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WHO WILL RULE THE NEW URTH

I could've swore there was a mammoth or something too.

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 18 September 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

one of the apes had piss/fart/puke attacks
don't remember his name

turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Monday, 18 September 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

shit this game was so cool-looking to a little nerd like me when it first came out. it didn't have the staying power of MK or Street Fighter though. it was cool that you could munch on the little humans running around.

i played it again on one of the midway arcade treasures comps and it sadly does not hold up. like, at all. cool premise though.

latebloomer aka 'the sun' (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mallrats

# There was a scrapped Sega Genesis game based on the movie.

and what (ooo), Saturday, 23 September 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

Characters

* Armadon: A ceratopsian dinosaur, and the God of Life, Armadon fights to defend Urth and prevent the dino-beasts utterly destroying it. His genetic makeup appears to be part Chasmosaurus and Ankylosaurus. The tail tip is a combination of the ankylosaurus tail club and a stegosaurus' thagomizer.

* Blizzard: Blizzard is one of two ape-beasts, the God of Good. A noble and heroic yeti-like beast, Blizzard wishes to undo the damage caused to Urth by both the meteor and the warring gods.

* Chaos: The second of the two ape-beasts, and the God of Decay, Chaos was formerly a scientist/witch doctor, transformed into his current state by accident. Chaos is the crudest of the dino-beasts, with moves like Fart of Fury and Power Puke. His Golden Shower fatality (where Chaos dissolves the flesh from his victim with a geyser of acidic urine) was deemed so disgusting that the game was pulled from the market and replaced with a version lacking this fatality.

* Diablo: Diablo is one of the two T-Rex dino-beasts, and God of Evil. This flame-spewing demonic dinosaur leads the evil dino-beasts and desires to transform Urth into a nightmarish hell.

* Sauron: The second of the two T-Rex dino-beasts and God of Hunger, Sauron's immortality only lasts whilst he devours human flesh, as he suffers from an insatiable appetite. In spite of this, he is one of the Virtuous Beasts and not evil. He shares his name with the Dark Lord Sauron

* Talon: Talon is based on Deinonychus; he is supposed to be the God of Survival. One of the good dino-beasts, Talon is the patriach of a huge family of raptors, fiercely protective, it is for their sake that he plunges into the war. Talon is the fastest character in the game and a fan favorite among some.

* Vertigo: Vertigo is a unique beast based on a King Cobra and a Sellosaurus, Goddess of Insanity. The only female dino-beast, the storyline of the game states that it was due to her being imprisoned in the moon that the dino-beasts were forced into suspended animation until the meteor struck.

autovac (autovac), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...
because of this, there are dinosaurs

and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

how did i miss this

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BloodStorm

http://mame.webz.cz/wippics/0012/bloo_4.png

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

i could go with seeing mallrats again

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

if i was reeeeeeaaaaaalllly stoned

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

is there an altered beast tribute thread

dmr, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

GOLDEN AXE

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

can we just turn this into the all purpose genesis tribute thread

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

i have space harrier on my phone!

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING GOLDEN AXE AS TYRIS FLARE, YOU HAVE COLLECTED SHITELOADS OF BLUE MAGIC POTIONS ON YOUR WAY TO THE END OF THE LEVEL & JUST WHEN DROVES OF ORCS AND DRAGON RIDING MR-T LOOKALIKES AND HAMMER WIELDING GIANTS ARE ABOUT TO GET YOUR SEXY BONES IN A SAUCEPAN YOU SMILE A CROOKED SMILE AND PRESS THE SPECIAL BUTTON IN THE JOYSTICK SUMMONING A COSMIC FORCE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHICH BLASTS THEM INTO OBLIVION IN AN ORGY OF BONE-SPLINTERING SHAKE & POPPIN ELECTROCUTIVE FLAMETHROWING ACTION? THIS TUNE IS JUST LIKE THAT.

dmr, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

I never understood what it was about the he-man and the ax-dwarf that gave them any advantage over the insane magic of this Tyris Flare??? WHY WOULD YOU PLAY ANYONE BESIDES HER?

BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

did anyone have 32X and play this game called Cosmic Carnage?

latebloomer, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

is that a nick sylvest3r quote
xpost to dave

sleep, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

that is 20jazzfunkgreats talking about math head's "drop it" (drop the lime dynasty of fury remix)

dmr, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gamesetwatch.com/echamptions.gif

All the ETERNAL CHAMPIONS characters had their own signature insult for their opponent. The only one I remember is "simpleton!" which was said by Trident (?)

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 19 April 2007 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

eternal champions omg! i used to play that just to pull of the background fatalities

it was a very hard fighting game iirc

latebloomer, Thursday, 19 April 2007 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

pull off*

latebloomer, Thursday, 19 April 2007 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

HERZOG ZWEI

haitch, Thursday, 19 April 2007 06:30 (nineteen years ago)


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