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what kind of haircut is good? :/

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

shaved on one side, mohawk on the other

― grandfathered in (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

intriguing

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/the_childe.jpg

hello my future girlfriend

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

my hair always looks good. PM me on yahoo chat for instructions.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Let’s Trim Our Hair in Accordance with the Socialist Lifestyle was a television program which was aired in North Korea, broadcast on state-run television in the capital of Pyongyang. The program was intended to educate the public on good and bad hairstyles. An initial five-part series in the show Common Sense featured officially endorsed haircut styles, while a later series went a step further by showing certain men as examples of how not to trim hair. The show claims that hair length can affect human intelligence in part because of the deprivation to the rest of the body of nutrients required for hair to grow.

haha yahoo chat

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

take this to your hairdresser: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&q=%22jean%20seberg%22&btnG=Search&sa=N&tab=wi

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

INVERSE FAUXHAWX

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

i need these things:

1. hair in accordance with socialist lifestyle (this is crucial)
2. can't have bangs (cowlick makes them stick out weird)
3. infrequent washing (1-2 times per week) and no maintenance
4. doesn't look too gay, but not too het either

help

xpost killy i know but i am uglier than she is

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

caitlin wdyll? i can not recommend a proper hairstyle without info on face shape, etc.

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

i look like liv ullmann

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

BANGS ARE A GOOD IDEA IF U HAVE A SHINY FOREHEAD

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

my forehead is not shiny but it is BIG (my whole head is big but i think it is in proportion to my body) but I CAN'T DO BANGS

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.willisms.com/archives/nk3.gif
http://www.willisms.com/archives/nk5.gif
http://www.willisms.com/archives/nk2.gif
http://www.willisms.com/archives/nk1.gif

Seems to fulfill all requirements.

― John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes. (johnjusten), Sunday, 9 July 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, is it just me or are all the no dudes Japanese?

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 9 July 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah duh the japanese aren't in accordance with the socialist lifestyle

i have a picture but i don't understand how to use a computer

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

i cant think of any modern hairstyles for women that dont involve bangs

except for http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croydon_facelift but thats probably not socialist enough and also fugly

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Sunday, 9 July 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

caitlin, see if you can get a cut with either erin @ fusion (on park ave) or lisa @ regis salon (in marketplace mall... ugh, i know the mall, but she is really good). either of them will be able to talk to you and come up w/ awesome ideas and give you a really good look. i don't know if that erin girl is still at fusion, but they might be able to tell you where she is if she's not there (if she didn't move away.. she was engaged so it's possible).

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Sunday, 9 July 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

nk /= jp

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 9 July 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

haha, croydon facelift. one time adam told me all about "chavs". oh, adam.

it's not that i can't have bangs at all but the sticking outness of my hairparts is not accomodating. if i get them they will make more maintenance! tehresa i always go to the world hair for $11 haircuts :( i have been to that place in the mall though, when i lived on campus. it was ok.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

yeah the girl at the place in the mall is a "master stylist" and is really good, but i probably wouldn't get my hair cut by anyone else in that salon.

i went to world hair once and they fucked me up and the girl was all bitchy like, 'do you want me to blow dry it?' and i was like 'please' and she was all annoyed and i was like 'lady, it's 20º outside and i have to walk home!!!' also my friend used to work there and ended up like, walking out midshift one day cause they were asses.

if you are afraid of sticking out, get some awesome product. also, your hair will learn if you train it (even though it's dead!)

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Sunday, 9 July 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it is full of retarded townies and they fuck up all the time but it's cheap!!!!!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

also check yr email

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.splendoroftruth.com/curtjester/Pics/B16%20Punk%20Hair.jpg

― introducing latebloomer, his dad itchy, and his son lumpy (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

low-maintenance: http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/06/24/inside-toughchicks-alien.jpg

― milo z (mlp), Sunday, 9 July 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

my haircut is pretty close to that right now.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Sunday, 9 July 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-004.vo.llnwd.net/00916/40/04/916344004_m.jpg

― Arial Pink (account), Sunday, 9 July 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

a new kind of haircut. a new kind of weapon.

― introducing latebloomer, his dad itchy, and his son lumpy (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 July 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://characters.degrassi.ca/djh/shanespikeliz3rdseason.jpg

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 9 July 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.madradhair.com/home.php

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 9 July 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

i am scared of getting it so short, what if it is bad and it makes me kill myself

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

All non-chubby girls make short hair work, it's a universal principle, like gravity and the speed of light. So if you're not, go for it.

