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items to stock up on NOW for maximum profitability after the collapse of civilization:

1) BIC LIGHTERS
http://www.krwholesaleinc.com/products/lc199.jpg

2) CIGARETTES
http://www.incompetech.com/gallimaufry/cigarette/Newport.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

3)
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/vitadigest_1890_111114234

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

4) iodine water treatment tabs
http://www.outdoorgarage.com/acatalog/life-iodine-tabs-thumb.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

5) larry flynt publications

http://www.collectmad.com/collectibles/feb81h.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

6) http://www.black-ridge-security.com/UM4-pkg.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

who needs condoms after the collapse of civilization?

LETS FUCK!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

7) http://www.emergencyresources.com/smstrikematch.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

8) http://www.pocketlights.com/images/minimaglite_aaa.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.batterysavers.com/images/maglite-3dcell-w300.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

9) http://www.pans.com/images/can.bmp

― adam (adam), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

10) http://www.airsoftatlanta.com/images/tm_shot_shells_jpg.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

11) http://acmeglobal.com/AcmeLabs/Products/Human/ProdPics/Cipro-A_750.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

argh, pwn3d by elmo.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

12) http://www.vitamin-planet.com/images/pep/no-rad.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

13) http://www.marianland.com/autodevotional/AS247.JPG

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

14) http://www.pipersprecisionproducts.com/images/6mm%20flame%20thrower.JPG

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

15) http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumbimg_29/1131608728eAj1TD.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

16) http://www.abc.net.au/canberra/stories/Extreme_po_m868502.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

17) http://www.viciousstyle.com/prodimages/sswhitegreentn.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

18) http://www.kitex.co.kr/images/tarpaulin.gif

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

19) http://shipshapemarineky.com/db3/00260/shipshapemarineky.com/_uimages/ReelofRope.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

20) http://www.aiyasports.com/pics_inventory/football_shoulder-pads_rwcp36s.JPG

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

21) http://www.sjgames.com/car-wars/adq/1/1/img/adq011.gif
http://homepage.mac.com/guyf/CarWars/tsr80181987f.jpg
ULTIMATE STATUS ITEMS

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

22) http://z.about.com/d/inventors/1/0/t/Q/hovercraft.jpg

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

23) http://physics.ucsd.edu/was-sdphul/labs/demos/pics/geiger.gif

http://www-ed.fnal.gov/projects/labyrinth/games/ghostbustin/geiger_counter/graphics/jon_ns_rev.gif

ORLY BITCH

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

24. http://www.soreleg.com/mn/fourth/06off.jpg

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

25)http://medianet.news.com.au/adv.research/nyt_burka_large.jpg

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

26) http://www.aceros-de-hispania.com/image/leatherman-penknives/charge-leatherman-penknife.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

Did anyone read Nevil Shute's "On the Beach"? IIRC that was the one with all the fucked up crazy shit going on in the sub? I forget?

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

27) http://www.maurelfarms.com/Other/goats.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

28) http://www.thelabelman.com/labels/yam/Yprideofthefarm.jpg

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

29) http://justforgirlssports.com/images/BA886P%20sm%20and%20lg.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

30) http://www.corporatequest.org/fullimages/free-range-chickens-f.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

31) http://www.rossauction.com/topics/051210/albums/miscellaneous/full/cast_iron_cookware.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

32. http://www.herbalessences.com/images/haircolor/bigview/44.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.gdatp.com/images/products/lethality/gau-8a/gau8_06-022003.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

34) http://images.electrogalaxy.com/catalogimages/pet10-6003.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bearfarmwoodcrafts.com/Patty/SittingBear.jpg

― Boring Someone in Some Dark Cafe (noodle vague), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

33.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

35) http://www.nsf.org/business/newsroom/plumbing99-1/pvcpipe.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

36. http://www.bengal.com/main.jpg

― Boring Someone in Some Dark Cafe (noodle vague), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

37) http://www.grassrootsstore.com/productimages/W6564-LRG.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

38) http://www.joeworldonline.com/blogimages/hershey-bar_huge.gif

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

39) http://www.clorox.com/images/sol_prod_outdoor_bleach_main.gif

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

40) http://www.stutt.com/tins/images/3213.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

41) http://www.webelements.com/webelements/elements/media/element-pics/Mg.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

42) http://www.boingboing.net/images/twinkies.jpg

― autovac (autovac), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

43) http://www.getreligion.org/wp-content/photos/Machetes.jpg

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

44) http://www.dailyramblings.com/blog/images/vicodin.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

45) http://web.bsu.edu/mdholloway/images/bagpic/acetone.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

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1) GUNSHOP
2) HIJACK PICKUPS
3) HW STORE (BIKE STORAGE MOUNTS, SHEET METAL, TARPS FOR TECHNICAL MAKING)
4) UHAUL. NEED 1 UHAUL FOR CONVOY
5) SUPERMAKET

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

88. NEXT STOP:
http://www.missilebases.com/new/images/bigger.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

LOCATION

Exclusive airport subdivision nestled in upstate NY'S Adirondack State Park.

FEATURES

FAA/DOT approved private paved runway 20 acres of manicured ground, forest and trails (with additional 85 acres available), privacy, security and low taxes. Year-round activities.

ATLAS-F MISSILE SILO HOME FEATURES
(above ground)

2000 sf home with open floor plan, large garage, kitchen, open pit fireplace and wrap around covered porch. Surface home acting as entrance to 20,000 plus sf secure underground facility.

LAUNCH CONTROL CENTER (LCC)

Contemporary finished interior 2 story structure, 40' diameter containing 2300 sf 3 bedroom, 2 bath luxury home.

