"Something is dreadfully wrong with this bear."

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― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 5 May 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS A LONG READ AND I AM SORRY BUT IT WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD POUR IT OUT.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 5 May 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think the bear is really haunted.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 5 May 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes you eat the b'ar, sometimes the b'ar eats you.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 5 May 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

"harlequin"

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 5 May 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.televangelism.biz/unholy/porch3.jpg http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/cache-240x240/arton22973-240x240.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

whoa

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 May 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

"With the help of a Wiccan aquaintance, my house is partially cleansed (thank God!) and the bear is now locked up in a box. "

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 May 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

the Q&A section is priceless

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 May 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

I stopped reading after the utility board bit. When did you stop reading?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 5 May 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

i read the whole thang

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 May 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

The next night my girlfriend was sitting on the couch while I stepped into the kitchen for a drink of water. I heard a low thump and dragging sound, and then the wind howled around the house. Coming back into the living room, I discovered her laying limp with her eyes staring into space, monotonously repeating "there is a way out. there is a way out. there is a way out," over and over. The altered voice I could rationalize away. The chorus in the background, I couldn't. She has since refused to talk or have any contact with me.

― Dan (O RLY?) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 May 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

it got OTT towards the end but it was pretty creepy up until around the part dan posted.

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Friday, 5 May 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

sort of like "house of leaves" pt 2.

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Friday, 5 May 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dreamstarlets.com/lobby/main/thumbs/tstratford/twilight/tn_tstz01_jpg.jpg http://www.dreamstarlets.com/lobby/main/thumbs/tstratford/twilight/tn_tstz06_jpg.jpg http://www.dreamstarlets.com/lobby/main/thumbs/tstratford/twilight/tn_tstz12_jpg.jpg http://www.dreamstarlets.com/lobby/main/thumbs/tstratford/twilight/tn_tstz16_jpg.jpg http://www.dreamstarlets.com/lobby/main/thumbs/tstratford/twilight/tn_tstz18_jpg.jpg http://www.dreamstarlets.com/lobby/main/thumbs/tstratford/twilight/tn_tstz21_jpg.jpg

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 5 May 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

i like this not so much for the eh-ok story as the idea of using ebay like that. seems like you could construct a whole web horror story (or soap opera, viking comedy treasure hunt, whatever) with ebay posts, craigslist, youtube clips, etc.

and, you know, the first person to solve it would win a date with lou diamond phillips or something.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 5 May 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

yeah exactly, 21st-century storytelling!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 May 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

The altered voice I could rationalize away. The chorus in the background, I couldn't.

This is my new tagline.

― Dan (Rofflecakes) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 May 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

it started at 2$ and it's already up to 320$ (unless he has friends ghostbidding)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 5 May 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

you said "ghost"!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 May 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i know... sPOoOky

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 5 May 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Saturday, 6 May 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

R.I.P. Homie

http://www.kleinedingen.nl/teeps/ronde2/pictures/pierce.jpg

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Saturday, 6 May 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and if anyone is interested in contacting me directly about any of this, feel free to use my personal email: aheist(at)gmail.com.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 6 May 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

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