PENIS PANIC

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omgwtf

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

Um. Wow. What?

― John Justen, the archetypal shit head generation (johnjusten), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

"The phrase "Penis-melting Zionist robot combs" has been coined to describe this humourous story. It was originally incorrectly attributed to Wall Street Journal's James Taranto writing in his "Best of the Web Today"[1]. However, a quick perusal of the article in question reveals no such phrase, or nothing similar beyond the words "penis melt"."

Best Wiki edit ever?

― John Justen, the archetypal shit head generation (johnjusten), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

In September 2003, the Middle East Media Research Institute reported an hysteria of "penis-melting robot combs" in Khartoum, capital of Sudan

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

The first time it happened was the first time I ever used a psychedelic drug (mushrooms). At one point during the trip, I went to urinate. I whipped it out, and as I was staring at the patterns in the floor, I noticed that my penis was actually shrinking into my body. It was odd, but I let it continue for awhile. Once half my glans had disappeared (I did not have much body fat at the time, either) I decided I didn't want to see the end of this process, and pinched what was left between my fingers. After what seemed like a few minutes, (I know, I was tripping) It stopped pulling into me, and I was able to tug it out. I waited a little while to make sure it wasn't going to try that again, then pissed and left.

The second time it happened to me, I was really drunk and had narrowly avoided a serious beatdown. I ducked into the bathroom and it happened again.

The third time I was at a small town dive bar, and had just gotten high. Things started to just seem strange, in that way they sometimes do. Once again, went to the bathroom and I had to save my penis.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

GUESS WHO HAS A NEW USERNAME!

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

I had to save my penis.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

caitlin what were you searching for on wiki that led you to this?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

PENIS PUMP, OK?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mr-atari.com/afbeeldingen/XLXE%20boxes%20carts/peanut%20butter%20panic%20boxed.jpg

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

last one there's a penis pump...

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 1 June 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.animatedsoftware.com/pics/pumps/animpist.gif

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 1 June 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

See also
Vagina dentata

― Dan (ROFFLE) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 June 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/stilltemporary/PBF029BCNiceTryZarlfax.jpg

― caek (caek), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

fourteen years pass...

Once again, went to the bathroom and I had to save my penis.

― Wessonality Crisis (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 12:27 (four years ago)

a quick perusal of the article in question

is that how the kids call it these days?

― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 13:23 (four years ago)

also known as "gettin jiggy wid it"

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 September 2020 20:23 (four years ago)

Michelle Remembers

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 September 2020 20:59 (four years ago)

eleven months pass...

lol, I think I keep accidentally stumbling upon this thread because there's apparently no extant thread on satanic panic. It's a pretty sweet consolation prize, though, I must say.

― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 4 September 2021 21:49 (three years ago)

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