I'M TIRED... I'M SALTY... AND I REQUIRE SILENCE

Last night I had a dream that Bill Clinton (old, grizzled) was trying to climb out of my bedroom window, but it was too snowy and I worried he'd slip. Later, I was present at the overdose death of Cory Haim. USA Today decided to run a piece calle THE IRRESPONSIBLES about his druggie frends and published a caricature of his coked-up friends inc. me. My mother saw and was furious. Admonishing me, she added "and I know the former president climbed out the window!"

Last night I had a dream that I had really beautiful hair. I kept looking at it in the mirror.

So wait, Bill Clinton was a member of "THE IRRESPONSIBLES"?

AWESOME!