Would you hump a gelfling?

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Huh?

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://local.wasp.uwa.edu.au/~pbourke/surfaces/mobius/mobius3.gif

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

si i already am

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

so i already am?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

She'd brought along the oranges
He'd brought the tea
They'd both brought along a sick-bag just in case

The plate of chicken sandwiches
Were lovely they agreed
And I watched him spit the bits into her face

'Do you love me like you used to' he sighs
'I love you twice as much' she replies
They were on the train to Venice, where else?
I think tonight I fancy myself

I'd rather drink that toast to my own health
I think tonight I'd rather love myself
And if you drink that drink to your own health
I think tonight I'd rather love myself

Later in the evening
The sun came rolling down
And they talked about their fantasies and fears

Between the heacy breathing
And those lighter licking sounds
I heard him whisper this question in her ear

'Would you still love me if I lost my legs?'
'I'd see that you were loved and you were fed'
'I end up in a car crash almost dead'
'For richer and for partly severed head'

I'd rather drink that toast to my own health
I think tonight I'd rather love myself
And if you drink that drink to your own health
I think tonight I'd rather love myself

The neighbours ask them out but they flatly refuse
'We're saving up for a world-wide cruise'
With a choice between loneliness and love-sick QE2's
Well tonight I choose - self-abuse

A four-pack in the fridge
A good book on the shelf
I think tonight I'd rather love myself

― I Supersize Disaster (noodle vague), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

i would.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 4 September 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh hell no

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Monday, 4 September 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

i dont like this question

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 4 September 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

i highly doubt id even talk to myself...unless he was buying the drinks...

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

maybe I'd hit it for a one-nighter.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

Does the title of this thread share a name with a PKD short story?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.enkey.it/manga/2003/elf.jpg

― bla$$$t (blastocyst), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

that is one hot elf

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

earth 2 chaki is a really nice internet message board poster.

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

it's not just a hot elf...it's YOUR hot parallel universe elf! not a bad deal yeah?

― bla$$$t (blastocyst), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

i would buy it for a dollar

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

i would buy it for two dollars

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

well this has taken a... turn.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YES I WOULD
WAS JEN A GIRL OR A BOY ANYWAY? FUCKABLE

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

i knew someone would understand

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-097.vo.llnwd.net/00728/79/00/728830097_l.jpg

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

ahh shit my answers dont make sense.

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

WHO IS TEH FOX IN THE YELLOW

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ fashion

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ ian being able to differentiate one freak-folk waif from another

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

i just like that she's wearing a yellow headband

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

i guess that other one is too, but the other one--the one on the end--is also wearing a vest, which looks dumb.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

i dare you to look at that picture two years from now and still like that yellow headband

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

can i just take this opportunity to restate my distaste for shiny gold flats? wtf people

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

you cant tell the girls from the boys anymore, dead joe

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

her 7" single forthcoming on arthur magazine in-house label

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

they should put these on the cover of freak-folk comps, like that one label that puts out the funky house comps with those airbrushed glamourous girls on every cover.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

ALERT:
http://grouse.net.au/sites/images/s04-06-2002.jpeg
back to hot elves

― bla$$$t (blastocyst), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

and this typa shit http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/stones.jpg

― bla$$$t (blastocyst), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh but ian she is quite easily found in these parts

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

Celebrities who look like Gelflings

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY NEW FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND IS IN THAT PICTURE OF THE HIPSTER CHICKS AGAINST THE WALL

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

the saint valentine's day massacre

― john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1542247/10032006/story.jhtml?

― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Thursday, 5 October 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/f1xed_br0ken/IMG_0018.jpg

― Abbott, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 04:02 (seventeen years ago)

A Gelfling you say?!? HRRRMMMMM!! I must hump it at once! Seize the Gelfling!

― Viceroy, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 04:16 (seventeen years ago)

Skeksis Friend! Friend to Gelfling! yesssss! Pleeeeze! Stay! Pleeeeeese.

― Drew Daniel, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

MmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm!

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

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