DUDE WASH YR FUCKING HANDS

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THIS AIN'T A BARN GODDAMMIT

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

uuugh no shit

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

and if you wouldnt mind flushing....

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO ENOUGH WITH THE GODDAMN WHISTLING

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

motherfuckers if you are even THINKING of standing near a urinal I don't care if you use some Uri Geller horseshit to keep yr hands off your dong or you're hung like some John Stryker fuck and wield that shit like Indiana Jones WASH UP ANYWAY you dirty motherfucker

ESPECIALLY IF SOMEONE SEES YOU

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

AND DON'T TALK TO ME

(it breaks my concentration; shit is hard)

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

LITTERALY

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ shy bladder

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T GO THERE

I'm this close to turning into That Guy that talks about / obsesses over the consistency and frequency of bowel movements (aka my dad).

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

i remember i was taking a #2 back in college once and some drunk dude stepped to the urinal on the other side of the stall and stood there for like four minutes. no tinkling could be heard and eventually he shouted, 'why won't it work?! FUCK!' and pounded the stall wall and stormed out.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

he needed a prostate exam

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

thats really sad

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Someone in my dorm anonymously left the crap of all craps in a stall - it was about the size of a HUGE banana split, and the thing would not go down. So someone left a tip ($1) for the janitor. On top of the shit.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

thats totally messed up

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

i remember someone puked in the sink of the dorm bathroom once, it filled it up about halfway

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Where are the ladies?!?!?! XX CRAP STORIES STAT

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ the tale of the timid bladder

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

RUMPOO AND MASONIC POO TO THREAD

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

xxxpost

i am kind of appalled that you would use a banana split analogy to describe the size of a turd.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

someone left big pile of shit at threshold of my recently rent-destabilized building (not me) on 98-degree day.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

ha...i found the person that puked in my sink my freshman year. that fucker cleaned it up...dont do that shit tothe cleaning staff, man. jesus. wheres the self respect in this world.

though a co-worker was telling me some friend of his used to always leave the log in one stall then hop over to the next one to wipe up and what have you...sometimes this seems like a good gag....

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

i have a lot to contribute...i just don't know where to begin

― nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

start from the beginning

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

in the beginning, there was poop

― nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Hey guy, why do you need to use so much paper, is your asshole just that huge? Do I work with goatse-in-disguise?

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Whatever, just plunge yr own clog, please.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

once (my dad told me, i wasn't there) like 3 months ago some drunk lady came and parked her SUV in our driveway and took a shit and then almost drove into our house. my dad called the cops but they were inept and couldn't catch her even though she was following a predictable drunk driver pattern (get confused, stop, turn around, shit in someone's driveway, etc.)

― nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

She shit ON the driveway?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

YES

there was a dog in the cop car that came. my dad said, "don't let the dog out," and the cop said, "ok, why?" "what i'm about to show you is a bad example for any dog."

― nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

catilin your dad is gangsta

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

you forgot to add how the apple doesn't fall far from the tree (i'm gangsta)

― nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.members.lycos.nl/zlikos/diskografija/Resize_of_Resize_of_Resize_of_Nazigangstafront.jpg

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

"stage fright" is a horrible thing

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

"pee shy"

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 August 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

"i have a narrow urethra!"

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

"performance anxiety"

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 17 August 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

'a narrow urethra'

that's your excuse, huh.

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

i always get pee shy when i have to pause makeouts to pee. it might be because i don't really have to pee but i'm more afraid of pausing sexing to pee. it is precautionary pee.

― nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

peecautionary.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

in the mezzanine there's a great passage about overcoming pee shyness by imagining turning to the guy next to you and peeing all over him

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

i always get pee shy when i have to pause makeouts to pee. it might be because i don't really have to pee but i'm more afraid of pausing sexing to pee. it is precautionary pee.

otm

― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh good this happens to other people!

― nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

your soaking in it

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

Urinating directly after an orgasm can be a serious problem for men.

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

he's right, you know

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

peecautionary pee otm.

the first time i experienced pee-shyness, i was 15 and camping with a school group and a friend of mine and i went off into the woods to pee (b/c it was dark and scary.) so we're squating there, like side by side, and i say 'agh, i can't! but i have to!' and she starts laughing, and then i start laughing, and then we both started peeing. so since then, if ever the pee-shyness occurs, i laugh, silently (i think), and there ya go.

i don't think it works for pooing. pooing is different.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

"poo shy"

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

any poo extroverts here? just me?

― =[[ (eman), Thursday, 17 August 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

"narrow colon"

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 17 August 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

"recalcitrant anus"

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 17 August 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

by "poo extrovert," do you mean you can just shit anywhere next to anyone?

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 17 August 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

in the mezzanine there's a great passage

― genital hyphys (haitch), Thursday, 17 August 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

I sometimes get peeshy when I know there is a long line of drunken bladderbusted dudes waiting behind me. I can't tell if this is stage fright or subconscious sadism.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

"http://www.w-fenec.org/photos/2005/indus/massive_attack_mezzanine.jpg"

featuring the single "Peedrop"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 August 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

wtf was i thinking

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 August 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/33/e5/216873-resized200.JPG

― dmr (Renard), Thursday, 17 August 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

pee shy shy
hush hush eye to eye

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 August 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

ive had the pee-shyness when stoned...but maybe it only seems like hours...lord knows

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 17 August 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

kajapoopoo

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 August 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

man im regressing from 8 to 3 in record speed

or is it records peed? hey now!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 August 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

a girl shat in our dorm sink freshman year @ college. i remember being impressed that she went to all the trouble of climbing up onto the sink just to shit in it.

oh and ladies i NEVER have problems peeing. i can let it go whenever, wherever.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

good to know

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

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