NEVER FORGET 9/12: PERPETUA EATS MOM, YELLS AT HAM SANDWICH, POLISHES HIS COIN SLOT

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cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

"oh my"

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

Like, conceptually, it's sound, but the iconography is a bit much.
-- Matthew Perpetua! (matthewfluxblo...), September 13th, 2006.

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

i knew this day would come

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

well, he does have a point - the song is a bit thin. it could stand to be much more corpulent.

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

yeah mean we should have fattened up the sound a bit more? in the mids? or the low end?

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

OR HIS BIG FAT ASS

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

i like how he separates us, the writers of the music, from who he'd rather hear perform it (the fiery furnaces)

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

he is a buffoon. period. end of story.

Steve Goldberg (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine he washed down his distaste with several sticks of fresh creamery butter.

John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

cutty arent you a lawyer? did you give him PERMISSION to post this??

john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH

john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

Holy Hail "Dig My Grave With The Songs I've Sung" - There's a tension in this song, this audible push and pull between what this great tune would be in the hands of artists that I like, and how it is performed by the people who I have some lame grudge against. Holy Hail's yummy little voices and relatively guilt-free playing renders in chocolately miniature fun-size a song that seems built for a passionate Thanksgiving feast, and it's hard to tell whether this is simply the band performing to the fullest of their potential, or the result of timid bet-hedging. I believe that they err on the side of the former, and that they are getting by on their delicious cuteness and tasty but ultimately unsatisfying charm when even they know the song could use more juice. There's some cleverness in scaling the song down to snack-size and avoiding the obvious, and in most ways it quenches my thirst, as their reading lends some interesting breadth to the recording. It sounds like children eating out at a steakhouse in their parents' clothing; this grasp for a maturity that's just out of reach, like the proverbial carrot.

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

C on D's

Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

Holy Hail "Dig My Grave With The Songs I've Sung" - "Mom, make me a ham sandwich goddamnit!!!"

-Matthew Charles Perpetua

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.romm.org/conv05/conv063005_12.jpg

john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

i love the upside down apple

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

not as much as he does, dude. tho, he'd probably prefer upside down cake amirite???

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

matt perpetua more like matthew perpetually stupid amirite

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

i bet that isn't even his real name!

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

tupetualypse now

john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

AUGUST COMPANY INDEED:

Shimura Curves "I'm Not Afraid" - Video treatment: The lovely girls of the Shimura Curves are pop scientists. You see them checking data, making measurements, working at computers, and conducting experiments in their laboratory. The lab's decor is somewhere between Apple's current design aesthetic and 60s sci-fi. The band should appear serious and diligent, but also quite beautiful and stylish. When they make declarations like "I'm not afraid of infinities" on the choruses, they make eye contact with the camera, looking both noble and matter-of-fact. There should be a certain mid-20th century propaganda art aesthetic to the entire video, though there should not be any direct appropriation of famous images. The video should end with the girls standing together at night, staring off into the night sky and pondering the cosmos. (Click here for the Shimura Curves' MySpace page.)


- Matthew Perpetua, 4/14/2006 Comments (3)


Shimura Curves "Just Like Friends" - This song begins with the beat from "Just Like Honey" (or, really, "Be My Baby"), and it's actually sort of misleading because the Shimura Curves take that familiar melancholy sound and use it is an emotional starting point for a song that eventually builds up into a bold and brutally honest post-mortem of a soured relationship. As the song reaches its crest, the Curves come off as empowered, resolute, and self-possessed as they quote Orange Juice's "Rip It Up" and rock out with a fierce guitar vamp that sounds as though it's being run through ten pedals at once. (Click here for the Shimura Curves' MySpace page.)

- Matthew Perpetua, 6/23/2006 Comments (12)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

DAMN NO VIDEO TREATMENT 4 CUTTY

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

"Video treatment: The lovely girls of the Shimura Curves..."

STOMACH...CHURNING...WAHT?

John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

video treatment should be the girls of holy hail trying to surreptitiously drop a pencil down perpetua's exposed crack

katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

shimura curves was wise to put fluxblog in their top 8

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

who wants to start a paypal fund to buy perpetua a belt

katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

dude's payola comes in the form of chips ahoy

gear (gear), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

you neglect to mention this is an unreleased DEMO recording.
cutty | 09.13.06 - 5:46 pm | #

Yeah, that's because I had nothing to indicate that it was or wasn't.
Matthew Perpetua | Homepage | 09.13.06 - 6:07 pm | #

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

WELL WHERE DID YOU GET THE MP3, MAN?

