PUKE FEST 2006

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(title courtesy another message board, but I thought it should really be a thread here)

― JEANNE (ex libris), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

these dudes who went to my high school had this game called Fuck Shit Up they would play sometimes (maybe just once, but it was legendary). the rules were: go to Burger King, eat as much food as possible, shove eachother around in the parking lot until one person throws up, at which point the others must throw up.

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

laughing!

i puked every time i got drunk in 2003

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

i havent puked since '02, and before that, Valentine's Day '92. i gots an iron stummick

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

last time i puked was new year's, but that's only the 2nd time i've puked from drinking, and the first time was in 2003.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

I ALSO had a decade + record without puking until I got to college...

― Egyptian Genie (blastocyst), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

last time i took E i was in vegas and took 2 (i was already feeling ill after the first) and puked the entire time. every fucking 20-30 minutes. best time ever

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

My last all day vomit marathon was courtesy of a dodgy plate of steak tartare in London (at Bistrotheque)- I puked over and over all day the next day. A shame as I love steak tartare but now I think I may have permanently cast a puke-colored pall on that particular dish, alas . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

mmmmmmmmm, dodgy tartare

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 09:50 (nineteen years ago)

I puked on my copy of Generation Ecstasy. I cleaned it off pretty good though.

― adam (adam), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 10:44 (nineteen years ago)

I am That Girl, the one who says, "excuse me, I'll be right back -- have to go throw up" because I'd rather get it over with than go around feeling vomitous. Fortunately with all my practice, it's a neat & tidy procedure.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

I puked off my balcony in bushwick like a month ago -- first nyc puke....

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

the last time I puked was the morning after val's birthday party -- i was fine all through the night until i poured hot bitter coffee into irritated stomach lining upon waking, then BAM. nasty.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

last time i puked was one year ago -- almost to the day -- because i thought it was a good idea to spare the glass and just drink crappy shiraz from the bottle (which i stole from my roommates when i moved out and i did not know that drinking old, already opened wine was such a bad idea) and when you do that there's pretty much no way to gauge the amount so i puked purple ughhhh

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

I keep puking when I brush my teeth. I mean, not like EVERY time I brush my teeth, just if I'm at all hungover.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

i was fine all through the night

UNTIL YOU GOT IN BED WITH US

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh man yeah, brushing my teeth used to do it too! or when i was like 15 and had to wear a retainer, i couldn't put it in anywhere near a toilet or i'd gag and puke. it was weird!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

retainers were gross

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

i'd been on a good keel, but i think i puked thanks to drink in like november or december...but the vicodin i was on after surgery had me puking for like 2 days straight in dec.

i puked into a bag on the path train once the morning after being made very drunk by a bunch trannies at spa...noone noticed.

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

i was fine all through the night

UNTIL YOU GOT IN BED WITH US

-- JW (jo...), May 23rd, 2006 10:19 AM. (later)

I DON'T REMEMBER THIS
AND NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS UNTIL 2 WEEKS AFTER THE EVENT

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

my best puke was on the train tracks in san antonio. or the time i was in the hospital with an NG tube and the vomit came out in a big bubble. SO NOIZE!!!!!

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

when i puked on new years i was very organized about it. i felt it coming, found a target bag, puked in it, tied it up, put on slippers, walked downstairs and outside to the dumpster, disposed of puke, walked inside to bathroom, brushed teeth, returned to bed for a much more peaceful sleep. i was pretty impressed with my no-nonsense demeanor during the whole experience.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

about a month and a half ago, i ate too much, drank some, and then smoked some, and ended up vomiting my life for a couple hours

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

waaaaaay too much vodka led to vomiting behind tree at train station three saturdays ago. at least I left it until then and didn't do it in my friends' car, I s'pose.

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

tehresa, u r lucky. i am always outta my mind, leaning over the toilet, barely able to hold myself up, the tiles spinning all around me, but that release is SO WORTH IT. vomiting is often the best part of the night! especially after overloading on all kinds of awful chems.

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Like FAYGO?

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

FAYGO? no. more like K-HOLE. sounds similar, though.

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

whoopsies! ADMIN PLZ n_-

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

whenever i vomit i always break out into an intense cold sweat. my body hates toxins. i haven't puked in a while, though. i think the last time was over the winter--i remember it snowing.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

winter puke is so much better. i always stick my head out a window or something for bursts of cold air to try to calm the nausea. summer puke sucks cause it seems to linger a lot more :-(

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

no way! SUMMER!! just let it rip outside! fuck a grass!

