was teh funney :-D

― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

it occurs to me that there were some babes on that show.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

i really loved this show!

i miss my stupid old blue bong
this guy who is also my brother did something with it and now it is gone i guess?

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

this dude
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2130/1883374525_57668b02bf_o.jpg
yeah

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

(dude in the back next to pretty girl is other bro looking weirdly jaunty and preppy? i think he is telling a joke)

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

now i miss my brothers

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 06:01 (eighteen years ago)

your bros look like total bros

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

they are!

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 06:11 (eighteen years ago)

Dear bong,

I made you out of a water bottle and an old broken slide and two pieces of gum. You worked pretty well for a couple nights. Now you just smell bad. It's over.

Love,

Nick

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

Dear bong:

Tonight, we will meet in heaven.

XO
IJ

― ian, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

HEY I THOUGHT YOU WERE HANGING OUT AT MY HOUSE AND EATING STEW TONIGHT, IAN

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

TROUBLE IN PARADISE

― 69, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

GIRL VS BONG

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

my friend has a glass bong that looks like a shrivelled penis emerging from a swollen testicle

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

i haven't had a bong since highschool. but maybe i should get one so my boyfriend will hang out at my house more.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

GIRL + BONG

― max, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

wait, a cop movie. a cop and his anthropomorphic bong, solving crimes.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

LT. BONG

― max, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

hijinx ensue when lt. bong investigates a dog-napping at the k-9 training school

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Skipping 5 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

the other day my bf was like "wanna rip some tubes" and I was all "<3 <3 <3 okay"

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to get PIZZA AND WEED

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

and see ian!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

the other day my bf was like "wanna rip some tubes" and I was all "<3 <3 <3 okay"

lol did u see new sarah silverman show where her gay friends were ascared that if they stopped smokin weed they'd stop being gay??

― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahah wau what

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

ian remember that your bowl is NOT at my house cos i brought it over saturday. i bought so many groceries. fairway on a weekday afternoon is so weird, it feels like i am living the housewife dream.

now i make lamb stew. i also bought merguez and ground lamb and WAY TOO MUCH LAMB in general.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

i has a one hitter.

I WANT STEW.

― ian, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

I need to buy one of those precooked chickens and use the carcass to make soup

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

baby lets smoke BLUNTZ

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

(dude in the back next to pretty girl is other bro looking weirdly jaunty and preppy? i think he is telling a joke)
-- rrrobyn, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 1:00 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Link

who is pretty girl

― cutty, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

ian remember that your bowl is NOT at my house cos i brought it over saturday. i bought so many groceries. fairway on a weekday afternoon is so weird, it feels like i am living the housewife dream.

now i make lamb stew. i also bought merguez and ground lamb and WAY TOO MUCH LAMB in general.

-- bell_labs, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 2:43 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i has a one hitter.

I WANT STEW.

-- ian, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 2:44 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

YOU GUYS EVER HEAR OF A PHONE OR EMAIL. GEEZE.

― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

Listen dbag, if they weren't chatting here I wouldn't think to make soup

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

think soup for yourself

― cutty, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

WE MOVED IT TO GMAIL CHAKI, BE GLAD WE DIDN'T KEEP THE INGREDIENTS DISCUSSION HERE

― ian, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

THANK GOD. GOD.

― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

i'm glad you didn't talk about the post-stew sex yr gonna have

― cutty, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

covered in lamb stew

― cutty, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

i started an i love cooking thread

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

thing is, compared to a lot of ILXors we don't really talk about our sex life in public!

― ian, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

i'd rather hear the sex talk than the what are you doing later boo boo talk

― cutty, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

i'll be sure to take your desires into consideration in the future. sorry about the mix-up.

― ian, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

oh shut up guys. we never do this.

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

lol boo boo talk. and all you ny people make plans on nb all the time! <<<<WEIRD!!>>>>

― chaki, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

ian, i'm just joking.

― cutty, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

when i bring my girlfriend online you can make fun of us too.

― cutty, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

is she the aspie next to you at work?

― ian, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know when everyone became so fucking sensitive but it's got to stop, especially on this board

― cutty, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

(pretty girl is bro's gf i think but haven't met her in real life yet - xpost)

sincerely,
bongs everywhere

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

I have weed for the first time in like 6 months

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

"sensitive"

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)

yes? anything else to say elmoooo

― cutty, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

where is my piece

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

O HENRY ENDING ^^^

― 69, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

defensive cutty is defensive

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

wait, a cop movie. a cop and his anthropomorphic bong, solving crimes.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
LT. BONG
― max, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
hijinx ensue when lt. bong investigates a dog-napping at the k-9 training school
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:06 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
bong gets chewed out by grumpy police seargant
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
YOU"RE OUT OF CONTROL, BONG
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:07 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
DON'T DIE ON ME BONG DON'T YOU DIE ON ME
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

i thought about this exchange for no reason today

for some reason i thought it included

YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, BONG

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 05:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.drinkingstuff.com/images/DrinkingStuff/BeerBongs/OV15284/OV15284.jpg

― eman, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 05:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://sexybeerbongs.com/wp-content/themes/premiumnews/images/header.jpg

― eman, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 05:53 (seventeen years ago)

Recent Pics

Ron Jeremy with the Sexy Team Drinkers (STD’s) at AVN.

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:06 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...