WHAT DO I PLAY TO SEDUCE BRAZILIAN BEAUTY

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― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 May 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

hard to get

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 8 May 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

tell me about it

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

I was unaware that boys needed "seducing", Rox. Tell me again where the difficulty lies?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Bass.

oh wait...

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

he is way out of my league, laurel

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

You know, that's such an interesting concept. Like, in style and/or personal upkeep? Or sheer animal beauty/magnetism? Intellectually? Lifestyle/financially?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

this ain't ILE.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

the real answer, though, is Carlos, Erasmo.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

i thought cutty was puerto rican?

― accountsettings (account), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

it worked for me before on the noize board, i am hoping for the same success 2ce

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD CLAP YR HANDS AND SAY YES?

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I LOVE THEM THEY R AWESOME

― haircut with bulls-eye on chest (orion), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

HEY YOU, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO DECIBEL?

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 8 May 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

uh oh

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 May 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

FORGET ABOUT THE SEDUCTION, WHAT DO YOU PLAY TO MAKE THEM LEAVE?

NECROPHAGIST?

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 8 May 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

if i wanted him to leave i would self-consciously play girl from ipanema

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 May 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

[english lyric translation]

When I try to sing you say I’m off key
Why can’t you see how much this hurts me
With your perfect beauty and your perfect pitch
You’re a perfect terror
When I come around must you always put me down

If you say my singing is off key my love
You will hurt my feelings don’t you see my love
I wish I had an ear like yours
A voice that would behave
But all I have is feelings and a voice gone deaf

You insist my music goes against the rules
But rules were never meant for lovesick fools
I wrote this little song for you but you don’t care
Its a crooked song oh but all my love is there

The thing that you would see if you would play your part
Is even if I’m out of tune I have a gentle heart
I took your picture with my trusty rollaflex
And now all I have developed is a complex

Possibly in vain I hope you weaken oh my love
And forget these rigid rules that undermine my dream of
A life of love and music with someone who’ll understand
That even though I may be out of tune
When I attempt to say how much I love you
All that matters is the message that I bring
Which is my dear one I love you

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 8 May 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

that is perfect!

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 May 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Decibel the underground sake bar? I like the dumplings.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 May 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

i love all varieties of dumpling

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 May 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

well, not apple dumplings.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 May 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, i like those, too. Esp when purchased from some UNBELIEVABLY rosy-cheeked strapping Amish youngsters who approach driven-snow levels of purity, like at Reading Terminal.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

driven-snow levels of purity?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

that sounds nice

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Um mundo transforma-se um dos salads e o sol somente um tolo diria que o menino de A com um homem natural da planta A que desgasta um chapéu branco Unhand do stetson que o begone do injetor lá é ninguém a atear fogo upon se o mantivesse elevado ele está dizendo uma mentira Eu ouvi-me que era você Talkin ' ' bout um mundo onde tudo está livre ele apenas não poderia estar e somente um tolo diria aquele O homem na rua Draggin ' que seus pés não querem se ouvir que a notícia má para imaginar sua cara lá é seu lugar que está dentro de suas sapatas marrons você faz seus nove a cinco vivos home do arrasto você mesmo meios e lá no homem da tela A com um sonho Eu ouvi-me que era você Talkin ' ' bout um mundo onde tudo está livre ele apenas não poderia estar e somente um tolo diria aquele Qualquer um na rua tem o assassinato em seus olhos que você sente que nenhuns dor e você é mais novo então você realiza

― gear (gear), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Also re apple dumplings: delicious!

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

what is that, gear?

i guess i am just gonna serve him apple dumplings.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

you have to translate it from portugeuse to english

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

A world changeds one of salads and the sun a fool would only say that the boy of the one with a natural man of the plant the one that consumes a white hat Unhand of stetson that begone of the injector is nobody there to set fire fire upon if kept it high it is saying a lie I heard me that Talkin was you ' ' bout a world where everything is free it could not only be and a fool would only say that one the man in the street Draggin ' that its feet do not want if to hear that the notice harm for imagining its face is its place there that is inside of its low shoes brownen you makes its the nine five livings creature home of the drag you yourselves ways and back in the man of the screen with a dream I heard me that Talkin was you ' ' bout a world where everything is free it could not only be and a fool would only say that one Any one in the street has the murder in its eyes that you feel that nenhuns pain and you is new then you carries through

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

nenhuns?!

