WHAT'S IN YOUR RAPE KIT?

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latex gloves
duct tape
zip strips
cocaine

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

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elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

roofies

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

an "ironic" duke t-shirt

brooklyn of the stone age (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

map of rape zone

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

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elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

THE ZONE

lf (lfam), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

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Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

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Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

THE ZONE DIET BOOK

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

LIMP BIZKIT CD

late to the bloom to the er (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

polo shirt
color: white
collar: popped

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

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Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

did you get the idea for this thread from those "what's in your wallet" Capital One ads?

cos i've always wanted to see the fatty in those ads take one for the team.

and there are lot's of other sites, but all of them are fake... (sanskrit), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

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sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

polo shirt
color: whitepink
collar: popped

tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.happyrobot.net/robotchow/art/pickup.jpg

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

myspace.com is a useful addition to any rape kit

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

polo shirt
color: white pink
collar: popped

hat: frayed brim
posters in bedroom: dave matthews ("wanna check them out?")

jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

friendster.com

val (notvalery), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

CAMARO

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

My collection of tiny shoes.

John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

TIME FOR TEA PARTY, PUT ON YOUR COSTUME

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elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

dressing a girl up before raping her: c/d

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

c/d: c/d?

John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

whoa u r trippin me out there, meta man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

killy ii (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

Chicago Cubs baseball cap

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

Whoops.

CD: c/d?

Worst attempt at crossdressing joke. Ever.

John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

cos i've always wanted to see the fatty in those ads take one for the team.

What would this entail? Beating the shit out of David Spade to within an inch of his life? because I would like to see that.

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

YES PLEASE.

John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

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TOPICAL HUMOR HEYO

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT'S IN YOUR RAVE KIT?

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT'S IN YOUR RAVE KIT II?

and there are lot's of other sites, but all of them are fake... (sanskrit), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

Goddamit. Why won't that man puke to the techno beat?

John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 18 May 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

watching both at same time = WRINKLEPOCALYPSE

and there are lot's of other sites, but all of them are fake... (sanskrit), Thursday, 18 May 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, the sheer audacity of positing "ho" vs "n****" is approximately 5,390,235,234,242.9523345 times funnier than the IMs and I completely lost my shit at "WRINKLEPAWESOME".
-- Dan (LOL At ILE) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), May 8th, 2006.

lf (lfam), Thursday, 18 May 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hellfaucet.com/conan.html

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1455.html

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

wait what
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1456.gif
wish i had some mod privs :(

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

Roofies = ROFFLES!

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

I FORGOT HOW FUNNY "LAW & ORDER SVU" IS

bell_labs, Monday, 24 December 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

stabler...she is still with the doctor. she will not have the rape kit because she is in a sorority and stuff

bell_labs, Monday, 24 December 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

she had a 4.0 alcohol lever!!..she wanted it loool

bell_labs, Monday, 24 December 2007 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

i remember feeling cold., and someone pulling on my hair oh god what did i do?
ICE T: DO YOU THINK THIS IS A "JOKE"?

bell_labs, Monday, 24 December 2007 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

waht about the missing semens?
alfs dad: W ARE BACK TO SQUARE ONE

bell_labs, Monday, 24 December 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

i saw one where the first 45 min were trying to solve if martin short was a psychic. he wasn't, but he did rape virgins.

bnw, Monday, 24 December 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i saw that one. he was CANADIAN

bell_labs, Monday, 24 December 2007 05:28 (eighteen years ago)

IT IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF CANADIAN
AGE OF CANADIAAAAAAAAA-AAAAN

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 December 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

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El Tomboto, Monday, 24 December 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

the only one who could ever reach me
was a canadian rapist man

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 December 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

someone cracked into the Pentagon eggnog a little early.

sanskrit, Monday, 24 December 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

hey I don't work for them shitties anymore

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 December 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

last night I saw one that opened with a guy who rapes his girlfriend's sister in his sleep. meanwhile his girlfriend is kidnapped and raped by an old guy who raped a girl that looked like her 20 years ago. bonus points for including "his fantasy became her nightmare" in the dialogue.

bnw, Monday, 10 March 2008 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

there was one about second life last night.

bestest one was these male geniuses getting drugged then a cattle prod up the rectum to stim prostate and collect their sperm for in vitro!!

sanskrit, Monday, 10 March 2008 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

I can't watch sexy victims unit anymore

sexyDancer, Monday, 10 March 2008 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

tehresa, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

too much child abuse

sexyDancer, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

Ani DiFranco CD
piano string

nickalicious, Monday, 10 March 2008 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

o_O

bnw, Monday, 10 March 2008 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

If a woman is drunk, don't rape her. If a woman is walking alone at night, don't rape her. If a women is drugged and unconscious, don't rape her. If a woman is wearing a short skirt, don't rape her. If a woman is jogging in a park at 5AM, don't rape her. If a woman looks like your ex-girlfriend you're still hung up on, don't rape her. If a woman is asleep in her bed, don't rape her. If a woman is asleep in your bed, don't rape her. If a woman is doing her laundry, don't rape her. If a woman is in a coma, don't rape her. If a woman changes her mind in the middle of or about a particular activity, don't rape her. If a woman has repeatedly refused a certain activity, don't rape her. If a woman is not yet a woman, but a child, don't rape her. If your girlfriend or wife is not in the mood, don't rape her. If your step-daughter is watching TV, don't rape her.If you break into a house and find a woman there, don't rape her. If your friend thinks it's okay to rape someone, tell him it's not, and that he's not your friend. If your "friend" tells you he raped someone, report him to the police. If your frat-brother or another guy at the party tells you there's an unconscious woman upstairs and it's your turn, don't rape her, call the police and report him as a rapist.

danbunny, Monday, 10 March 2008 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

CAPS

and what, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

gay man intentionally infecting people with aids - sexy victims unit gets hold of his "list" but its encrypted - the department's computer expert is puzzled but ice-t's gay friend suggests "maybe it's UUE encoding" and it is! A++

bnw, Friday, 2 May 2008 04:40 (seventeen years ago)

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Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 2 May 2008 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

ten months pass...

Prosecutors said Worboys targeted 14 women in total over 18 months until February 2008.

Worboys admitted lying to the women and offering them drinks but claimed he did it because he craved female attention in the wake of a series of failed relationships.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45497000/jpg/_45497494_worboys2236.jpg

But police discovered a "rape kit", including gloves, alcohol, glasses, drugs, condoms and a sex toy concealed in a plastic bag in another vehicle at his home.

, Saturday, 14 March 2009 10:22 (seventeen years ago)


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