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1) semi-crazy friend from college back in life = fun times / possibly crazy shit

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

uhhhh... anything in the house i should hide away for safe keeping?

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

any good RXes
red wine

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

sounds awesome!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rxlist.com/rxboard/effexor.pl?noframes;read=5630

― bla$$$t (blastocyst), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

i think i have to poop :-/

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

yo, you and your friend should boogie.

― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:44 (twenty years ago)

Just woke up, still a little drunk, no idea how I ended up in my bed.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 10 September 2006 14:02 (twenty years ago)

3) people not numbering shit
4) taking a mental health day because your sleep schedule is fucked up and you are having trouble connecting with people

― Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)

5 v. 2) … what killy deleted.

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Monday, 11 September 2006 18:30 (twenty years ago)

6) midterm* essay due tomorrow; wrote most of it last night but today i'm avoiding finishing it

*it's a half-semester class

6.5) it counts for 25% of my total grade

― ruddy raleigh and the rickets (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 11 September 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

7. need nap. am here til 10 :-\

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:04 (twenty years ago)

8. itunes network share "rebuffering stream" for 10 minutes

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sugarmegs.org/graphics/real-buffering.jpg

― Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

can't get through more than 10 sec of a song at one time ugh

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:51 (twenty years ago)

9. school today = painting a detailed pattern on an 8x10 inch rectangle. duration = 7 hours.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 22:57 (twenty years ago)

10. soy sauce splashed down my shirt (issues faced when eating sushi at desk oy!)

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:15 (twenty years ago)

hmmm was speed a required supply for that class?

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:16 (twenty years ago)

wait tehresa... what is not-so-bad part about that :/ ? doesn't :/ imply partially OK, partially sucky? there has to be something positive in the soy sauce splash. did it form an image of virgin mary or some shit?

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:52 (twenty years ago)

for example:

11. ILXORS IRL

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:26 (twenty years ago)

no i was thinking it's not a major BUMMER, just an 'eh' mishap

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:29 (twenty years ago)

12. moving to 7th ave stop on the F train, possibly. i dunno if this is good or not.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 14 September 2006 21:45 (twenty years ago)

Excellent groceries, decent bars, lots of strollers.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 September 2006 22:25 (twenty years ago)

13. uniqlo has temporary small store open. found jeans that fit well, but wash was ehhhh. bought them anyway.

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Thursday, 14 September 2006 23:29 (twenty years ago)

My uniqlo cardigan is falling apart, and I don't know how to darn.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:35 (twenty years ago)

killy: i used to live over there and prefer it immensely to wburg.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:37 (twenty years ago)

okay never mind, that lady was weird and the place was too small.

NEED APARTMENT
PLEASE GIVE ANYTHING YOU CAN

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:36 (twenty years ago)

where's the temporary uniqlo?

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:40 (twenty years ago)

broome & bway

― Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:45 (twenty years ago)

14. Rain again, wore crazy platforms anyway for cheer-up.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:47 (twenty years ago)

15. how many times must loading noize threads cause cd burner to crash

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 13:05 (twenty years ago)

16. drunkenly hit on secret crush, totally complex situation, plz to send no-strings-attached makeout partners.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 16 September 2006 05:43 (twenty years ago)

actually it is 100% bummerz but I will pretend the situation is :/-worthy.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 16 September 2006 05:44 (twenty years ago)

17. obliterated

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 16 September 2006 06:23 (twenty years ago)

18. ated too much pizza

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 September 2006 06:24 (twenty years ago)

19. My grandpa talks about how ready he is to die every time I see him. Not a bummer cause he's not sick or anything right now, and it's kind of inspiring that he's so prepared and at peace with the idea.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:38 (twenty years ago)

20. usc-nebraska game @ coliseum --> crazy traffic on the way home (posting to this thread b/c it was kinda cute seeing all the nice middle-aged suburbanite football fans taking the city bus for the first time ever)

― free the butterfield 8 (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 17 September 2006 00:15 (twenty years ago)

21. Best friend's Vegas bachelor party this weekend. Totally stoked on seeing everybody but just not feeling the vegas vibe right now.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

22. wtf grad student engineers suddenly elected to grad student assn exec and getting rid of perfectly decent and well-made website and replacing it with this
i wrote them an email explaining their total dumbness to them. in nice, diplomatic words :/

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

23. Friends wishing they could make out with you

DO NOT WANT

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

12. moving to 7th ave stop on the F train, possibly. i dunno if this is good or not.

Paying a mint for my old apartment? Stay alert for overpriced eateries (3-4 per block)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

as good as the sandwiches from russo's are, no way are they worth $8.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

thosze grad student engineers wrote me back 5 min later and apologized, will do better n future.

24. smoking end of joint with silly men who are dumb sorry but it's true , still though, excuse for smoking end of joint, right. anyway, i have music in earz.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:27 (twenty years ago)

25. post hook-up "what now?" annoying limbo

― davina q (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 23 September 2006 12:44 (twenty years ago)

26. Empress A__y always ruling on EXACTLY what a thread is about

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 September 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)

27. too drunk to drop by new wave night to surprise dr morbz

― rock u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:02 (twenty years ago)

oops :\

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

28. make the fucking phone call, you homo

― davina q (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:10 (twenty years ago)

29. girl at coffee pot tried to talk to me; was confused and awkward. don't know if she is intern, ug student, grad, or staff

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:18 (twenty years ago)

30. office mate is listening to elliott smith and occasionally singing along. dude, are you 17??

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

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Yeah thats totally what you're meant to do anyway rite!

