THE THREAD IN WHICH WE RECOGNIZE THE GLORY OF AL PACINO'S OVER-THE-TOP MOMENTS IN THE FILM "HEAT" DIRECTED BY MICHAEL MANN

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"You could get killed walkin' your doggie!"

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

"SHE'S GOT A GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT ASS!!!!!!!!

and you got YOUR HEAD... ALL THE WAY UP IT!!!!!!!!!!!"

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

wuzzat shit when he's like "YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE, BUT YOU CAN'T WATCH MY TV"

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

I think I saw this movie all the way through, but these are the only moments I can remember.

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

so princess star wars slits her wrists cuz the gun sounds were too harsh

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

oh and Moby covering Joy Division, but nevermind

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

wuzzat shit when he's like "YOU CAN FUCK MY WIFE, BUT YOU CAN'T WATCH MY TV"

hahahaha yes

― a portal to squee heaven (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

WHO? WHO? Who are you a fucking OWL!?!?!

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

POX: Moments from "Heat" (Michael Mann)
A Michael Mann moment

― a portal to squee heaven (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 12 October 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-buggy.jpg http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-great-ass.jpg http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-teeth.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 12 October 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

I need to rent this again.

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 12 October 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

GIMMEALLYAGOT! GIMMEALLYAGOT!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 12 October 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

― a portal to squee heaven (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 12 October 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/7555/pacino4jq.gif

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Thursday, 12 October 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-great-ass.jpg http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-great-ass.jpg http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-great-ass.jpg http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-great-ass.jpg http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-great-ass.jpg http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-great-ass.jpg

― autovac (autovac), Thursday, 12 October 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

"Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me."

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

All right, so what I should do is, uhm, come home and say "Hi Honey, guess what? I walked into this house today where this junkie asshole just fried his baby in a microwave because it was crying too loud, so let me share that with you.

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

i was waiting for pacinopenisCSSattack.jpg to rear it's ugly, err.. head.

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

Vincent Hanna
Seven years in Folsom. In the hole for three. McNeil before that. McNeil as tough as they say?

Neil McCauley
You lookin' to become a penologist?

Vincent Hanna
You lookin' to go back? You know, I chased down some crews; guys just lookin' to fuck up, get busted back. That you?

Neil McCauley
You must've worked some dipshit crews.

Vincent Hanna
I worked all kinds.

Neil McCauley
You see me doin' thrill-seeker liquor store holdups with a "Born to Lose" tattoo on my chest?

Vincent Hanna
No, I do not.

Neil McCauley
Right. I am never goin' back.

Vincent Hanna
Then don't take down scores. Don't try it. You don't try it.
And you, don't try it either. Hey, don't try it. Cheritto, don't
try it. Shiherlis, I hope you don't try it. Van Zant, don't
fucking try it. Charlene, I'll punch your face in, *don't* try it.
What do you mean you use a toothbrush, I'll fucking do you in.
Detective Casals, don't try it, so you have a badge, I have a
fist. Sergeant Drucker, don't try it, you are bald. You enjoy rice?
Fucking nazi scum don't try it. Natalie Portman don't try it,
I will put the "i-s" between the letters f-t and connect it with
your face. Ned Raggett don't try it, your face will be a mashup.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

here it is:

Vincent Hanna: I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

COOL, REPOSTING THINGS FROM UPTHREAD, WE NEED THAT

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

nedraggettfacejayzmashup.mp3

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

I MAY BE STONED ON PROZAC AND POT, BUT...

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

LESSONS OF HEAT:

- WOMEN BE UNBALANCED + WEAK
- YR BEST FRIEND IS YR ENEMY
- ALWAYS CARRY A GUN
- WEAR LIGHT GRAY SUITS WHEN ROBBING BANKS
- BE READY TO WALK AWAY FROM ANYTHING IN THIRTY SECONDS FLAT IF YOU FEEL THE HEAT AROUND THE CORNER
- SITDOWNS SHOULD ALWAYS TAKE PLACE AT POSTMODERN DINERS
- BEST PLACE TO PICK UP LADIES: BROADWAY DELI, THIRD ST PROMENADE
- BEST PLACE TO PICK UP LARGE GETAWAY DRIVERS: BOB'S BIG BOY, BURBANK
- SNITCHES HANG OUT IN SQUATTER COMMUNITIES NEAR SULPHUR QUARRIES
- TONE LOC MIGHT DANCE AROUND IT AT FIRST, BUT EVENTUALLY HE'LL PROVIDE GOOD INTEL
- GOOD IDEA TO IMPRESS GIRLS IF YOU'RE IN THE DETECTIVE SQUAD: TELL LOL STORY ABOUT WEIRD FRIENDS WHO MAKE FUNNY HAND SHAPES
- IF A DUDE STOPS HIS CAR IN FRONT OF THE APARTMENT BUILDING YR STAKING OUT, LOOKS INJURED AS IF HE'S BEEN SHOT, CASTS A SMILE AND A LONG LINGERING GAZE AT THE WOMAN LOOKING DOWN AT HIM, THEN ACTS ALL JUMPY AND DRIVES OFF, CHANCES ARE HE'S YR MAN. MIGHT WANT TO DO A CHECK BEYOND HIS I.D.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

also:
-ROLLINS IS AN EASY TAKEDOWN

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

WTF would anyone watch this bigscreen TV-cop bore more than once?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 October 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

god, you're making me start to agree with TOMBOT ffs

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 12 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

Those Pacino jpgs made me lol at work

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: cuz it's ON TV doi

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

I watched in on a Spanish-language station once ("Fuego con fuego"), the over-the-top voicedubs were almost more amazing than the original.

More IMDB goodies:

In the director commentary, 'Michael Mann (I)' noted that Al Pacino ad-libbed the line "Because she's got a... GREAT ASS!" and Hank Azaria's look of exasperated shock was totally genuine.

The line Al Pacino uses: "Who? What are you, an owl?" is the same line the murderer says to Pacino when holding a gun to his head at the climax Sea of Love (1989).

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

In the director commentary, 'Michael Mann (I)' noted that Al Pacino ad-libbed the line "Because she's got a... GREAT ASS!" and Hank Azaria's look of exasperated shock was totally genuine.

I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I was making jokes about the likelihood of that when I was 16 years old.

― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

it looks like he's about to say "huge ass!" but changes it at the last second

― gear (gear), Thursday, 12 October 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

I'm glad bad acting is the new good acting.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 October 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

wtf r u talking about. way to miss the point entirely

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 13 October 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

IF A DUDE STOPS HIS CAR IN FRONT OF THE APARTMENT BUILDING YR STAKING OUT, LOOKS INJURED AS IF HE'S BEEN SHOT, CASTS A SMILE AND A LONG LINGERING GAZE AT THE WOMAN LOOKING DOWN AT HIM, THEN ACTS ALL JUMPY AND DRIVES OFF, CHANCES ARE HE'S YR MAN. MIGHT WANT TO DO A CHECK BEYOND HIS I.D.

hahaha otm

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 13 October 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s81gWFanDO0

― haitch, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 13:12 (fifteen years ago)

the quick look straight down the camera lens before "somethin comes outta me" is the best

― haitch, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

is this the only thread for this movie???

― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 20 September 2013 03:47 (twelve years ago)

love Morbs hating

― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Friday, 20 September 2013 03:55 (twelve years ago)

i just watched this, it's great

― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 20 September 2013 03:57 (twelve years ago)

ten months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/cWqNIYo.jpg

― 龜, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

"we just got made"

― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 15 August 2014 00:22 (eleven years ago)

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