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

dude... puke that freezes on contact with snow is much easier to clean up/cover with other snow! have you ever smelled puke that's been baking on someone's balcony? WELKJG:LW EKGQF:LEKJCF just the thought of it makes me want to puke now!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

you guys clean up your vomit? don't you have husbands who do it for you?

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

no & no

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

No but hey, I could use one of those. Do they do laundry, too?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Not in my experience, nor would you want them to. Unless you like your clothes to go 2 sizes smaller than they were previously.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah man, my ex did all my cooking & cleaning but fucked up all my laundry. READ ONE LABEL. no, READ THEM ALL.

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Yah, good point -- I don't even put half my clothes in the dryer.

Ian, throwing up used to bother me more, as in "burst into tears from shock" but I got used to it.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

ally and killy otm! i don't really let anyone, even other ladies, do my laundry cause i'm very picky about temperatures and settings. and ffs, WHY in the HELL would you put a very fragile silk mesh-knit shirt on a fucking WIRE HANGER!? thanks a lot, asshole, now it has a hole in the sleeve :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

yeah dude, do your own laundry, but i'll clean up my woman's puke. it's the gentlemanly thing to do. also, i am very experienced at it!

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

that's so sweet for a misogynist such as yourself!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

"It's like I'm inside her body without really being inside her body"

YEAH RLY ROMANTIC

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

No one's cleaned up after me ever, I don't think. Since childhood, anyway. I might die of sheer embarrassment, once I sobered up -- it's a little hard to maintain that drinking is a fun & harmless little game we play when you can't get yrself to a proper receptacle fast enough. Allowing the occasional miscalculation, of course, because sometimes shit happens (like that last margarita).

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

i totally have a bleach spot on the carpet in my bedroom from cleaning up my own puke in a haze of drunkenness and not paying attention. i just grabbed the first cleaning product i found and didn't realize what i'd done til the next day when my brand new pants that had been near the puke zone had white spots on them.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

i totally spilled coke when i was babysitting one time, and i just moved the couch over it.

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

One time when I was like 19 I vomited sangria all over my apartment and then woke up the next day frightened that something really, really bad happened in there because shit looked like a stabbing occurred. The fact that I was head to toe in bruises from (supposedly) crawling up a 4 flight walk up didn't help my impression that there was a brawl.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

i once puked a stomach's worth of red wine unto the J tracks at canal st. to the horror of some dude near enough to be worried. i found the bloodlike nature of it to be hillarious, thus scaring him more...later than night i had to break into my own apt...

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

one time this guy i was dating called me to come over bc he had drunk so much wine that he thought he was gonna die. i came over, there was wine barf EVERYWHERE, all over his bed, and he tried to make out with me. UM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

...and that's how I met the man I married

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

I barfed jello, gatorade, vodka, gin and absinthe into the surf on the 4th of july once.....

Also, sparks and lambic beer into my shoes at a thanksgiving party

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

That's a waste of lambic!

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

no way, double tasting & zero calories

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

But it's usually a little pricey, he should've redrank it or something. I mean why not just vomit money if you're gonna do that.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

THE BEER WAS FREE AND I HAD FOOD POISONING!

― JW (SURELY SPARKS + LAMBIC HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!) (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

re-drink the vomited beer? girl, damn.

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

by the way, what the hell is SPARKS

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

out of my SHOE no less!

HOWEVER!!! I puked into a SmartWool sock which filtered the chunks so the shoes were filled with only fluid.

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

i'm surprised the fluid even leaked through the smartwool! those things are thick!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

I revise my position, vomiting money would actually be a positive thing and I'm not sure why I used it as an example of something worse than vomiting beer.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

having to pay for a big dinner would be so awesome!

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

by the way, what the hell is SPARKS

haha

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

jon....i dont even know what to say about that...

filtering...hmmm

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

BETTER THAN HAVING CHUNKY PUKE IN SHOES OR CHUNKY PUKE ON FLOOR, NO?

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

im just kinda amazed the thought would cross yr mind...or anyones...i might be applauding you...ida bolted for a window before thinking of shoe, much less sock

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

okay, this doesn't happen often, but when it does, i literally party til i puke. fine fine fine stumbly but fine slurred talking but fine fine fine puking. (also: i think pot acts as a blocker to the part of my brain that would alert me to the need to puke. part of my history includes a history of carpet stains. NOT GOOD. Why it took me until 2 yrs ago to figure this out is the real mystery.)

i have never puked into a sock or a shoe.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

I puke shortly after dizziness is reached, the vertigo TAKES ME DOWN. But always better after! I can go back to drinking, as a matter of fact!

