-- Marcello Carlin
I just want you to fuck off and not come back.
Oh just fuck off back to 1979 and stay there grandad.
-- Marcello Carlin I thought I told you to fuck off, Klansman.
You know, either post to this thread in the spirit intended or fuck off.
Let me explain something to you. You are a pathetic, useless waste of oxygen who by your own admission started this thread to "provoke." And you got a reaction. You tried to fuck us and we fucked you back double. We don't want your pointless and worthless views polluting this board. We don't care about your pointless and worthless life.
Now for the fourth and final time, fuck off and die. Preferably slowly and painfully.
hey, fuckbloke, if you think people should be punished for their use of language then fuck off to the gas chamber and don't come out until i say so.
Don't tell me, you're not a racist either, some of your best friends are coloured, right?
Fuck off and die you snide, zero-achieving slice of shit.
Why don't you fuck off and learn some manners before coming on this board, you cancerous turd tray?
Thing is, you Nordic Nazi, we all dislike you and find you inferior to all other posters. So why don't you just fuck off and die?
Easily the most ill-judged and stupid comment on this thread, so fuck off you racist troll kthnxbye.
Oh fuck off, there's more soul in any given nanosecond of the new Leonard Cohen album than there is in the entire bloated oeuvre of that arse-faced agoraphobic Aretha.
I can beat him any fucking day of the week! What is he, 98 or something? Fuck off with your P&J lectures about I'm not gonna let you meddling kids destroy WHAT I BELIEVE IN we've done your gaff over and I'm the daddy now so don't try it grandad, go off and listen to your Melachrino wax cylinders! Cunting cunt!
You're a troll (I'll win).
And incidentally you have already been told three times to fuck off. How many more times do I have to repeat the message until it is absorbed by the vast, arid desert which is your thick skull?
You're just a Nazi nonce. I thought that the Comstock Carabinieri thing should have taught you some lessons about how others see you. But no, you're just a pathetic, one-note, mentally ill fag-end of a human being. Still, every time you're stupid enough to come back on ILM, you're going to get a kicking, so get used to it or if you can't put up with it fuck off for good. No one wants or needs you.
ILx in the hall of residence 20 years ago:
*knocks on room door*
Hi, I'm from next door and...
ILx: FUCK OFF DON'T TRY IT DUDE ASSHOLE USE SPELLCHECK WHERE'S YOUR GRIME THEN ROFFLES RoXoR!
*promptly retreats, to hang himself*
Judging by your lax grammar and syntax, you should be the last person to complain about artforms (sic) being "unintellectual" (sic). Perhaps you were turned down for a job and are therefore using this thread to vent your envy at people more talented than you could ever hope to be, or people whose lives are so much better, qualitatively and quantitatively, than yours will ever be.
Now fuck off.
New York is what an Alan Alda album would sound like. Ho ho ho, cackle at "the Statue of Bigotry" line repeated approximately 8 million times throughout the record! Marvel in awe at the "Beginning Of A Great Adventure" where he drools about/over his new kid! FUCK OFF DRIED IGNEOUS ROCK-FACED BUFFOON!!
Metal Machine Music is the sexiest album ever made, mark you.
I have neither the energy or inclination to argue with you, Mr Ewing. Suffice it to say, thank you for your hostile welcome back, and now please fuck off with your smug arrogance masquerading as self-deprecation and your envy and spite directed against those of us who, unlike yourself, have had the guts to argue the importance of the music we care about in the middle of the marketplace, rather than sit in a snug Sam Smith's cubbyhole or in the back pages of Media Guardian and sneer.
Yes, a dozen reviews in the new Uncut, which when last I checked was a dozen more than you had. And yes I am getting paid for them, and you are not.
And yes I am happy about that. One of the few but precious things in my life at the moment about which I have every right to be happy. Sorry to disappoint you by still being alive.
This weekend I have gone to hell and back. And, although Jess and I are not on speaking terms at present, I can only echo what he has said in so many words: I'm not going to let any haters and pathetic jealous losers like you bring me down. Not now. Not ever.
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)
― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)
― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)
― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)
that sounds like a recommendation!
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)
― teh_kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)
i had forgotten how totally totally classic this line is
― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)
― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)
― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)
― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)
What I mean, sir, is you have all the enduring qualities of a tin pot mended by a quadraplegic tinker reduced to plying his trade with his teeth. You are a dull knife hacking at a burnt loaf, a raw turnip mashed under the wheels of a manure cart, a tall drink of the purest bilgewater.
If you were a knot, you would come undone when meant to hold and tangle irretrievably when meant to come undone. You have all the charm of a distempered camel, the beauty of a automobile collision, the incisive wit of a syphilitic simpleton, and the easy grace of a gouty libertine dancing the quadrille.
FAR WORSE THAN ALL OF THESE, YOU ARE A CRASHING BORE.
Good day, sir. Please have the good sense to withdraw quietly. My man will show you the door.
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), February 25th, 2002.
― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Tuesday, 10 October 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)
MARCELLO MY MELLOW
― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Tuesday, 10 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)
― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)
― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)
Can't stop laughing...
― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)
Urban Dictionary: Marcello Carlinhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Marcello+Carlin
― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Tuesday, 10 October 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)
― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)
― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)
― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)
― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)
― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)
― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)
― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)
― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)
― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)
― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Wednesday, 11 October 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:36 (nineteen years ago)
others have done similar, tho in that case it was like 40 bucks, to a non-paying audience of a couple thou.
