WHAT IS THERE TO SAY ABOUT WET WIPES? IF YOU WANT A CLEAN ASSHOLE U USE WET WIPES. IF U DON'T MIND SITTING IN UR OWN EFFLUVIA, U DO NOT

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― FUCK BABY SURI I HOPE IT CHOKES TO DEATH ON HUBBARD WAFERS (Adrian Langston), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Finally, someone else starts an ass thread!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:25 (twenty years ago)

also: OTM

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:25 (twenty years ago)

adrian langston is a very wise man

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

do you carry your wet wipes in your purse?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

nah

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Wet wipes = the poor man's bidet

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:31 (twenty years ago)

the ALL-AMERICAN bidet, thank you very much.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:32 (twenty years ago)

all americans are poor men

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

wet wipes are really civilized - i love em

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Great things I learned raising a child, a list (in order of importance):

1. they make wet wipes
2. stepping on legos while barefoot really hurts

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 8 September 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

The Infantilization of The Modern American Male is now complete.
We can ship the great testicle harvest off-world for processing.

― Alicia Titsovich (sexyDancer), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Also, wet wipes can be used on other parts of the body besides the asshole! aka pack a baggy of wet wipes to wing/rib joint

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 8 September 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Or steal wet wipes from Chili's in case you can't get to a grocery store.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Anything less would be uncivilized.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:37 (twenty years ago)

don't use the lemon ones from cheap sushi restaraunts

they burn

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:32 (twenty years ago)

SUPER CLEAN

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:33 (twenty years ago)

these things sometimes leave a weird after-odor.

like cheap baby powder or something.

― flaneurie o'connor (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)

BETTER THAN HAVING A DIRTY ASS

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 8 September 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Also, wet wipes can be used on other parts of the body besides the asshole! aka pack a baggy of wet wipes to wing/rib joint

i read this as to wing a rim job

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 8 September 2006 23:04 (twenty years ago)

that too.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Saturday, 9 September 2006 02:48 (twenty years ago)

TS: wiping front to back vs back to front

― señor citizen (eman), Saturday, 9 September 2006 03:01 (twenty years ago)

side to side

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 9 September 2006 04:27 (twenty years ago)

cheek to cheek

― señor citizen (eman), Saturday, 9 September 2006 05:00 (twenty years ago)

I've just always used spit ...

"Wet wipes"? ugh

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 9 September 2006 05:32 (twenty years ago)

interesting. next time i see a dried out dog turd, im gonna sprinkle some soap water on it and see if it smells better

― Python... No Bite :B (flezaffe), Saturday, 9 September 2006 10:07 (twenty years ago)

seventeen years pass...

but these things clog toilets and septic tanks even though the packaging suggests otherwise!

― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 September 2023 04:29 (three years ago)

Anything that fits down the toilet hole is technically flushable, what happens to it after that is someone else's business afaic + tbrr

― Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 September 2023 18:34 (three years ago)

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