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

this never worked out. i blame the noize board.

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 November 2006 07:19 (eighteen years ago)

WHY ARE THESE ALL ABOUT HOW WE WANT TO GET LAID? ARE WE THAT PATHETIC?

-- calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (dr.carl.saga...), Yesterday. (orion) (lin

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 16 November 2006 07:30 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is my new objective.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

this thread is always my objective

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

roxy i fear it might have not worked out because you were attempting to seduce a man reffered to as a "beauty," a term reserved for homosexuals and stars of foreign films. (not mutually exclusive.)

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

Gerard Depardieu: beauty?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

he was a real beaut tho!!

― wordy rappinghood (roxymuzak), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

now he's fat :(:(:(:(

― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 November 2007 05:38 (seventeen years ago)

mmmm brazilian foods

― bell_labs, Monday, 26 November 2007 05:39 (seventeen years ago)

I wonder if Brazilian nuts is as bad of an epithet as the other name for them.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 26 November 2007 05:53 (seventeen years ago)

uh oh^^

also, he is not fat because i cooked him apple dumplings like i said i would

he is fat because of the freshman 15!!

― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 November 2007 05:59 (seventeen years ago)

brazilian freshmen fatties must be somebody's idea of a good time

― s1ocki, Monday, 26 November 2007 06:03 (seventeen years ago)

oh msn, the freshman 15, wait till he hits the secretary spread

― bell_labs, Monday, 26 November 2007 06:05 (seventeen years ago)

I have confidence that he will come back fit as a fiddle in a few years, and then everyone will be jealous!!

^^^same as britney

― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 November 2007 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

yeah- leave britney alone
and also this guy

― bell_labs, Monday, 26 November 2007 06:15 (seventeen years ago)

i was sad when he came home fat though

(note: he is still skinnier than me fwiw)

― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 November 2007 06:15 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

he kinda hit on me the other night?

his band thanks me 1st in their album

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

what happened to black metal dude

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:41 (seventeen years ago)

didnt i just read that jw had a black metal thang

― 69, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 01:49 (seventeen years ago)

no no, it's still on with black metal dude

i was just saying he hit on me

i am not interested in him anymore. he's too old for me now! (19)

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

black metal girl never emailed or called back

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 03:48 (seventeen years ago)

<u_u>

^its in corpsepaint

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 04:16 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

wonder what this guy's up to

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:37 (sixteen years ago)

are you on orkut?
this is key.

― die met smart (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:38 (sixteen years ago)

you and yr brazil pappawheelie

― harbl, Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:39 (sixteen years ago)

orkut still exists?

― very quotatious (tehresa), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:39 (sixteen years ago)

brazil has been renamed orkut, home of msn msgr

― die met smart (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:40 (sixteen years ago)

key to landing brailahotties

― die met smart (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orkut

Orkut is the most visited website in Brazil and second most visited site in India. A large percentage of users in India are high school and college students. The initial target market for Orkut was the United States, but the majority of its users are in Brazil and India.[2] In fact, as of May 2008, 53.86% of Orkut's users are from Brazil, followed by India with 16.97%[3] and 23.4% of the traffic comes from Brazil, followed by India with 18.0%.[4]
Originally hosted in California, in August 2008 Google announced that Orkut will be fully managed and operated in Brazil, by Google Brazil, in the city of Belo Horizonte. This was decided due to the large Brazilian user base and growth of legal issues.[5][6][7][8]

― die met smart (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:42 (sixteen years ago)

can't help with curvy columbian social website though

― die met smart (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:43 (sixteen years ago)

guess papers

― harbl, Saturday, 13 December 2008 04:43 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

gone forever?

― L. Ron Huppert (velko), Saturday, 30 May 2009 04:05 (sixteen years ago)

she was a brazilian beauty
he was a farmboy from iowa
he knew he would only have one chance to impress her...

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 21:10 (sixteen years ago)

eight years pass...

the real answer, though, is Carlos, Erasmo.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, May 8, 2006 10:32 AM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

word

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