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OAP becomes porn star

A 75-year-old granddad has become a porn star in Russia after wandering into a blue movie audition by mistake.

David Bozdoganov wandered into the Gorodcki production company's studios after mistaking posters for new erotic actors as an advert for a muscle man show.

Director Alexander Plahov said: "We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples on stage simulating sex when I saw an old guy standing at the back.

"I wandered over to ask him to leave when I saw this massive package straining against his trousers. I thought, now this could be an original idea.

"And I was right - all the movies we've made with David have been huge successes."

The OAPs biggest hits have been The Old Neighbour and The Handyman at Work.

But Plahov added: "His female co-stars always complain because David believes in the beneficial power of garlic and insists on rubbing it on his erection before a scene and it's rather smelly."

remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)


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Oldest hippo put on the pill

Europe's oldest hippo has been put on the pill to curb her sexual appetite and safeguard her health.

Zoo keepers were stunned to see 53-year-old Bullette energetically mate with her long-term partner Ede last week.

But vets warned that after having 20 calves, frisky Bullette is too old to give birth again, adding they were amazed she had shown any interest in sex.

Berlin Zoo spokesperson Ragnar Kuehne said vets were now giving the three-ton hippopotamus a specially prepared contraceptive pill the size of a bread roll every Friday.

remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 May 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)


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