― Trayce, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

adoi

― max, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

"ask a tipsy 21-yr-old college dude who just got out of his first serious relationship" onion column

― rrrobyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

hire me i am tipsy

― max, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha rrrobyn :D

― Trayce, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

Q:
Dear tipsy 21-yr-old college dude who just got out of his first serious relationship,
Ever since seeing 'an inconvenient truth', I've been wondering what I can do about global warming - I live in a small town, so I can't give up my car! And the recycling depot is in the next town! But I know I need to do my part. Do you have any tips for me?

A:
:-| = working reunions weekend at your college right after breaking up with the girl youve been dating all through college and had expected to date for much longer and interacting w/ a ton of people who met at yr college and got married and feeling totally reverse-nostalgiac and anxious about/excited for the future and realizing you need to take better care of your health and really value yr friends and those nights when youre like "ugh im depressed im probably just going to smoke some pot and watch tron and altered states and make some frozen french bread pizzza" are probably better spent out interacting w/ other human beings and taking advantage of your freedom and you know what this is actually the last summer you have (like REAL summer) and so youre sorta drunk on booze obtained w/ stolen drink tickets and you go to the dj booth at the radio station where you work (because you cant go to the break room since your ex-girlfriend is there) and turn on yr last.fm station and fucking PLAINSONG starts and you dont even really listen to the cure and youre just all like :-|

― rrrobyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

Hahah awww.

― Trayce, Friday, 15 June 2007 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

is that from the onion?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

i am (\:-| because i just got an email from my mom telling me that i had lost my cell phone which i didn't even know was lost but that it was ok because someone found it and called "Mom" and now it's waiting for me in the chemistry office which is where i had to go anyway to talk to my prof about some biochemical shit

― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

it's from the onion iN MY HEAD

i am glad someone found yr cell phone
guh biochem

― rrrobyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

was that a max post?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

look "chicago" "kevin" i can give out all sorts of advice as a tipsy 21-yr-old college dude who just got out of his first serious relationship

and trust me max, i am desperately looking forward to EACH AND EVERY PEARL OF WISDOM YOU HAVE TO SHARE. truly.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

I am stealing that for my blog, KUDOS

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

was that in the onion?
am i still drunk?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

dude i made up the question and copied-and-pasted the answer from something max posted upthread!
yes you are drunk! :D

― rrrobyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

finding out today that sunday is fathers day via a toddp email = i am a bad son

― sleep, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

jon i posted that like not even halfway up the thread. i actually AM that gay.

― max, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

we like you max.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

seriously!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

― max, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

― max, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

staying at luxury resort for free so i can work* almost around the clock in someone else's poorly supplied/organized office and supply room and miss my dog and GF:

(\:-|

*genuine hard work interspersed w/ boring meetings with strangers interspersed w/ bud drinking/ sopranos S05 viewing while "on call."

― gr8080, Friday, 22 June 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

your GF is mad you miss your dog more

― jaxon, Friday, 22 June 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

going on hike w/ ex and mutual friends and being really pleased that we can be friendly and not awkward but also missing her

― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

also missing: having sex regularly

― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

but thats less (\:-| and more BUMMERZ

― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

would've been a good email if i had read it in time...

A**** D***** wrote:
> >
> > Are you working tomorrow? Wanna come over for breakfast? Call me !!

my experience is anytime a girl wants to cook a meal for me it's a good thing.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

11 much-needed hours of sleep last night :D
because i was too depressed to move from the couch ;_;

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

ban ghost rider

-- ghost rider, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 5:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

yo I have a bruise so big it looks like my leg ate a football! I'm walking like I have huge testicles!

― Dan I., Friday, 10 August 2007 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

I'd post a picture of it but my hairy upper thigh is just too gross. It's a really impressive bruise though!

― Dan I., Friday, 10 August 2007 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

Story behind cause? :D

― Trayce, Friday, 10 August 2007 09:57 (nineteen years ago)

teeth clean but have to quit smoking, coffee and soda

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

Quit 1. and 3. but keep 2. I mean c'mon.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

I can't drink it all the time

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

what about iced coffee? you are drinking it through a straw, so it doesn't really touch your teeth all that much? probably extremely flawed logic but i'm going to keep telling myself that.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Keep drinking tons of coffee, use the expensive Rembrandt whitening toothpaste, problem solved.

But yeah soda = poison.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

smoking and soda are def worse for teeth than coffee (dentist has told me anyway in conversation (i don't smoke or soda-ize tho.) also, those two are worse for health in general! a cup or two of coffee a day though, yeah, benefits outweight risks - but wait unless your enamel is at super high risk?

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

I just had bad stains. All tea + w33d from now on!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

green tea is fine for teeth, black tea is worse than coffee!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

yea, green tea

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

kissed my p0rkch0p0 birthday dream girl but i was too suprised by her kissing me to be able to talk to her. almost passed out while we faced each other.

maybe i blew it but she was very very polite and implied that we'd see each other again... fucking hippies

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 19 August 2007 07:54 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

parents leaving house tomorrow morning for two days at seaside

youngest and most socially insecure brother "proving himself" by inviting all his (far more streetwise) friends round to ostensibly drink and smoke in garden

this can only end horrifically

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

Do you remember, walter, playing cricket in the thunder and the rain?
Do you remember, walter, smoking cigarettes behind your garden gate?

― uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

you should have gone with your parents

― elan, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://stilgherrian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/corey_350w.jpg

― jabba hands, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

ezzactly

― elan, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

of course, if you do stay you'll have an audience:

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/740/ljyn8.jpg

― elan, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

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