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YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

― $3.99 FOR HANGOVER, ADD UP DOES NOT (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

is that what they're charging for 2 buck chuck?

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

NO THIS WAS SOME WEIRD MALBEC THAT TASTED LIKE BåLLZ.

MY DOME HURTZ

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

you cannot beat trader joe's amarone. trader joe's amarone is fucking unbeatable.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

IM GONNA STICK TO BROWEISER.

BUT THX FOR THE TIP TOM!!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

NO THIS WAS SOME WEIRD MALBEC THAT TASTED LIKE BåLLZ.

i've had bad malbec before. like a lot of cold-climate wines it's VERY sensitive to heat... it was probably baking in a hot truck en route to the store.

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

COULD BE.

IT WAS ALSO $3.99.

SO.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah you gotta get the right varietals from TJ's otherwise you definitely are going to get sweaty balls varietal.

And yeah also try one that's $9.99 next time, capn save-a-wine-in-a-box

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

No, Capn save-a-boxed-wine titles DEF goes to my ex's mother: she kept an extra case of both white & rose in the hall closet, and one chilling in the fridge at all times.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

GROSS

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Also, she thought that "light" wine had less alcohol as well as fewer calories, so she'd have a few extra glasses to make up for it. And her husband wouldn't let anyone tell her otherwise.

Actually it was hilarious.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

"LIGHT" WINE???

LAUREL, I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE ALL THESE NEW THINGS YOU'VE TOLD ME TODAY. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE AND PONDER "LIGHT WINE".

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

U GUYS EVER DO BONGS AND SIP ROSE SPRITZERS?

IRIE.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

mmmmmmmmmmmm rose! i think we need to bring a few bottles with on saturday.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

Don't ask me, go ask the lady who says "I'll be right back, I have to fix muh hair" and comes back with hair exactly the same but MORE EYE MAKEUP ON.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe she meant eyelash hair.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

I suppose that's possible.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

ROSE SPRITZERS ON SATURDAY.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

i will drink shitty wine never more

― account (account), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

HEY YOU

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

i'll bring the mini cooler.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

you cannot beat trader joe's amarone. trader joe's amarone is fucking unbeatable.

SO MUCH OTM

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I'm gonna go on record as cosigning that as well. Did you ever see the GINORMOUS bottles of it they were selling round Xmas??? Holy shit.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/113/6/0/O/113601333O436767362.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

n_n

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.phattbastard.com/phattbastard/djur/img/0089.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

^ this is my kind of FPS

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

six years pass...

As of January 16, 2013, a bottle of Charles Shaw retails for $2.49 in parts of California.

― welcome back, burt stanton! (buzza), Sunday, 20 January 2013 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

shit is gnar

― an eagle named "small government" (call all destroyer), Sunday, 20 January 2013 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

Bronco Wine Co.

― welcome back, burt stanton! (buzza), Sunday, 20 January 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

what parts of california? socal?

― iatee, Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

that two-buck chuck that everyone's talking about

― how's life, Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

wo Buck Chuck
(Aaron Redner)

You can take your fancy liquor
I don’t need Dom Perignon
James Bond likes his martinis
Others live on sweet Patron

But I’m just a simple man
Who believes in fate and love
When I want to get my buzz on
I believe in Two Buck Chuck

(chorus:)
Two Buck Chuck! (x16)

Well it’s the first time to the in-laws
And you'll be wanting to impress
You’re looking mighty stylish
Oh, you sure know how to dress!

You’ve not a worry in the world
Everything is looking up
The paper bags beneath your arms
Are filled with Two Buck Chuck

(chorus)

Well now everybody’s talkin’
About the best kept secret news
Raise a glass, celebrate!
Raise another, if you choose
It’s high class livin’ for a dime
Now you’re wanted, it won’t get stuck
So pop the cork, tilt the bottle
And fill that cup with Two Buck Chuck

(chorus)

― how's life, Sunday, 20 January 2013 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

nine years pass...

Sign of the times? Charles Shaw now costs $4.49 in my TJ's. OH THE HUMANITY.

― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 24 August 2022 21:53 (three years ago)

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