REASONS WHY NOTVALERY IS RAD

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1) NOT KILLY

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

2) PORNASAURUS

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

3. MELLOWS JON OUT

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

for like a day!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

4) MELLOWS ANDREW OUT

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

5. i hear she makes bulgogi.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 11 May 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

where did you hear that! (otm)

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

can we ban valery?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 11 May 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

6. HAS A VAGINA

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 11 May 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

is this the new killy or something?

― strongo hulkington wishes he had as many $100-dollar bills as i do (dubplatestyl, Friday, 12 May 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

VALERY IS MY GIRLFRIEND; EASE UP.

― JW (daerest planetarium girl?) (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

the cuet girl from WDYLL? nice.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 12 May 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

i don't understand #1 in this list

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 12 May 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

just a bit of fun

― strongo hulkington wishes he had as many $100-dollar bills as i do (dubplatestyl, Friday, 12 May 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT HER AS IF SHE WASN'T HERE! THAT IS RUDE

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

what is wdyll?

― val (notvalery), Friday, 12 May 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

7. iron berry

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 12 May 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

lol cutty

― city of gyros (chaki), Friday, 12 May 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

DO EVERYBODY A FAV. AND BAN YRSELF BRO.

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING RETARDED.

― YOKO OHNOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ddb), Friday, 12 May 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

vanity threads: Y/N?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 12 May 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

8. last time notvalery came to providence, we were meeting up at the RISD drag show. i had dressed in a pink shirt and black jacket & jeans, w/ a black tie. WITHOUT COORDINATING WITH ME BEFOREHAND, she turned up in a black dress w/ pink trim. WE TOTALLY LOOKED LIKE WE WERE GOING TO PROM. later on, we went to sing karaoke, which was awesome because

9. valery is fucking great at karaoke.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 12 May 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ possibly the gayest post the noize board has ever seen?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 12 May 2006 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

8. she understands the rigors of the ctrl-u "view source" command when it comes to the poorly haxx0red admin log

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― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 12 May 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

it's true, andrew, we make such a good couple. I think we should start preparing duets.

― val (notvalery), Friday, 12 May 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

11. as a mod, she will edit my misnumberings

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 12 May 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

Girls don't know shit about the internet dude.

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

math is hard

― val (notvalery), Friday, 12 May 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

audio embedded yellow cards YES

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Friday, 12 May 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

Are you hitting RELOAD on the admin log?!?!

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

wha????

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Friday, 12 May 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

HOW DID YOU KNOW? RSS?

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

JON HAS A GIRLFRIEND

― city of gyros (chaki), Friday, 12 May 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

DDB IS JEALOUSS OOOOOH

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/50/105546697_9e61ee6e53_b.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

awesome

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 12 May 2006 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 12 May 2006 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

at least it isn't navel ring gazing, amirite?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 12 May 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

HOW DID YOU KNOW? RSS?

view source, but also in firefox if you scroll over to the right side you can see the audio files playing (^.^)

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Friday, 12 May 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW BUT WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT THE ADMIN LOG SO MUCH

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

obviously to get your panties all up in your ass crack again! duh!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

DO NOT PEEK BEHIND THE CURTAIN

http://battellemedia.com/images/wizard-behind-curtain.jpg

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha, i didnt think to scroll over, just viewed source and marveled at all the blockquotes

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

blockquotes are my secret weapon against britishes

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

ONLY HOPE FOR BEATING PHIL TWO AT STREET FIGHTER 2

― JW ^_^ (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

she got a job in nyc and will be living here beginning sunday night

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

damn it

i need to visit new york sooooon

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

yay! congrats on teh jobbie.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

congrats1111!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD WORK VALERY

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

thanks everyone (esp to ms testa)! I think it's safe to say you can expect some sort of pie/noodle related party during the summer as a thank you gift for all the support/help I've received. I will send out invites as soon as I have a kitchen.

― ruliet (notvalery), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

hi valery! i am excited to meet you! you seem quite rad indeed and congrats on the job!

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

thanks! I hear the same of you actually. jon speaks very highly of your gamelan skills.

― ruliet (notvalery), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

she dont even have mp3s to ysi of no warrior cats

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

:((

jon do you have that eastman gamelan cd?
i think i am on it. unless they've put out a new one.

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

DONT HAVE IT

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

hmm if i dig through all my cd boxes there is an eastman sampler in there that i think has 1 song on it...

also: audio clips

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

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