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1) Don't think the feeling of youth is gone

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

"Just how often did you recall the times of youth when you could do=20 anything with equal enthusiasm?"

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

2) expiring expired
3) swamped, huh
4) feeling down
5) LEGAL ACTION PENDING

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 08:36 (eighteen years ago)

6) No way back once you try it

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 08:36 (eighteen years ago)

7. Don't miss Bill Engvall

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 09:15 (eighteen years ago)

8. Don't You Want To Lose 23 Pounds in 12 Weeks?

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

9. Your future, nymph pink

― señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

10. young artist seeks support to afford oral surgery via ebay art auction

― señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

his painting is pretty cool: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:US:11&item=120026271356

― señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

11. conjugal electronically

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

12. Summer is almost here, be ready

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

There is nothing bad in growing older - except for the reduced body resource, declining health and wrinkles.

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

13. Don’t walk behind me,

I may not lead.

Don’t walk in front of me,

I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

14. More info please- for Stroke Ass 0f Vic

― genital hyphys (haitch), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

I don't wanna stroke the ass of vic!!

― genital hyphys (haitch), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

15. Re: dire about your youth

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

16. Every day you loose the sensations of seex!

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

17. To dance as radiology meerschaum

I don't know what that means, but it can't possibly be good.

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

18. Forget the worn-out feeling you had lately

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

do you guys get spam recipes at the top of your gmail spam box? scary - broccoli spam casserole!

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah. It was cute for about the first 2 weeks. Now it just creeps me out.

― John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjusten), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

I'm almost done with Anna Karina by now!

― Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

beware, fatigue can kill you

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

Office Slut Works Hard
Knucklehead Nabbed in 'Dirty Bomb' Hoax
Under fire, Indian eatery drops Hitler from name
Man Performs Dental Work in Dirty Garage
ЗДЕСЬ МОЖЕТ БЫТЬ ВАШA PЕКЛАМА

― lil yawne (harbl), Saturday, 4 October 2008 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

The Hitler themed restaurant sounds like something random made up by a spambot, but it's real...
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2006/08/hitlers_cross_r.html

― snoball, Saturday, 4 October 2008 14:01 (sixteen years ago)

yeah a lot of them are, like once i got "Cop forces black men to rap to avoid ticket" or something like that and it was a real thing. i don't think office slut is a real news story though :/

― lil yawne (harbl), Saturday, 4 October 2008 14:27 (sixteen years ago)

I don't think this is real either:
America believes in you and in your red stick
...I mean, I don't even own a red stick.

― snoball, Saturday, 4 October 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

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