Some of you are guilty of conduct unbecoming a Starfleet officer...

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Now, now, we're all in this together, but it would really help out a great deal if you were just confess your mistakes, and then the rest of Starfleet Command can contemplate your sentence.

For example, which one of you is responsible for the "roman orgy with pinatas" program on the holodeck? or the one featuring "Pee Wee's Big Pogrom"? And just who ordered the assassination of the Cardassian Jimmy Buffet impersonator?

Come, come, we all know who did it. Best to come forward now and state your transgressions.

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

i bombed uranus

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 07:09 (nineteen years ago)

i have conquered the holy mountain -- horizontally

― milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

I re-programmed that robot dude to talk like Eazy-E.

― Dogfight Giggle (noodle vague), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

I knit a reindeer themed sweater for my Ferengi girlfriend

― autovac (autovac), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

I forced Beverly and Wesley Crusher to commit incest at phaserpoint.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

ew. ew ew ew ew re.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

i took tiger mountain by strategy.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

YOU DON'T DESERVE
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TO WEAR THAT UNIFORM

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

SPOCKMARKET

INVEST IN PHASERS AND STARFLEET COSTUME CHANGES. GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

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― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'm saving myself for Nichelle Nichols
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― autovac (autovac), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

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― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

I kept replying to people who don't read film criticism.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

I asked the Crystalline Entity to the Starfleet Academy Prom.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

and one of you is responsible for transporting all those klingon cadavers into the Academy alumni dinner

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Who crashed a transport ship full of "fizzies" into the water planet???

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

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― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 13 April 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

laura, get on AIM so i can complain about joe.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Thursday, 13 April 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

10-4

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 13 April 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

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― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 16 April 2006 08:29 (nineteen years ago)

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― nervous.gif (eman), Sunday, 16 April 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

i accidentally programmed the transporter to beam me into tasha yar's shower.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 16 April 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

"accidentally" my ass.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Monday, 17 April 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh, that trekkie poodle photo will come in handy on certain threads

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 17 April 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh, Trekkiepaws

― nervous.gif (eman), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

I just txted my girlfriend about "an ancient earth ritual know as a 'raspberry'"

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

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― yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

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― yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

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― yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

HI WHERE ARE MY ADMIN PRIVS YOU STALINIST STARFLEET FAGGOTS

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

mine gone too.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

(it was me who left that stain in the holodeck)

― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

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― kingfish, Sunday, 15 July 2007 06:02 (seventeen years ago)

Riker proudly surveys his handiwork.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 15 July 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

haha

― s1ocki, Sunday, 15 July 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

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