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― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 7 August 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

one night my roommate and i found a motorcycle helmet on our lawn. john stuck it on in combination with some welders goggles. we went to party. i proceeded to smash every bottle i finished over his head. that evening he managed to make a date with one girl, then take another one home. (he also gave a drunken speech about how we needed to be better at sharing toilet paper to some random apt he strolled into and cursed out this swarmy, homophobic, sonuva deli owner)...im sure there was more. for all of that he was known as "college" for the next few weeks.

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 7 August 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/7396/deadstars/belushi.jpg

― autovac (autovac), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bronsonpianostudio.com/reviews/Whiffenpoofs.JPG

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

times i almost died in college:

1) parachuting into a telephone utility pole
2) alcohol poisoning, looked like white skinned E.T.
3) gas leak after stomping exposed pipe while drunk
4) second alcohol poisoning, vomited during cunnilingus same night
5) smashing hueg plate glass window with mad dog bottle, escaped pursuit of fraternity residents

― heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

college was stupid and i am glad i am not in it anymore

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, you know what i did in college? i read books and wrote papers.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

sanskrit that is the best list ever. plz to make movie of your college days.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

i majored in bong hits.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

I threw up in a SmartWool sock once

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 7 August 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

4) second alcohol poisoning, vomited during cunnilingus same night

KUDOS

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

finally, ilx's second vomiting during intercourse story

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

times i almost died during college:

1.) going with stupid ass friend and his stupid ass girlfriend to score drugs in philly's badlands. robbed in car at gunpoint, gun literally shoved in face. beat crap out of him later that night on terror adrenaline high. (still friends.)

2.) alcohol poisoning.

3.) tried to climb outside of dorm up to third floor room in underpants.

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

the underpants made it dangerous!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

at least my ass wasn't chaffed when i fell

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

1. ate half tray of hash brownies on friday nite & was rendered vertically comatose for entire weekend. party down, dudes.

2. smoked multiple bowls of columbian gold before competing in swim meet VS. Univ of Illinois. team capt insisted, but still. no fun. let's just say my athletic career went up in a cloud of smoke.

3. dropped acid before doing community service psych class at mental hospital (criminal insane ward).

4. watched one of my drunk roomates suddenly decide to cross major thoroughfare to go to bank machine, heard a CRUNCH sound and saw him flying in air and then bouncing like basketball w/legs on pavement. miraculously no broken bones. docs said being drunk made him more flexible/elastic or something. two weeks before same guy chug-a-lugged grain alcohol and nearly wnet down like jimi hendrix.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

i think grebt just wrote the plot of 'pcu ii' right there

― maura (maura), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh i forgot:

4. when i told my mother i was dropping out

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

and since I'm as old as most of yr parents don't believe em when they say college has changed.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

I took ecstasy while writing the last essay of my final exams at Oxford. Bonus: it was about William Blake.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 7 August 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

1) Endless (and I mean ENDLESS) Physics/CSE/Applied Maths Labwork; Ride, Sally Ride; Realizing UC = evil war machine (aka: "Real Genius" syndrome); Jehu/3MP shows;
2) Arbitrage in Consumer Demand Behavior; Exploiting Market Inefficiencies; ETHICS; Boredoms radio show (NOW ON YOUTUBE);
3) Gamelan ensemble; Pioneering of the early synth; Vernacular musics
4) ujikintokinokakigorionegaishimasuhontokayoomaeoishiikasugeeummena

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 7 August 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

how many times did i enter the "gorges" ithaca gorges comepletely out of my mind at an ungodly hour?

oh..lets not even think about it...

i can laugh and enjoy, but the very idea of lving through it agin is horifying...

to follow drew's lead: i took 2 bolts of whiskey to get over all the tequilla i drank the night before and then went and wrote an exam for a class amazingly called "social inequalities"....evidently my ideas were interesting and or novel, but poorly thought through...

that was only to be topped by getting a 40-something on the midterm for womens studies 210 and still getting an A+ for the class...still not sure how i did that..

oh college...ha

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 7 August 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

12344345

― =[[ (eman), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

once jon and i made tinfoil hats and wore them around campus until fratboys took his hat away and then we ate mushrooms and listened to OOIOO and he puked a sushi rainbow, then we went to collect acorns. oh yah i think we also put bricks in a shopping cart and pushed it down a hill into the football field

― alec Immer (alec Immer), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

Y U GO 2 AFRICA KRISTAS

getting high and going to afro-cuban percussion. making out with girl in class who later got kicked out for selling rx

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't get laid enough in college :(

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

that was only to be topped by getting a 40-something on the midterm for womens studies 210 and still getting an A+ for the class...still not sure how i did that..

haha i never even turned in my midterm for theory v: performance and analysis and got an a- for the class. friend (in a different section) who did all homework, rarely skipped, and turned in midterm also got a-. haha! suckers!

― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Tuesday, 8 August 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

whatsa midterm

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

Had a question in biochemistry about reproductive processes, must've missed the lecture, began answer "When daddy loves mummy very much..."

― badg (badg), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

Same major as you in school, Ian, maybe this is why I still have not finished. But looks like I will finally get around to that soon.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

worst near-year of my existence. at least it put me off pursuing a "media" "career".

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

i have only a hazy notion of what it was.

― kephm (kephm), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 07:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://brownco.ws/files/images/collegeisntnecessary.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

finally, ilx's second vomiting during intercourse story

where is dog_humping_puke.gif

― dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

ps thread connections - bald and grumpy, college nostalgia, things that make you feel old

WHAT THE FUCK

fuck a noize midlife crisis

― dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

best to get it over with early & get on w/yr life

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Thursday, 10 August 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

I am not through yet... also, thought I'd chip in that what one feels about college often depends on who and where you are. Though that is true with almost everything.

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

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