SILO

Silo climate constant/approx. 58 degree earth ambient temperature. 52' diameter x 178' deep / 9 floor steel superstructure. Entire steel superstructure hangs from gigantic spring suspension system designed to absorb shock of a direct nuclear hit. Unlimited possibilities!

UTILITIES

New well / 200 amp electrical service / phone / original 1800 gallon functional septic. Contemporary fiber optic effect lighting along with natural sunlight rendition back lighting. High circulation venting (two 18" vent tubes), specifically designed to handle the demands of everyday living as well as those that may be posed in a crisis situation. (i.e. a nuclear or biochemical attack).

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.roadmap.ch/Mountaineering/Everest2/images/6our%20sherpa!.jpg

Sherpa!

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.woodlandyurts.co.uk/Yurt_Facts/ger.html
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/ewoks/

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/states/ny.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

Bummerz :(

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/states/ri.jpg

WHY DOES FALL RIVER GET MORE BOMBS THAN ROCHESTER?

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/states/wy.jpg

PWNED

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/states/nd.jpg

PWNED

http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/states/sd.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/states/tn.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/states/ne.jpg
http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/states/co.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

those have to be obsolete, a lot of those missle sites in south dakota aren't functioning any more thanks to whatever treaty it was george h.w. bush signed.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

that's why you can buy some of them to LIVE IN.

http://www.misslebases.com

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

I quite like those yurts, I think I saw a TV program on them. Poured foundation, put it up in one day. Think there was no running water, though.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/states/hi.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

TRU!

DENSE PACK - Look at all those target sites. So close Together! It serves a purpose. It is missiles protecting missles, and this is how it is done. These are "hardened" sites. Meaning it takes a direct ground explosion to dig them out. An air burst will not do it. When you have a ground explosion it throws many tons of dust and sand up into the air. High into the air. This is what will later become fallout carried by the winds hundreds, sometimes thousands, of miles away. But right over that site that has just been hit the sand and grit in the air is very thick for quite a while. Another high speed missile (ICBM) trying to come through it will have its skin torn off just like by sand blasting and it will be destroyed. So the other missile sites nearby are safe. On the other hand, because missiles take off much slower than the speeds they eventually reach, the missiles in the undamaged silos can still be launched and will pass through the dust cloud without be harmed. Neat, eh? See there is a purpose in putting so many in one place. Now the only way that you can dig them out is with what is called a slow walk. Hit a target. Move on further and hit another target where the dust from the first won't hurt you. Come back thirty or forty-five minutes later and hit a second target near where you hit the first, after the cloud has had time to blow away. A slow process. Some silos will already have launched and you will waste the shot. Others can still wait to launch later because you can only get one at a time. This could go on for days. Neat. The military missiles protecting missiles. But they don't protect you, because if you are downwind you will get the fallout. Fatal if you are not in a shelter. They call it Defense but it is only Destruction. Nothing here defends or protects you, if they are used.

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/states/aacont2.jpg

http://www.fema.gov/hazard/types.shtm

SEEMS TO BE MISSING SOMETHING

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

AREN'T "DIRRRTY BOMB" TYPE SCENARIOS MORE LIKELY NOW THAN FULL-SCALE ATTACKS?

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - for us new yorkers, there's not one way we'd survive a first-strike by the russkies. thankfully that's less likely than an isolated, one-shot terrorist dirty bomb anyway!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: OREGON???

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

WHY DON'T THEY LIST IT

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: EUGENE OREGON LOOKS PRETTY RAD

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

They wouldn't nuke Los Angeles??

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/states/ca.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.aidomes.com/rib_system.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

OREGON!!!

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://afghanchaplain.smugmug.com/photos/816583-M-1.jpg

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

fallout pattern /= strike zone, fules

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ki4u.com/nuclearsurvival/states/or.jpg

YAY

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

MUTANT HIPPIES!!!

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

just more hands for the drum circle!

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

NO DRUM CIRCLES

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.donfoley.com/portfolio/underground.jpg

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.turkeytravelplanner.com/photo_galleries/cappadocia/images/yeralti_sehir.jpg

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/6505/mapreal2thumb0yu.png

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.japanhero.com/Graphics/heroprofileL/gavan/drill%20machine2.jpg

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

do they not bomb ithaca because its full of reds? im moving back

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

89)
http://www.smartsrus.com/images/Mad%20Max/mad_mad_2_500.jpg
ihttp://www.smartsrus.com/images/Mad%20Max/mad_mad_9_500.jpg

― Mad Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 12 May 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

gunna hafta build me one of these:

90. http://madbrahmin.bonusweb.cz/fallout2/screenshots/pipboy/halloween.jpg

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 13 May 2006 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

I am so into living in a geodesic dome. with sub-dome underground level and geodesic garage and geodesic observatory/greenhouse and, hell, geodesic dome on top of an observation/solar-panel tower.
http://www.ncgreenbuilding.org/site/ncg/attachments/gallery_TT%20House2.jpg
but more spacey-country.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 13 May 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

shades of the swiss family robinson?!?!?!

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Saturday, 13 May 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

that reminds me of the house the canadian hippies lived in in The Sweet Hereafter

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 13 May 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

a possibility, but bigger, better, weirder, with less wood

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 13 May 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Stores to move to mineshaft noise dude land:

BURRITOVILLE
ACADEMY RECORDS
SPIKE'S HOT DOGS

― UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

that reminds me of the house the canadian hippies lived in in The Sweet Hereafter
-- jinx hijinks (mikeoptin...), May 13th, 2006 2:15 AM. (sanskrit) (admin) (userip)

The wife-to-be wants to move into specifically that a-frame

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://static.blogo.it/finanzablog/parmalat.jpg http://www.geocities.com/romartins/Public/Parmalat.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://www.cultpunk.com/images/strikesdetected076.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 09:12 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

going 2 the flea market for some socks.

― ian, Sunday, 29 November 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

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