THE "TUOMAS PLEASE QUIT THE INTERNET" PETITION

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1. ddb

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

2. allyzay rofflesberger esq

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

3. hpencil

― account (account), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

4. MR. JAMES THELONIOUS MOD III

― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

you ppl care too much

http://www.wegotcards.com/cards/friends/sayings/chill.GIF

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

no, we don't care enough, ask Tuomas

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

5. Ian Reise-Moraine

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

6. Tynan Defong

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

7. Uri Frendimein

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

8. YOGA FLAME

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

9. Pee Pee Island

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/4613/000190lw.jpg

― ath (ath), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

10. conor oberst

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

11. Society of Finnish Necromancers

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

12. International Order of the Rainbow for Girls

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.yuanyang.com.tw/yuanyang_e/JPG-E/crepe-2_e.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/29/91906423_0cb2424be6_b.jpg

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

13. Geir Hongro

― Bluebell Madonna (Ex Leon), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/148/goose4dv.jpg

― ath (ath), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

14. http://www.canadianmountie.com/uniforms/accoutrements/riding-crop-1955.jpg

― gear (gear), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

15. One day Karl-Henrik had gone into town. I went to the beach on my own. It was a warm and nice day. There was another girl there. She had come from another island because our beach was sunnier and more secluded. We lay there completely naked and sunbathed... dozing off and on, putting sunscreen on. We had silly straw hats on. Mine had a blue ribbon. I lay there... Iooking out at the landscape, at the sea and the sun. It was kind of funny. Suddenly I saw two figures on the rocks above us. They hid and peeped out occasionally. "Two boys are looking at us," I said to the girl. Her name was Katarina. "Let them look," she said, and turned over on her back. I had a funny feeling. I wanted to jump up and put my suit on, but I just lay there on my stomach with my bottom in the air, unembarrassed, totally calm. And Katarina was next to me with her breasts and big thighs. She was just giggling. I noticed that the boys were coming closer. They just stood there looking at us. I noticed they were very young. The boldest one approached us... and squatted down next to Katarina. He pretended to be busy picking his toes. I felt very strange. Suddenly Katarina said to him, "Hey, you, why don't you come over here?" Then she took his hand and helped him take off his jeans and shirt. Suddenly he was on top of her. She guided him in and held his butt. The other boy just sat and watched. I heard Katarina whisper in the boy's ear and laugh. His face was right next to mine. It was red and swollen. Suddenly I turned and said, "Aren't you coming to me, too?" And Katarina said, "Go to her now." He pulled out of her and... then fell on top of me, completely hard. He grabbed my breast. It hurt so much! I was overwhelmed and came almost immediately. Can you believe it? I wanted to tell him to be careful not to make me pregnant... ...when he came. I felt something I'd never felt in my life... how his sperm was shooting inside me. He held my shoulders and bent backwards. I came over and over. Katarina lay there watching and held him from behind. After he came, she took him in her arms and used his hand to make herself come. When she came, she screamed like a banshee. The three of us started laughing. We called to the other boy, who was sitting on the slope. His name was Peter. He seemed confused and was shivering there in the sunshine. Katarina unbuttoned his pants and started to play with him. And when he came, she took him in her mouth. He bent down and kissed her back. She turned around, took his head in both hands, and gave him her breast. The other boy got so excited that he and I started all over again. It was just as nice as before. Then we had a swim and went our separate ways.

― renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

16. http://thepartyworks.com/images/product_images/large/transf26_lg.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jennifersullivan.org/atonewithawesomeness3.jpg

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

17. strongo hulkington
18. fiddo centington
19. erico b. rakimington
20. strongo hulkington's ghost
21. dabnis coleman's ghost
22. cancer prone fat guy
23. u saved me
24. jewess harvell
25. applejack carney

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

26. A. Hitler

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

27. al gore

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

28. jefferson davis

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

29. michael bivens

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

30. Ben Fong-Torres

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

31. http://slought.org/img/archive1/1318+press1.jpg

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 12 June 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

32. michael winslow

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 12 June 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

33. deputy hawk

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Monday, 12 June 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

34. http://www.zachary.com/s/static/droopy.jpeg

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

35. peg bundy

― intensity in tent cities (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

36. http://tardigrade.acnatsci.org/tardigrades/pic312.png

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

incredible such creatures exist!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

the tardigrade in the pic, not tuomas, i mean.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.danacarvey.net/images/king.jpg
"Can I Finnish? Can I Finnish? Can I Finnish Can I Finnish Can I Finnish?"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas is a fucking faggot do you know that?

― Breean Weldrick (weldrick), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere homofobe

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

37. bob log III

― guns to deal with vodka (haitch), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://tardigrade.acnatsci.org/tardigrades/pic312.png
"Paul Atreides must be killed!"

― SPACING GUILD MOTHERFUCKER (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

first tin whiskers, now tardigrades. who says noize board is a waste of time?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

HOMOFONG!!

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

38. http://www.sandiegopunk.com/images_content/shaihulud01.jpg

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

39. http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h89/alingbert/curly.jpg

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

hey latebloomer, last night you messaged me on AIM with a link that said "Wow, look at what this guy is saying about you on Myspace" - I stupidly clicked on it, anxious to read gossip about myself, and instead it started downloading a mystery file.

HAVE YOU BEEN HAXORED?

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

HAVE YOU BEEN HAXORED?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

40. Tuomas

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

kudos, re. restraint

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

41. 42. 43. http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/74/117618251l6op.jpg

― ath (ath), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

44. http://cinema.gothic.ru/moviestills/vampires_kiss4.jpg

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

45,46,47. http://myspace-798.vo.llnwd.net/00799/89/73/799373798_l.jpg

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

her ears are weird

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

i'd hit it

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

48. http://s62.photobucket.com/albums/h89/alingbert/th_straight.jpg

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

49,50,51,52. http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h89/alingbert/4square.jpg

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

I couldn't care less about Beastie Boys or "Walk This Way" or metal or "Chocolate Salty Balls"

― renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 08:09 (nineteen years ago)

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