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WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

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I LIST ILXR'S WHOS NAMES IVE BEEN READING FOR LONG TIME BUT DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THEM OR WHAT THEIR 'DEAL' IS AND MAYBE JAYMC OR ANOTHER CAN TELL ME WHAT THEIR 'THING' IS.

AIMLESS
N/A
TREMENDOID
O.NATE
GYPSY MOTHRA

MORE LATR!

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:24 (twenty years ago)

N/A is Nick. He is in a band and lives in Chicago and just got engaged to his girlfriend.

Hope that helps!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:28 (twenty years ago)

NOT REALLY. CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT HIS ILX PERSONA. THANKS!

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:30 (twenty years ago)

well...that is the best I can do, he doesn't even post here anymore so his ILX persona is "no more"

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

1.asking people to stop referencing john cage's 4'33.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:33 (twenty years ago)

i think gypsy mothra used to live in rochester, ny. that's about all i know.

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:35 (twenty years ago)

gypsy mothra is a smart dude and a great writer and his opinions are strikingly well-reasoned. < /save-a-ho>

i dunno if he has a persona really, which may be why you don't know who he is.

(gypsy lives in nyc now, and has lived in knoxville.)

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:36 (twenty years ago)

i met gypsy mothra once, seemed nice.
i have met o. nate a handful of times, and he is a cool if somewhat reserved dude.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:39 (twenty years ago)

EISBAR
JED
GRIMLY FIENDISH

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:39 (twenty years ago)

I DONT CARE WHOVE YOU MET I NEED ONLINE PERSONLAS HERE ,IAN-O

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:40 (twenty years ago)

SUNNY SUCCESSOR
ALBA
DARIA G

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Grimly fiendish - shortish unshaven scottish journalist uses a mac and likes stuff like new order & prob belle and sebastien.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:45 (twenty years ago)

JED DESCRIBE YRSELF

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:45 (twenty years ago)

JBR, i have a question for you. you're not the same person as Jody Rosen who posts to ILM and writes for Slate? isnt that annoying?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:50 (twenty years ago)

yeah, it is. not annoying enough for me to change my name, esp. since i don't write about music anymore.

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:52 (twenty years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/faq.php?board=2#0-41

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:02 (twenty years ago)

daria g seems like a bro. she likes touch & go shit, and usually has insightful things to say about the ARTS.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:04 (twenty years ago)

daria is noise tho!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:06 (twenty years ago)

true.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Is the Jody Rosen I just saw in my local bookshop/music paper/Private Eye the same as ILX's Jody Beth Rosen?

No. Jody Rosen is a guy with a belly button piercing. Jody Beth Rosen also has a belly button piercing but is not a guy.

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:12 (twenty years ago)

big gypsy mothra fan

his "persona" is : way way WAAAAAY more OTM than nabisco

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:19 (twenty years ago)

C J

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:34 (twenty years ago)

older english chick

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)

and iirc member of the "mile high club"

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:54 (twenty years ago)

OOOPS

i remember reading that in the faq a long time ago, had no idea who JBR was then.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:14 (twenty years ago)

AIMLESS: older dude, prob in 40s, has a beard, writes poems on that write-a-poem thread along with Beth Parker, also posts a lot on political threads but I think people don't take his views all that seriously

N/A: my friend Nick, just got engaged to his gf Sarah McLusky, hey play together in the band The Fak3 Ficti0ns, was a religion major in college (Wm & Mary), lived all over the world growing up (Yugoslavia, France, India) since his dad was a diplomat, his 27th bday is two weeks from today, has a hot sister named Adrienne, etc etc etc

TREMENDOID: African American (that's all I know)

O.NATE: lives in New York, I'm guessing early 30s, likes Outkast and Missy Elliott and Stephen Malkmus, seems well-cultured and thoughtful, skinny and wears nice sweaters

GYPSY MOTHRA: dude in his mid-30s, used to post under his real name (J3ss3 F0x Maysh@rk), is a journalist who used to edit an alt-weekly in Tennessee and now lives in New York and I think freelances, have seen his stuff in the NYT even, is married and has a fairly young kid, pretty smart and reasonable, e-mailed me some Dylan songs once

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:26 (twenty years ago)

frightening.

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:28 (twenty years ago)

raise your hand if you're BOTH impressed AND creeped out...

