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1. wrinklepaws and any variation thereof

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

2. refering to sp*nc*r ch*w

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

spinach chew?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

3. momus on: race, animals, trollers' rights

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

4. tuomas + (fruit)

― Atreyu!!! (x Jeremy), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

5. killy i or ii

― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

jer, do you remember my Atreyu email?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

unh huh. I'm copycatting, a little.

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

I was copying dean

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

2. refering to sp*nc*r ch*w

fuck you!! I'm probably hanging with the dude tonite!!! What the hell am I supposed to refer to him as? "Jeffrey"?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

chinky mchinkster! (i refer to lady pooperton as "HO FUN")

― lord pooperton (C/D racist pet names?) (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

he prefers the term "crazian" thank you muchly.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh!

6) "terrist", "Dubya", "El Doofus", etc. Srsly those were never v. funny to begin with, especially if you do it 7 times in one post. KINGFISH.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

ME LOVE U LONG TIME

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

6b) kingfish linking to anything

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

7. my five batshit bosses each giving me contradictory orders for the same project

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

8. the name Jeffrey

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

that reminds me, it's time to search craigslist for another jeffreyd@vidmorris ad

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

did anton comics ever post again?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/m4w/169826707.html

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

intimate or otherwise with, (close-wise).

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

better, account? n_n

― killy iii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

9. my wee always smell worse and become more viscous after eating lots of garlic

-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), Today 5:02 AM. (ken c) (later) (link)

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

I've started reading every ken c post in a Mike Tyson voice in my head.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 9 June 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

that post was so much better when i read viscous as vicious

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

10. http://pics.the-erm.com/album/Neat%20Pics/cat.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

11. http://odp.uoregon.edu/projects/03-04/everypicture/producers/tynan_delong.jpg

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

12. http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/114/0/5/O/114055793O287079391.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

13. "Oh, ___paws."

way to take something simple and funny and suck the lolz right out, everybody.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

14. Your search - ___________ - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

15. read the thread first chaki thanks

― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

what i miss

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh #1

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/m4w/169826707.html

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), June 9th, 2006 4:14 PM. (gear)

I haven't been with a female in so long, I sometimes feel like a virgin (not literally), but in a way. iight, well, that's all. Okay . . . take care, see ya.

WTFFFJDSLKCVXL

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 9 June 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

HE IS LIKE HERMAN MUNSTER AND PETER MURPHY'S SECRET LOVE CHILD

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 10 June 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

16. tuomas (again)

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 12 June 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

17. Giant mounds of paper waste advertising that come w/ Sunday newspaper

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 12 June 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

Is there such a thing as "ironic sexism", just like there's ironic racism and homophobia?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), June 12th, 2006.

― latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (latebloomer), Monday, 12 June 2006 08:28 (nineteen years ago)

QUIT YR BITCHIN AN' GET IN THE KITCHEN

― latebloomer's potater chip of the proletariat (latebloomer), Monday, 12 June 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

amon's 'eurotard' gif is too perfect.

― culture has much less of a fixation on testicles (haitch), Monday, 12 June 2006 08:38 (nineteen years ago)

18. all discussion pertaining to or any mention of "ROCKISM"(TM)

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 12 June 2006 09:10 (nineteen years ago)

OTM!!!1!

19. Ppl creeping out on the mad singer-songwriter lady.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

20. last day of june will spell th death blow to john doe records and books at 518 warren st in hudson ny..so mention yur an ilxor and get a big discount..Landlord dont cotton to no hippies and eviction has been meted out...am quite amazed we got away with it this long..If u have never been up here im on amtrak or 2 hrs north of nyc by car ..call me if u wanna wax attack..518 632 4273..i did it for 4 yrs almost with only th break for th bnhart tour last fall..So maybe i need to get out more?..shoppers:mark ibold,martha stewart,natalie merchant,richard prince,chan marshall,mercury rev,etc ..live shows:jackie o mf,tara jane o neil,micheal hurley,sunburned hand...tons of fun was had...xxxxdan
-- dan bunnybrain (bunnybrai...), June 10th, 2006 6:40 AM.

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By any chance do you have pictures of the shop you can post? I'm never going to be able to see it in person, but I'm real curious to know what it look(ed) like.
-- like murderinging (mi...), June 10th, 2006 8:22 AM.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/files/aolcancellationeditfinal.mp3

AOL BEING A HUGE DICKWAD

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

22. "Why isn't there a _____ thread?"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

23. GAYING UP LOGAN'S RUN TALK

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

24. LOGAN'S RUN

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

25. HOMOPHOBIA

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

PUT A DIFFERENT MOVIE ON YOUR IPOD

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

DOWNLOAD ONE WESTWORLD OR ZARDOZ

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

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mourning the village voice music section/pazz and jop poll

― gear (gear), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I'm surprised this hasn't been revived tonight

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 10 November 2006 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ passive aggressive

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 10 November 2006 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

No, I fully support the XTAL parody threads, I'm just surprised!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 10 November 2006 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

go on, take her call, dude

-- ^@^ (^@^), October 14th, 2006.

hahahaha!

