"In 1990, I lived in a garage with my dog, skis, climbing gear, bicycle and two trumpets. The inspiration to create an energy bar occurred during a day-long, 175-mile ride with my buddy, Jay. We'd be

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"Suddenly, despite my hunger, I couldn't take another bite. That's the moment I now call 'the epiphany'. Two years later, after countless hours in Mom's kitchen, Clif Bar became a reality. And the mission to create a better-tasting energy bar was accomplished. Thanks, Mom!"

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― john david bootyflake (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 17 September 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

JUST A DUDE AND HIS DOG...WOW...HUMBLE...CHARMING...CLIFSEX...

― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Sunday, 17 September 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

we're juice guys

― john david bootyflake (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 17 September 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

i like oatmeal raisin clif

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 17 September 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

the black cherry almond one is my favorite

― john david bootyflake (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 17 September 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

i like em all
brownie is good; don't hate cuz it's the junk food one :)

― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Sunday, 17 September 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

guilty pleasure: slim fast optima strawberry cheesecake bar

― john david bootyflake (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 17 September 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

it's totally the "girl drink" of energy bars.

― john david bootyflake (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 17 September 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

disgusting

― señor citizen (eman), Sunday, 17 September 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

and
http://www.mrprotein.com/pageimages/clifbar/luna.jpg

― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Sunday, 17 September 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

c on ebs

― ^@^ (map), Sunday, 17 September 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

poy bombx

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 17 September 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

I wish they weren't called "bars."

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 17 September 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

weed brownie

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Sunday, 17 September 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

i ate 4 ganja gooballs last night

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 17 September 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

The sugar/fat content in these and vitamin water is changing the face of junk food forever.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 17 September 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i thought 'other' meant weed brownies

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 18 September 2006 02:28 (nineteen years ago)

I hate teh Luna Bars.

However, Chocolate Mint Cliffies are tasty!

― JEANNE (ex libris), Monday, 18 September 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

Mmm Clif. I am partial to apricot, black cherry almond, oatmeal raisin, and chocolate chip. PB is not bad.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 18 September 2006 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

"and two trumpets"

― john david bootyflake (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 September 2006 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

"About us — our proud history

In 1972, we started farming organically on a few acres of gorgeous land in the Upper Skagit Valley of Washington's North Cascade Mountains. With the help of a small group of dedicated supporters, Cascadian Farm® soon became a thriving organic food company, preserving and selling the bounty of their harvests as jams, frozen fruits and vegetables.

...

In 1998, with the addition of Muir Glen® tomatoes, Cascadian Farm® became part of Small Planet Foods. In 2000, Small Planet Foods was purchased by General Mills, giving Cascadian Farm® the opportunity to bring quality products to even more people around the country.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 18 September 2006 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

those hippies sure do love their registered trademarks

― john david bootyflake (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 18 September 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.newworldzorro.com/Stills/oneforall1.jpg

― turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Monday, 18 September 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

i had GU the other day on a bike ride. holy fucking gross.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 18 September 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

The "nectar" clif bars are amazing

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

i can't eat clif bars what with the peanuts and all that

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Dr. Brommer pwns all in "hippie copywriting dept"

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO DONT JACK OFF WITH DR BRONNERS MINT

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), March 15th, 2006.

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

dr. bronner: stronger than altoids.

― louise jaguar (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

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