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AKA HOW BAD DID YOU FUCK UP?

AKA NOT "BUMMERZ" BECAUSE IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT

ok i fucked up three times

one - i thought my princeton review chemistry class started on june 1, it actually started on may 1. so i had to hoof it to cupertino on 2 hrs notice and wing it from the top of my head. i completely mixed up atomic size and ionization energy trends and my pedagogy on nuclear decay was disorganized beyond belief. i was nervous and sweaty and the whole time kids were giving me the "who is this guy did they get him off the street" look. also the kids next door were laughing and whooping it up because their teacher was relaxed and funny. so i think i will have a bunch of angry parents and/or angry kids next week dropping my course.

two - i double-scheduled a job interview w/ a class tomorrow. okay actually the interviewers called the reschedule w/ me and i said "fine" without realizing my june 2nd class was actually on may 2nd.

three - you know those compressed air cannisters for cleaning out your computer keyboard? i thought it would be funny to spray my girlfriend's butt with one while she was zoning out looking at her mail. she was wearing a skirt, so it was extra funny. except i forgot that compressed gas coming out of a cannister tends to drop like crazy in temperature (some chem teacher i am) and now her ASS is FROSTBITTEN. she couldn't sit on her right cheek for a couple days and now the skin is peeling. =(

i fucked up bad.

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

huh

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

I CANT STOP EATING CRUNCHWRAP SUPREMES LIKE I NEEED ONE ALL THE TIME I CANNOT CONTROL MY HUNGER FOR THEM.... AND TODAY I GOT SOME TIGHT FOOD POISENING LIKE I DESERVED ALL ALONG.

― MICH4EL (WHADDAPPPPP), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

HOT POC KETS. DEAR GOD HOT POCKETS WHY?

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

i got rear-ended driving a car that wasn't mine, because i made a cavalier, think-i-can-beat-him right turn into traffic.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

i live in a hotel :(

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

cheer up, dean: hookers!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

B@NKJ3@NG3ORG3S

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

JONEZ PLZA

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

you people don't get it

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

FOUNTAINGOWHOOSH

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

(sorry)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

i burned an ass that's dear to me w/ CONE OF FROST +5

and you come back w/ this I EAT LIKE A FATTEY nonsense

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

i get it, f0z1, you need a CALENDAR

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

i need a watch that says the month

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

they go for all the rockets :(

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

i got it. i got rear-ended and it was MY FAULT.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

$$$$

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:07 (nineteen years ago)

That is terminal sadness.

However, so are 4cheese hot pockets.

I feel for you. Can you not feel for me?

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

By which I mean that ass-frostbiting is terminal sadness.

Also, hot pockets are no-ones fault but my own. The healing power of ramen was also diminished by my failure to recognize that a flavor packet that had become a solid indicated indeterminate age.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:28 (nineteen years ago)

i burned an ass that's dear to me w/ CONE OF FROST +5

and you come back w/ this I EAT LIKE A FATTEY nonsense

HEY DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST WENT THROUGH FOR THE LAST 4 HOURS???!?
GIVING BIRTH WOULD HAVE BEEN A LESS PAINFUL ALTERNATIVE

― MICH4EL (WHADDAPPPPP), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

OH AND BE GREATFUL UVE EVEN GOT AN ASS TO BURN

― MICH4EL (WHADDAPPPPP), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

i don't do anything wrong

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

is your girlfriend still talking to you?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

vahid, you fucked up bad. i did that to my arm on purpose when i was twelve. it scabbed for a month and left a light scar i have today.

at least you didnt shoot it up her anus.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

actually wait, i take that back. i did that with actual cold spray that you find in sports medical kits.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

note: as long as you hold the can UPRIGHT, it should be safe to aim at loved butts and self-arms. if you tilt the can too much, that's when the frost comes out!

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Yea and it seems like it would take a lot of upside down spraying to actually give frost bite.

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

i knew kids in highschool that would huff that stuff. one kid passed out in the pool and ended up in the hospital. dumbasses.

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

i used to freeze a million jewel cases a day at my old job with that stuff

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

you have to hold it still while spraying or else, frosty ass

(right, jaymc?)

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

started dupe chaki thread :(

― -+-+-+++- (ooo), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 07:09 (nineteen years ago)

now i really want a crunch wrap supreme

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.marvelmasterworks.com/spidey/images/panel_asm_mm01a.jpg

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

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