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)
― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)
this is such a funny thing to say
― ^@^ (map), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)
― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 12 October 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)
― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 12 October 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 12 October 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)
― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 12 October 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)
― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 12 October 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)
― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 12 October 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)
― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Thursday, 12 October 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 12 October 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)
― -- (688), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)
― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 13 October 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)
Peschek read my ILM comments last week re. indignity of reviewing Bay City Rollers, rang me up and tried it. I told him not to. And as I'm now writing for Time Out, not writing for Uncut doesn't bother me at all.-- Marcello Carlin, April 26th, 2004.
In the pub last night with a friend from work, we were glumly poring over the pages of this month's Uncut and discussing why they had offered me next to no work for ages (two 100-word downpagers in the last four months). K looked over the review pages and pointed out that there were at least half a dozen things there "you would have been given to do a year ago. What happened, Marcello? What went wrong?" Then we noted that most of these reviews had been allotted to [reviewer X] or [reviewer Y] and all of a sudden the answer hit me. Of course - they've found other people to do the job, and cheaper people in every sense of the word. "It's the kiss off, isn't it?" I said. "This is what happens when you don't lick arse or toe the IPC Media line. If I'd settled for being twentieth best, agreed to do a little PR puff piece or two, they would still be giving me things to do." "Maybe they just find other writers easier to deal with," K replied. "They're probably scared to ask you to do anything in case you bite their heads off." "Am I that bad?" "All I'm saying is that the qualities which work as an NHS manager don't necessarily work if you're a freelance magazine writer. You can't just come in on the first day and act like you own King's Reach Tower. It's a bit like you're doing them a favour by condescending to write for them. You don't act like you need to be doing it." "I don't deny that I needed the money when I started doing it two years ago." "Yes but do you need to doing it at all now? That's not the impression you give. I don't know - maybe you're just better off out of it. I mean, forty years old and a junior scribbler; it's a bit undignified, isn't it? You should have started doing it when you were twenty, then you wouldn't be in this mess now."[...]-- Marcello Carlin, November 10th, 2004.
― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 13 October 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)
― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)
― ;_; (blueski), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)
this "actual conversation" lends some credo to the "wife" theory
― am0n (am0n), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)
― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)
― ;_; (blueski), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)
― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)
so marcello =
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/685/photo10lv9.jpg?
― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 13 October 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)
― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)
It's in my eyesAnd it doesn't look that way to meIn my eyes
--marcello carlin
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)
― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)
I'm interested in humanity. I'm interested in the people who contribute to ILM/ILE. It's much more inspiring to tell your own story. I am highly suspicious of people who feel that their purpose on this earth is to prove a point, or indeed to raise a point which has hitherto been missed out of the debate. Language and music are ways of facilitating the communication of emotions. As Morley said on "Newsnight Review" tonight vis-a-vis "Brass Eye" - the debasement of the English language practised daily by GMTV is the real depressing factor in this phoney "debate" and is what really requires attacking.
I'm trying to tell a story with everything I contribute - perhaps not a very original or radically inspiring story, but not that bad a story really. At least I hope so.
-- Marcello Carlin (markcarli...)
― and what (ooo), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)
― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)
Doesn't fade-- Dadaismus (dadaismu...), October 13th, 2006. (Dada) (later)
Only on the cheap version.-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), October 13th, 2006. (nostudium) (later)
i bought the cd before the expensive version came out -- and until recently i wasn't enough of a sadcase to re-buy records when they got the louderizer treatment.-- benrique (miltonpinsk...), October 13th, 2006. (Enrique) (later)
So in other words it's the politics of envy because you don't get paid enough to be able to afford to buy the superior edition (xpost).-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), October 13th, 2006. (nostudium) (later)
he's a very strange person.
― jed_ (jed), Friday, 13 October 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)
― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Saturday, 14 October 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)
― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 16 October 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)
― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)
― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)
― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 03:36 (nineteen years ago)
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 05:21 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)
-- GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (ca...), October 13th, 2006.
!
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)
― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Thursday, 19 October 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)
― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 19 October 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)
You may be interested in contributing to this more appropriate website instead, which may be more suitable for your needs and writing style.
Keep Loving Music!
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), October 27th, 2006 2:39 AM. (nostudium) (link)
...
FWIW, that's not a troll, that's Deanna who's been posted on ILX for ages, mostly about Duran Duran, as far as I can tell. -- ailsa (ailsa.watso...), October 27th, 2006 9:21 AM. (ailsa) (link)
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posted = posting -- ailsa (ailsa.watso...), October 27th, 2006 9:22 AM. (ailsa) (link)
Then she ought to learn some manners before she talks to me. -- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), October 27th, 2006 9:24 AM.
― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)
― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)
― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Friday, 27 October 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...) (webmail), June 23rd, 2005 9:02 AM. (nostudium) (link)
and dave you can forget about me coming to the dissensus bbq, whenever it is. i don't want even to be in the same postal district as this titty shiter cunt.
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...) (webmail), June 23rd, 2005 9:04 AM. (nostudium) (link)
― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 01:13 (nineteen years ago)
RIP
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)
titty shiter cunt
I like this one.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
How many more times do I have to repeat the message until it is absorbed by the vast, arid desert which is your thick skull?
this is pretty magical and all time imo
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
hey, fuckblokeyou snide, zero-achieving slice of shit.you cancerous turd trayyou Nordic Naziyou racist trollCunting cunt!pathetic, one-note, mentally ill fag-end of a human beingDRIED IGNEOUS ROCK-FACED BUFFOON!!
― am0n, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 19:38 (fourteen years ago)
^ new punk song