The "How do I shot web" meme needs your help

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This is the thread where we ask people to dig up things on ILX we can't find

Phrase started by Natural Selection players; in NS, one of the alien races can actually shoot spider webs as a weapon. One day, some goons were playing NS when a lot of newbies and clueless people were on the server, and "how do i shot web" was one of the questions that kept coming up. Someone took a screenshot, posted it to FYAD, and it went from there. Most commonly seen on /b/ as an image macro, featuring Spider-Man holding out his arms in an "I dunno..." gesture; this later inspired a series of shopped images, including one with a Japanese newscaster holding out his arms in the same gesture (along with Spider-Man and a number of anime characters), and a meme where a picture of a falling person is shopped to say "Hey Spider-Man, how do I shot web?" (with Spider-Man replying "dunno, lol"). See also "¯\(º_o)/¯" (below).

i think this is true.

we're lucky to have him.

this later inspired a series of shopped images, including one with a Japanese newscaster holding out his arms in the same gesture (along with Spider-Man and a number of anime characters), and a meme where a picture of a falling person is shopped to say "Hey Spider-Man, how do I shot web?" (with Spider-Man replying "dunno, lol")

plz to shot these plz

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xhastings, that is

OMG is that true?

1. Typically, the infinitive form to be is not used. For example, one would not say "The car needs to be washed.", but rather, "The car needs washed."
2. Use of the term you'ns for the second-person plural. For example "You'ns need to rid up yur room before Gram and Pap come over." In Pittsburgh, the closely related word "yinz" or "yunz" is the you plural pronoun. This is in contrast to the Philadelphia area, where the colloquial you plural pronoun is yous. This term is not widely used in Juniata County, nor the remainder of the eastern portion of the region in question.
3. The following family relationship words are used Gram is Grandma, Pap is Grandpa and Mum is Mom. Other family relationship words are the same as they are in Standard English.
4. Use of the term one, where German phrases use the word eins, einen or eine. For example "Ich schlage dir gleich einen.", is literally translated as "I'm about to slap you one." The literal translation has become entrenched, even though most speakers of German in Central Pennsylvania today learned their ancestral tongue in school and not at home.
5. Use of the term rid to mean clean. See the example under you'ns'. This may be a truncation of the word ready in the expression "to ready up".
6. Use of the word goonie. A goonie is a big rock, which is still small enough to be thrown. If a rock is too big to be thrown, it is not a goonie. Conversely, if it is smaller than a human fist, it is also not a goonie.
7. Use of the word about to mean "very". For example "You'ns are about dumb." means "You people are very stupid." Sometimes the word half is thrown in for added emphasis. Thus, "You'ns are about half dumb." means "You people are really, incredibly stupid." The about-half construction has evolved into the Central Pennsylvanian insult "You're about half!", which to outsiders sounds absurd, but is readily understood in Central Pennsylvania. The term about is not a true substitution for very but rather it is understood to be an intended understatement on the part of the speaker.
8. Use of the term think at the beginning of a sentence in which the speaker seeks to elicit agreement. For example, One could say "Think she ain't about half?" To which the listener would reply "Think not." Think not is frequently used to convey agreement even if the first sentence did not begin with think. The phrase how 'bout it is also used to express agreement.
9. Use of the phrase "that'd be odd" in response to something that happens frequently, and which is annoying to the speaker. For example, imagine the following conversation between two high school cleaning ladies:

Mrs. Aumiller: Them kids was openin' up library books and spittin' chew in them again!
Mrs. Hassinger: That'd be odd!
Mrs. Aumiller: Think not!

10. Use of the term "hogged up" to mean very drunk. Imagine the following conversation on a Friday afternoon at a Central Pennsylvania factory:

Mrs. Kuhns: Me and Jack's gettin' in a fight tonight!
Mrs. Fultz: Is Jack your husband?
Mrs. Kuhns: No, Jack Daniels. I'll be all hogged up.

