if i ever get amnesia I hope I wind up in a gay bar full of noizerz

[Kermit, suffering from amnesia, doesn't remember he is engaged to Miss Piggy]
Kermit: Me? In love with a pig? Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing.
[laughing]
Kermit: Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ahhh... the sounds of love: su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!
Miss Piggy: Cancel the show! Hi-yah!
[Karate chops Kermit]