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

regardless the song must move in some way or another if he even posted. or maybe he just wants to "bet-hedge" and make sure he drops our name before we're huge.

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

A Paypal account for A belt? What, to hold up half of his pants?

John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

regardless the song must move in some way or another if he even posted. or maybe he just wants to "bet-hedge" and make sure he drops our name before we're huge.

otm

also, girl from your band i met was pretty cute but she is ridiculous on your site

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

you're not so bad yourself

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

he was huge before you (xp)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

he disabled comments!

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

i take i AM the only person to actually stare into the abyss and live

katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

you neglect to mention this is an unreleased DEMO recording.
cutty | 09.13.06 - 5:46 pm | #

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Yeah, that's because I had nothing to indicate that it was or wasn't.
Matthew Perpetua | Homepage | 09.13.06 - 6:07 pm | #

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Lordy lord, I could use a new belt.
Matthew Perpetua | 09.13.06 - 7:31 pm | #

gear (gear), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

yr band is attractive.

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

according to perpetua, it's the only thing we got going

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

lord, the gams on her..

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Songs Mean A Lot
When Songs Are Bought
So Please Buy The Records
If You Like Them

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

Have you guys ever heard his music?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

i would love to

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

YSI!

John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm... i know they're out there. maybe otto can help.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

matt perpetua and the flaming fireplaces

sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

some questions for perpetua (since he disabled comments on his post)

i understand that you had nothing to indicate that it was or was not an unreleased demo recording--but where did you get my music? we certainly did not give it to you.

since when do mp3 blogs go out of their way to post songs they DON'T like? is this common? what is the purpose?

i won't ask you to take it down, but you should understand that there are no plans to release that version of "dig my grave" in the future. those recordings are so we can get signed, not so you can distribute and criticize.

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

they're not disabled to me.. he probably banned you.

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

wonder how he's takin' the urge layoff.

hstencil, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:06 (seventeen years ago)

oh and

If this is the first Girls Aloud song you've ever heard, you need to know right away that it's not even the best, or even the most intense.

hstencil, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

dude was laid off urge? for real?

i shouldnt say this as i don't know if its public info yet but i'm drunk -- ASAP has about a month left before it shutters. maybe you were thinking of that one? otherwise he loses his other paycheck soon.

sanskrit, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:27 (seventeen years ago)

everybody was laid off urge, dude.

hstencil, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:45 (seventeen years ago)

I am SHOCKED that urge didn't bring in tons of money lol

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 6 September 2007 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

The most basic appeal of the Smashing Pumpkins comes from the way Billy Corgan strips out the dull machismo from hard rock and replaces it with sensitive androgyny and ecstatic spirituality. Like a majority of the rock stars of the early '90s, Corgan rebelled against the dude-ness of his own genre, but thanks to the unavoidable femininity of his voice and his soft baby face, he was able to depart from tradition more dramatically than the more obviously masculine likes of Kurt Cobain and Eddie Vedder. Unsurprisingly, one of the most dramatic, joyous, and definitive moments in the entire sprawling Pumpkins catalog comes on "Frail and Bedazzled" when he declares "all I wanted was to be a man / but since I gave up / I FEEL FREE! / I FEEL FREE! / I FEEL FREE! / I FEEL FREE!," which each iteration of those last three words seeming increasingly emphatic and liberating.

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

hstuncil to thread

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

i remember being in need of a laugh and checking out urge to read me some jessica hopper. i couldn't get the thing to work, it wanted me to install a program or something. weird.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

I wonder if they had to turn in their Zunes when they got fired.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

really guys, if you're gonna insult matthew something fierce on fluxblog, please don't sign in to the comments as me. i have a reputation to uphold. thanks.

hstencil, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.chicagoreader.com/ xxp

deej, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

I'm really displeased with the coverage that 9/12 has received.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

really guys, if you're gonna insult matthew something fierce on fluxblog, please don't sign in to the comments as me. i have a reputation to uphold. thanks.