11. Use of the terms "so I do", "so it is", "so he does", etc. following declaratory sentences. Some speculate that this construction has its origins in literal translations from Celtic languages such as Irish and Welsh, but as of yet, there is no definitive proof. For example, "The car needs washed. So it does."
12. Use of the word "ignurnt" to mean "rude", as in "You'ns are about ignurnt!" to mean "You guys are quite rude." Presumably, "ignurnt" was derived from "ignorant", as one who is ignorant of manners may be perceived as rude.
13. The plural forms of game animals do not add an "s" or have any other plural marker; the singular and plural are identical, with the plural form being ascertained through verb declension or context. For example, one would say "I seen three turkey in them woods. So I did." Non-game animals have the same plurals as they do in Standard English. For example, one would never say "I seen three cow." or "I seen three horse in the Amishman's field." This peculiar feature of the Central Pennsylvania accent has long been the bane of English teachers in the region. At least one English teacher has speculated that this may be a hypercorrection, as the correct Standard English plural for deer is the same as the singular form.
14. Many speakers of the Central Pennsylvania accent use nonstandard past-tenses of verbs. This is primarily restricted to uneducated people, as educated people with features of the Central Pennsylvania accent generally use Standard English verb tenses. Some of these nonstandard verb tenses are found in other nonstandard dialects of English around the world, such as African American Vernacular English and Cockney. The following is a list of Standard English past-tenses of verbs, with their Central Pennsylvanian equivalents:
Saw = Seen, Grew = Growed, Knew = Knowed, Came = Come, Gave = Give, We, You, They were = We, You, They was.
Past participals are also different from Standard English. For example, one is more likely to hear "I should have went", than the Standard English "I should have gone" in the Central Pennsylvania accent.
15. The caught-cot merger is firmly in place. Caught and cot and Dawn and Don are homophones.
16. Him, her, them and me replace the Standard English he, she, they and I as the subjects of a sentence, but only in sentences with a compound subject. For example, one would say "Him and Mike went to the store." instead of "He and Mike went to the store." However, one would never hear "Him went to the store." Likewise, one hears "Mike and them are coming to the party." but one would never hear "Them are coming to the party." In Western Pennsylvania, them can be the subject of a sentence, even as a single subject. For example, one could say "Them's good eats." However, them is never used as a single subject in the Central Pennsylvania accent.
17. The ile sound is pronounced owl. Thus, the following words are homonyms: aisle and owl, file and foul; while and wow; mile and Mao; pile and pow; and Kyle and cow.
18. The i between two consonants is pronounced like an e, as in Scottish. For example, the following words are homonyms: did and dead, hid and head, rid and red, bid and bed.
19. In some words such as garbage, the second a is replaced by long e sound or ee, making the word garbeege. Also, the word him is pronounced eem (the h becomes silent). For example, at a football game Gedeem! means Get him! There are several other words that can follow this pattern, such as porridge=porreege and message=messeege.
20. Verb placement is sometimes a literal translation from German, rather than Standard English verb placement. For example, "I saw him walking in town.", in German is "Ich sah ihn in der Stadt gehen." In the Central Pennsylvania accent, the sentence would be "I seen him in town walking."
21. The word creek is pronounced with a short "i" sound, making it a homonym with crick.
22. The word "wash" is pronounced with an added "r" in the middle, hence "warsh" rhyming with "marsh". Thus, George Washington is pronounced "George Warshington".
23. Intervening and trailing phonemes are frequently dropped or swallowed, as in some British dialects. Examples: "Uppair" for "Up There", "go-in" for "going".
24. Use of the term "yonder" to describe an ill-defined place. A Central Pennsylvanian might describe his weekend activity thus, "I seen 'im goin' uppair yonder Scotia range huntin' turkey. He come back all dirty, an' had ta warsh his pants in the crick before his old lady letted him back in the house."
25. Use of the term "let" in place of the proper word leave. For example, one in Central Pennsylvania would say, "Should I just let it on the table?" where the proper phrase would utilize the verb leave.
26. Conversely, "leave" is also used in place of "let," where "let" means "allow." For example, a child in Central Pennsylvania might ask his friend "Is your mum gonna leave you watch South Park?"
27. Bathe is replaced with the term bath. A Central Pennsylvanian might say "bath the baby" , while the correct pronunciation would be to "bathe the baby." Special credit goes to J. LaFuria of South Hills School of Business and Technology for verifying this usage over several years of English classes.
28. The word "Color" is often pronounced as "Keller."
29. Sentences end with prepositions, most common would be the phrase, "Where is it at," as opposed to the correct pronunciation "Where is it."

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total bullshit that black costumes aren't allowed

better than the previous attempt; this just looks sad
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