Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.

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A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.

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― alec Immer (alec Immer), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 03:25 (twenty years ago)

what a great favor.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 04:11 (twenty years ago)

i saw someone on slsk w/ the handle "ass waffle" and wondered where that was from

― name (eman), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:01 (twenty years ago)

Bah, I think "ass waffle" ought to be for when you've been sitting around in fence-net tights.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 12:03 (twenty years ago)

or sitting on a waffle

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ultramicroscopic.com/images4/CollapsingWaffle.gif

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

leggo my...ass

― latebloomer: 'I will meditate and then destroy you!' (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:22 (twenty years ago)

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