HELP HELP OFFICE SMELLS LIKE FARTS

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SEND HELP STOP IT REEKS IN HERE OF 
PASTA DINNERS AND SMELLY FOLKS STOP OFFICE
CHAIRS ARE SATURATED IN FARTICLES STOP USING DESK
FAN TO VENTILATE OFFICE NOT HELPING STOP STOP STOP

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 10 July 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ farticles!

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Monday, 10 July 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

SORRY STOP I HAVE LACTOSE INTOLERANCE STOP AND I LIKE CHEESE ON MY PASTA STOP EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO PINCH A RABBIT TURD STOP

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 10 July 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

additional lol @ farticles

― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 11:56 (nineteen years ago)

truth be told, "farticles" is a stolen gag from an acquaintance's LJ years ago, but it now appears to have its own urban dictionary entry

in other news, office not so strongly reeking of farts to-day.

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.flat-d.com/chairpadblack.html

The user is virtually unaware of its presence because it is thin and comfortable. It is also inconspicuous to others viewing it. The black activated charcoal cloth pad is washable and reusable. When gas is expelled the pad absorbs the odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or fart. This flatulence filter thin cloth pad has high absorption of flatulance odor or flatus. It utilizes the highest grade of activated charcoal available to guard or protect you for your bloating or digestion needs.

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/flat-d_1909_3271520

Too obvious? Not obvious enough?

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

why don't people just FART PROUD

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 31 July 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

I HEARD THEY GOTS CHARCOAL FILTERED UNDIES

― Mike Hooter (jaxon), Monday, 31 July 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

yesterday the entire upper haight and inner sunset smelled like diarrhea.

i think it was because we were upwind from the dore street fair (i can't google that at work)

― Mike Hooter (jaxon), Monday, 31 July 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

It might have been run-off from the SF Marathon porta-potties.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 July 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

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