-- hstencil, Wednesday, September 12, 2007 7:39 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

IRL CONSEQUENCES!

bell_labs, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago)

Girls Aloud "Sexy! No No No..." - If this is the first Girls Aloud song you've ever heard, you need to know right away that it's not even the best, or even the most intense. While most mainstream and indie rock bands are busy mewling and meowing in this decade, Xenomania has been crafting loads of pumped-up pop songs for Girls Aloud and other UK pop acts that drastically exaggerate the dynamics of both rock and dance-pop to such extremes that it makes most everything else seem relatively flat and lifeless. Xenomania isn't just trying to do a catchy tune -- they want to hijack your body and throw you around, and keep pushing you to new levels of manic elation over the course of a three minute song. Girls Aloud may seem a bit blank on the surface, but the singers are ideally suited to Xenomania's material, especially in the way they convey catty contemptuousness and a creepy sort of chick-lit nihilism. (Click here to buy it from Amazon UK.)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/Pineapple_230.gif

Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

Can we blame Puff Daddy for all this? Once he stepped up to the platinum, MTV (and music in general, especially rap) followed suit: Cribs, Pimp My Ride, etc.
J. Mason | 09.10.07 - 10:36 pm | #

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

Name: Matthew Perpetua
Network: New York, NY
Status: Matthew is really hoping that he sees that girl Katie again.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 September 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

FULL CIRCLE!!

September 13

Matthew is putting a little mustard on that mustard! 9:50am

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 September 2007 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

fluxblog has a posse

http://www.zunerama.com/graphics/tattoo-zune.jpg

am0n, Monday, 24 September 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

NEVER FORGET

These three form a kind of triumvirate of pre-9/11 fin de siecle extravagant house.

-- Spencer Chow, Thursday, January 31, 2008 9:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

jaxon, Friday, 1 February 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

I can't believe people got all Captain-save-a-psued over that.

jim, Friday, 1 February 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://nohayrosasinespina.bitacoras.com/imagenes/peter_griffin.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos-222.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v129/184/103/584240222/n584240222_1460712_7440.jpg

Not a good look.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 3 February 2008 01:02 (seventeen years ago)

needs a scarf.

sanskrit, Sunday, 3 February 2008 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

He hasn't the style to carry one off.

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 3 February 2008 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

uncanny

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/25/chapter27.jpg

sanskrit, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:42 (seventeen years ago)

LOL

johnny crunch, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

Jared Leto gained 62 pounds to play the overweight Chapman by drinking microwaved pints of ice cream mixed with soy sauce and olive oil every night to bloat himself further.

^^ disgusting if true

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 30 March 2008 01:24 (seventeen years ago)

ewwww why not just eat lots of sundaes and fried chicken and stuff

s1ocki, Sunday, 30 March 2008 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO IF I NEEDED TO GAIN WEIGHT FOR AN IMPORTANT ROLE.

s1ocki, Sunday, 30 March 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

i think he thinks he needs to be punished because of his face? but yeah, i don't get that at all.

horseshoe, Sunday, 30 March 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

ewwww why not just eat lots of sundaes and fried chicken and stuff

Because that might taste good, and he's really trying to get into the head of a messed-up dude that probably hates himself?

Sorry for the semi-serious answer. :\

David R., Sunday, 30 March 2008 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

maybe he doesn't want to get into the habit of eating delicious fatty food all the time

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 30 March 2008 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

i mean, dude probably ALSO ate fried chicken and delicious things

69, Sunday, 30 March 2008 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

before and after

gr8080, Sunday, 30 March 2008 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

four years pass...

lol zing
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meizwe9MHE1qzrq97o1_500.jpg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago)

oh damn

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago)

just got sonned by dude from Grizzly Bear

mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago)

fuck!

before and after broscience (goole), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago)

!

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago)

that is beautiful.

jed_, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago)

since the original post is now gone

http://i.imgur.com/UxImH.png

乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago)

omg @ that droste zing

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago)

also

ugh every time this gets revived i am reminded of pepetuas crack

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, September 5, 2007

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago)

steve shasta is the dude from grizzly bear and I claim my $5

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago)

bahahahahahaaa

i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago)

feel kind of bad for matty p there but his backpedaling is pretty hilarious

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ysvpq8Nr1qb3mmfo1_500.jpg

sanskrit, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/MhjCqiR.gif

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 9 January 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)


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