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

given my terrible stomach, i can almost puke on command...so, if i sense the need, it will happen...fucking feeling sick and dizzy

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

I was so sick that I couldn't stand ben!

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

terrible..i fergot the poison part...im utterly amazed

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

mostly i always want to puke cause i get the bedspins and puking makes me feel better, but i'm only occasionally lucky enough to puke.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

hey do any ladies ever have something "special" happen when they get vertigo?

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

my uterus fell out once, when i had vertigo.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Stupid wandering womb, I TOLD it to stay put but NO, it had to try on those shoes and then it went out for a cigarette and before I know it, I'm lobbying for space on a milk carton.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

my best vomit was senior year of high school, after prom everone was at this party and there was a keg in the woods behind this kids house. so i kept at it until 2am or so, then i too was too drunk and had to join the casualties crashing in the darkened basement. lying down, about to pass out, i knew i was going ti throw up all over the floor, so i grabbed this paper bag. after i booted in it i realized some girl's prom dress was in it.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

my best vomiting experience was the time when I was skiing and I had one of those awful Sobe nature-juice-herbal-supplement-energy-drink things. it was orange-carrot-flavor. left pretty orange splotches in the snow when I threw it up off of the ski lift. repeatedly.

my worst was probably the time I got some awful flu and was so sick that I vomited every time I tried to stand up. apparently once you've dry-heaved for half an hour your body is able to tap into some hidden reservoir of awful, disgusting yellow liquid with red chunks floating in it -- my first thought was that all of the vomiting had somehow reversed the flow of my digestive system, and I was now puking up urine with bits of kidney in it.

― bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

once you've dry-heaved for half an hour your body is able to tap into some hidden reservoir of awful, disgusting yellow liquid

it's called bile.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Very Valery's new roomie has no pancreas!

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

my uterus fell out once, when i had vertigo.

-- electro-acoustic lycanthrope (dr.carl.saga...), May 23rd, 2006 2:48 PM. (orion) (later)

jesus christ, if i had been successful hiding my internet usage from my coworkers, that totally blew it. i couldn't stop myself from cracking up. THNX A LOT

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tamparacing.com/photopost/data/500/doggystyle.gif

― netty (davidcorp), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to invite them to register and start posting

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

wow

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

GOD

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

i had about 3 bites of fourme d'ambert earlier this evening and i'm feeling kinda pukey now :-\ (my guess is it was that or the tiny bit of fish i ate, but the fish seemed fine and the cheese is a kind of musty variety)

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

-- netty (JA...), May 23rd, 2006 3:01 PM. (davidcorp) (admin) (userip)

david, did you post under the name netty because you knew her? my friend anna had a pitbull named netty. crazy sad story about how she attacked a police horse, my friend got bucked in the head, the cop shot the dog but just grazed it and they eventually had to put her to sleep.

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

No reason for the name, actually. I'd already posted it on one or two other threads (it totally fits everywhere), so I went for some next alias to avoid the cops...

Bucked?? Like buckshot? Or like she got hoofed?

― ZOT! (davidcorp), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

what? no pancreas?? that's bizarre. don't we need them?

― val (notvalery), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

I puked off my roof my last night in boston cause I was coughing up a storm due to allergies...

before that it was nye, which was no fun, especially since I think I inconenienced BF.

― val (notvalery), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

also I feel like mentioning that when I was little I used to puke EVERY day on the way to school because I would get so carsick. I wasn't too popular back then.

― val (notvalery), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

also, eating seaweed

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

-- jäxøñ (jaso...), May 23rd, 2006 10:33 PM. (jaxon)

Dude! Was it this this dog?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

take early morning train to 2003 Preakness -> Orioles game -> many Baltimore bars -> puked in my baseball hat on the amtrak redeye back to new york

― funny cide over midway road (Renard), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

did u rinse it out in the bathroom or what? this boy who liked me in 7th grade doused his baseball cap in Brut before he hung out with me once, and that kind of made me want to puke.

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

threw it away on the train, next day wondered "where is hat"

― Renard (Renard), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

until i remembered where i "lost" it

― Renard (Renard), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

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