― milo z (mlp), Sunday, 9 July 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

this is one of the most difficult questions

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 9 July 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

dammit slocki

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 9 July 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

i am pretty much not chubby at all

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

i like slocki's idea. i am moving away in 3 weeks so it is ok to have a mildly outrageous haircut because i will never have to explain it to people who knew me before

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

CAITLIN WDYLL???

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 9 July 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

i sended u a pitcher !!
i could just post it whatever though

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 9 July 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

ok i saw it. CUT IT SHORT, OBEY MILO & KILLY

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 9 July 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

ok, short + bangs? maybe i could put some kind of gunk in it to fix the bangs, or just let it get dirty a lot

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 10 July 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.slickville.com/sections/downtown/greaseshop/products/nunile.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 10 July 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

not like bangs bangs, just, i dunno, not non-bangs

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 10 July 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.timeinc.net/instyle/images/v2/products/october/092705_murrays_1c.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 10 July 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005C0XO.01._PE04_.Vaseline-Petroleum-Jelly-Baby-Fresh-Scent-Tub-13oz._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://www.prezzybox.com/data/media/6818.jpg

― John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes. (johnjusten), Monday, 10 July 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

dude, product is yer friend!

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Monday, 10 July 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

product is no friend of mine.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 10 July 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.astroboy.com.au/images/02_aboyimg.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 10 July 2006 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

I NEED A NEW KIND OF UNDERPANTS!!!!!!!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 10 July 2006 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, but i don't have a picture of myself in underpants

― Arial Pink (account), Monday, 10 July 2006 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

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nah i think its from like spring 2005?

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 14 July 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

Rrob, mostly I'm just lazy. And cheap, in a fucked-up New York way: I don't like cheap haircuts, but I can only justify pricey cuts once or twice a year. Speaking of which, I still need to find a better salon -- maybe I'll just go stand in my work lobby and ask the magazine girls where they go.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 14 July 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

i just seem to get a hideous haircut everytime i go to the hair salon. so im rebelling. i havent had my hair cut in a few years.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 14 July 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

no1z3 b4b3z, where is a good place in the city to get a cheap trim?
i don't need anything special, just a little cleanup/maintenance on the ends so i don't want to spend big bucks.

― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Friday, 21 July 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

Astor Place Hairstylist.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

TRIM Barbershops, people.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

i just seem to get a hideous haircut everytime i go to the hair salon. so im rebelling. i havent had my hair cut in a few years.
-- i've dreamt of rubies! (mandeewrigh...) (webmail), July 14th, 2006 4:50 PM. (Mandee) (later)

i rebelled in high school and havent had my hair cut by anyone but me since 1987. i dont know how it would work with short haircuts but shoulder length and longer hair is really easy to cut into just about any style.

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

fuschia toes, in nature, last wkend

http://static.flickr.com/60/194814971_a11f0b5f39.jpg

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

your third toe is longer than your big toe AND second toe! does that mean you're super intelligent?

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 21 July 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://webspace.utexas.edu/qc56/123188895877_290.jpg

pink toes in shoes at work, several weeks ago

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

hoshi coupe, in chelsea and in the east village (9th st btw 2nd & 3rd), is highly recommended by some ilxors. likewise hairmates, which is on 3rd ave just south of st. marks place. i've not been to either, but they're supposed to be good value and do decent work.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

I NEED TO GET A L'TRIMM

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Friday, 21 July 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

yes, my third toe is longer than all the others!
yes, i am super intelligent!
i should learn how to give the finger with my middle toe.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Friday, 21 July 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

rrrobyn's hairdresser is responsible for a ton of montreal good looks.
also, I built that dock.

― Wuffy the cat-rescuing dog (superultramarinated), Friday, 21 July 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

i recommend this haircut:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f61/mariahismycopilot/072206_22541.jpg

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Sunday, 23 July 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

i am so freakin in love with my gold nail polish

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1838/goldenrf2.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

that is awesome
it makes your fingers seem unreal somehow. like the nails are animated on. plus the bracelet matches!

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

Sunny, are you the receptionist at Recall, Inc.? That nano-nail-polish shit was pretty awesome.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

whoa where did you find that? Most metallic polishes I see are like so thin and see through and yuck, that one is awesome.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

its a new covergirl line called 'boundless color'. this one is 'gold rush', i think. admittedly, i did about 8 layers but it dries really fast and what else are you going to while watching project runway?

is recall inc something to do with total recall??

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, that's the company that arnold goes to for his mars spy memories. the receptionist has the nail-polish that changes color with a touch. rad.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

ooo...that would be sweet

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)