*raises hand high, palm to the heavens*

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:29 (twenty years ago)

jaymc's catalog of creepiness.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:30 (twenty years ago)

http://pix4us.com/40037/pix/icon_bolt.gif

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

wow.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

sorry that is all i can answer, i am pretty stoned right now and going out for beerz in the lively city of montreal

also i guess i didn't say anything about n/a's persona, but he's known for snarky humor that ally approves of cuz she uh said something once about him being funny, also other stuff

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

jaymc, you're not a W&M grad yourself, are you?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:33 (twenty years ago)

OKAY.

(he's less creepy in person. but it still freaks me out a bit. at least he likes beer, right? RIGHT.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:34 (twenty years ago)

(that OKAY was an xpost to jaymc. i also said it in real life. obv.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:35 (twenty years ago)

jaymc is a kalamazoo college grad! < /crepey>

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

EMAN
JAMYC

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

eman seconded!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

eman:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/E-Man

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

eman is very private

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:01 (twenty years ago)

he's very groovin

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:05 (twenty years ago)

i like to think of him as the Martian Manhunter of the noize board.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:06 (twenty years ago)

i hope eman is a drug dealer and not named after a comic book

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:07 (twenty years ago)

EMAN: African American (that's all I know)

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:07 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:08 (twenty years ago)

WOW...MORE JAYMC CREEPOGRAPHYS PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:12 (twenty years ago)

got to love how jaymc didnt bother to continue getting to know Tremendoid after he realized the guy was African-American.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

scandalous!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

I want 'African American (that's all I know)' on a t-shirt!

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:14 (twenty years ago)

jaymc check out my webbers: http://www.blacktown.net/

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:17 (twenty years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJXKd_BMvY

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:52 (two years ago)

I’m talking of course about Jo** D** aka Chachi Aerosmith.

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:55 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ62RzJkYUo

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:57 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1WAfbjyOoI

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:59 (two years ago)

lol well first of all, it has been at least 15 years since I pretended to know stuff about ilxors (which tbf was always just a decent memory + facility with the search function rather than an actual .xls). i wasn't on here much for a good chunk of the 2010s, so there's a bunch of ppl I really don't know anything about. and especially British ppl who post a lot in British threads.

anyway, i feel like I didn't really take notice the screen name xyzzzz until like 2020? and yeah the twitter embeds and the ... spirited attitude def did not lead me to believe he was the same person whose ILM posts I read 21 years ago. the more you know!

― jaymc, Friday, 23 August 2024 01:16 (two years ago)

You just paid enough attention to know that that brilliant poster characterized me as only psoting YouTube videos as opposed to his magnum opera of posting

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:20 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZndVv-jl-U

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:20 (two years ago)

Hmm, wonder what form of magnum is needed to agree with opera?

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:21 (two years ago)

Fake me!

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:21 (two years ago)

Magna opera!

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:22 (two years ago)

As opposed to manga opera

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:22 (two years ago)

You just paid enough attention to know that that brilliant poster characterized me as only psoting YouTube videos

I didn't have to pay attention to him to know that you frequently post YouTube videos.

― jaymc, Friday, 23 August 2024 01:24 (two years ago)

I confused xyz with the infinity douche who used to talk about his dick all of the time and wondered when that dudebro suddenly got so serious and intelligent out of nowhere

― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:25 (two years ago)

spirited attitude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cHSYhafCQM

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:29 (two years ago)

_You just paid enough attention to know that that brilliant poster characterized me as only psoting YouTube videos_

I didn't have to pay attention to him to know that you frequently post YouTube videos.

Can you use what’s left of your spreadsheet capabilities to do a statistical analysis of how many YT posts I have made versus other non-YT content I might have provided?

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:31 (two years ago)

Anyway, no worries. Just a bit of fun, let’s be cool.

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:36 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wugWGhItaQA

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:36 (two years ago)

I’m old enough to remember when skot was the one posting all the YT videos

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:37 (two years ago)

Unless it was Maria.

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:37 (two years ago)

;)

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:37 (two years ago)

i thought i still did! i do love the youtube.

― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2024 01:55 (two years ago)

its a good site

― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2024 02:20 (two years ago)

Jay, as another person who has an insanely good memory for this kind of shit on here, I had no idea xyzzzz posted under any other name and still cant figure out what the og username was. Can't get them all.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 23 August 2024 08:43 (two years ago)

OG was actual govt name

― keep kamala and khive on (wins), Friday, 23 August 2024 09:05 (two years ago)

Yeah I figured when I looked again.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 23 August 2024 09:17 (two years ago)

holy shit, xyzzzz__ is J***o D*****a of early ILX fame? I thought xyzzzz__ was like in his 20s.

― jaymc, Thursday, 22 August 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Turned 45 two weeks ago. I am going to die in disgrace.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 23 August 2024 09:38 (two years ago)

Anyway, no worries. Just a bit of fun, let’s be cool.

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Of course, v cool.

I am not the only person to come back out with that observation, BTW. A couple of ilxors have said this to me offline. I just pulled you up on this, which made you mad.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 23 August 2024 09:47 (two years ago)

xp hbd you fossil ❤️

― Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Friday, 23 August 2024 11:31 (two years ago)

Thanks

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 23 August 2024 14:22 (two years ago)

I made the connection pretty quickly because there are only a handful of us who regularly post about certain music, and the specific aesthetic positions between xyzzz and his original name are consistent. … also at least one brit ilxor has addressed him by his real first name

― sarahell, Saturday, 24 August 2024 15:46 (two years ago)

Listening to trolly music at 20 has kept my posting fresh and young, 20 years on

― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 24 August 2024 18:57 (two years ago)

You might be one of the youngest ilxors on those threads tbh … hardly a fossil

― sarahell, Saturday, 24 August 2024 18:59 (two years ago)

three months pass...

not trying to dox anyone, but i just realized that the first two posters in the "yessed out" thread both ended up receiving PhDs from the same university

― jaymc, Friday, 29 November 2024 06:01 (one year ago)

who needs ai when we have .xlsx powered by jaymc

― mookieproof, Friday, 29 November 2024 06:05 (one year ago)

nine months pass...

did sterling clover ever post under another name. i was thinking about him before bed tonight

― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Monday, 22 September 2025 16:15 (one year ago)

four months pass...

Francis Fukuyama is like the Dan Quayle of academia. I almost feel bad for him a little bit, but on the other hand not really

― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, February 12, 2026 10:17 PM (fifty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this better not be gabbneb

― map, Thursday, 12 February 2026 23:16 (seven months ago)

Seems way too leftist to be nebb but my radar isn't to be trusted

― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 February 2026 23:21 (seven months ago)

sorry for being rude

― map, Thursday, 12 February 2026 23:24 (seven months ago)

lol

― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2026 23:48 (seven months ago)

It's understandable, we all have nebb PTSD. those of us with unblended haircuts

― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 February 2026 23:48 (seven months ago)

dropping heavy jazz knowledge, def not nebb lol

― ILX is like synthpop Kerrang (sleeve), Saturday, 14 February 2026 05:14 (seven months ago)

(ofc I am still curious as to who this is, clearly a returnee)

― ILX is like synthpop Kerrang (sleeve), Saturday, 14 February 2026 05:15 (seven months ago)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LQEMBz9yvyA/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEXCK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAwkIARUAAIhCGAE=&rs=AOn4CLCIZyKDPjgKD7CW1V3TBhw7IiA2JQ

― Venus of Willendorf on Golf (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 13:49 (seven months ago)

lol yep he's not exactly hiding it

― obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 14:18 (seven months ago)

wow miles davis is posting here? 😎

― map, Wednesday, 18 February 2026 14:28 (seven months ago)

I have no idea who that person is — can we stop the charade and just say? Isn’t this the thread for that?

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 15:19 (seven months ago)

(I know who Miles Davis is — I’m talking about the poster in question for any smartasses out there)

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 15:20 (seven months ago)

I miss budo jeru's old DN!

― sleeve, Wednesday, 18 February 2026 15:26 (seven months ago)

sorry I wasnt sure I should say outright, so I posted a hint. I figured it out by searching his posts and following some clues. then confirmed by seeing that his new handle started posting on the same day that his old one stopped.

― Venus of Willendorf on Golf (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 15:35 (seven months ago)

Not everyone has time/energy for that, so I thank you.

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 16:03 (seven months ago)


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