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Friday, 10 November 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

gabbnerd = Democrats = "we"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 November 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

ok, I'm finally sick of Hastings threads.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

tuomas

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

took you long enough, jon. dan perry is luftroffle, destroyer of jokes.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR PERPETUA:

STOP POSTING ON ILC SO I CAN READ THREADS WITHOUT STABBING MYSELF IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY.

THANKS.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 17 November 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

also: being single, c/d thread. plz to delete from internets.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

noize dudes sounding like Kate

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

I miss the golden days of Hastings Threads, back when they were funny, and filled with the right kind of crazy, instead of the wrong kind of cuddly. and crazy.

I HAVE FAILED YOU ALL.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 17 November 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think i've ever seen a remotely funny comedy film!
99% of comedy be it stand-up, film or tv = WORST SHIT EVER
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), November 17th, 2006 6:47 AM. (later) (link)

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comedy should be banned

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), November 17th, 2006 6:47 AM. (later) (link)

― gear (gear), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

John, don't grovel to people ten years younger than you.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Teh HSTNGS THRD has taken a turn for the worse, betwixt Gzeusrants and lack of fresh blood and not enough cat pictures.

TOO MANY HUGGLES, NOT ENOUGH FITES.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 17 November 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

too bad i can't drop some css science... what about making an image that is cute for 50% of ip addresses and ugly for 50%?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

chriss ottt

― gear (gear), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

THX to TOMBOT. A step in the right direction.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Friday, 17 November 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

A patron is one who has been assigned by a venerable tradition, or chosen by election, as a special intercessor with God and the proper advocate of a particular locality, and is honoured by clergy and people with a special form of religious observance. The term "patron", being wider in its meaning than that of "titular", may be applied to a church, a district, a country, or a corporation. The word "titular" is applied only to the patron of a church or institution. Both the one and the other, according to the legislation now in force, must have the rank of a canonized saint.

-- timmy tannin (timmytanni...), November 18th, 2006.

― if you ain't got the yolk, you can't emulsify the hollandaise (fauxhemian), Saturday, 18 November 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

please cease and desist complaining about trolling posters and then consistently engaging them in back-and-forth.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, seriously. "just stop it, nude spock!" *4 hours later* "no, really, just cut it out!"

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, he's not gonna. you know?

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

i think he's pretty funny in that thread

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

GZeus hissyfitting up ILG

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

would user killfiles make this thread obsolete

― DOCTOR METH KING (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Pretty much.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

But then what would everybody whine and complain about?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

The ilx code breaking and making killfiles not work

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

haha OTM

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Jesse otm abt Perpetua shitting up ILC

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

also Alfred, Lord Sotosyn is like a dad-fucking reise-moraine on any + all film threads

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

The urge not to say something mean when Perpetua is talking about "bad writing" on ilc is hard to resist.

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Or rather, "to say something mean". I should talk about bad writing!

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck is happening on that Kramer thread?

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

"people be frontin'"

http://encyclopedia.quickseek.com/images/Kramer6.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

I never clicked on it either

honestly can't imagine how something so .. uh ... clear-cut? could generate 1000 posts!

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

it's just coffee talk.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

no big deal. spock gets the gasface. nabs on the you know what. same ol' same ol'. passes the time until i get my turkey.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

it's pretty funny, I mean it did prompt nabisco to post "Hello my niggas, we are going to Applebee's!" or whatever he exactly said that made me cry laughing imagining him saying it.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

I was just about to post how really sick I am of the Kramer thing already.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

that applebees thing fucking killed me

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

CEASE AND DESIST: dudes i see driving around with "IF YOU CAN'T FEED 'EM, DON'T BREED 'EM" bumper stickers

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, the Applebees thing might be one of my favorite posts of all time. I suppose the whole thread was worth it just for that.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

imagining him saying it

this is key.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

bimble. ian r-m + 20 years, urgh.

― the gangsta Yankee Hotel Foxtrot (H2-H4), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

cross him with RJG and it's like watching nude spock argue with marissa marchant

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 24 November 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

O..O
VVVV

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 20 December 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://images.payplay.fm/k/r/krisallen/600/krisallen.jpg

― omar little, Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:54 (sixteen years ago)

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