TITS OR ASS

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

[NOT AN OPTION DUDE - mod]

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Thug #1: Yo, I heard some shit about they got sperm samples of scientists from the 1950s stored underneath the ice skating rink.
Thug #2: Oh shit, look at that bitch's ass over by the flags.
Thug #1: Damn.

--Rockefeller center

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

The user hstencil now has the locked permission on this thread.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

hmmm

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)

http://72.10.45.167/content/balls-are-the-new-tits.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:13 (twenty years ago)

nuh uh!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

That guy probably has huge tits.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

"or"

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:36 (twenty years ago)

what kind of question is that

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

A. One where a flip answer gets you locked from thread.

The user sleep now has the locked permission on this thread.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

haha

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Is it ok that I chose ass? Because I choose ass over all other body parts, regardless of gender.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

"Can we not talk about my dead mother's breasts please?"

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

Ass. Big tittie-parts on a lady creep me the fuck out.

xpost: locking predicted in 5...4...3...

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

UH OH, I TIED THE SCORE

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 13 October 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

ASS, MAN

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Permission added
The user ex machina now has the locked permission on this thread.

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 13 October 2006 16:13 (twenty years ago)

Girl w/big tits & no ass = uugggh!

Girl w/little titties and a big ass = I'd still hit it

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

why do y'all hate tits so much :\

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

i'm wearing this shirt now

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6664/dscn1468rb7.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

but yeah, i only like ass if it's in a really nice pair of jeans. otherwise, meh

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

i have done some stupid things in the name of a nice rack

― ^@^ (map), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

RZA, I'm pretty sure the pref for A over T is very very slight. At least, it is in my case. But I have to choose lest I gets BANNED, so BADONK.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

just-right tits > just-right ass > giant ass > giant tits

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm completely blank on the proper adjective in place of 'just-right.' Pert doesn't sound right.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

ample?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

i am feeling a lil better about this thread now

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

[CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Girls with no boobs and big butts kind of weird me out.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:19 (twenty years ago)

tits.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:25 (twenty years ago)

ooooh tied now!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Girls with no boobs and big butts kind of weird me out.

HI DERE CROWN HITES

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

I'll take crotch over either. I DEMAND CROTCH.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

Can I just say whichever one is in my mouth?

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)

nick does a2m

― ^@^ (map), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Someone should teleport all of this onto Kate St. Irritables ILE romance thread.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

tatas

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

ass

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

NOT HOT
NSFW - ICK

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

oh fuck i wanna barf

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

centaurbooty.jpg

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:44 (twenty years ago)

WOW, that might just put me off titties. And meat. But ass? Never!

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

just-right tits > just-right ass > giant ass > giant tits

OTM

Can I just say whichever one is in my mouth?

Also OTM

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:57 (twenty years ago)

FIRMNESS and TEXTURE are also very important in assessing the edibility of any given ass or tit.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I think I shouldn't read the board at all on Fridays.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

thank you x1000, whoever hid the saggy glycerine titbag pic behind a link

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

UGH. UGGGGHHHH.

Thanks to that image, I am more firmly planted on the ass side.

THIS IS NOT A REQUEST FOR AN EQUIVALENT "ASS" PHOTO.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

HER ASS IS A SPACESHIP I WANT TO RIDE

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I'll take crotch over either. I DEMAND CROTCH.

John Justen OTM. Also, I LIKE THE CROTCH ON YOU

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 13 October 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/rkelly/ilikethecrotchonyou.html

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 13 October 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)

R. Kelly - "Sex in the Kitchen"
R. Kelly - "Sex Weed"
R. Kelly - "Sex (Love Is What We Makin')"
R. Kelly - "I Like the Crotch On You"
R. Kelly - "Feelin' On Yo' Booty"
R. Kelly - "Sex in the Kitchen (Remix)"

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 13 October 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)

why does it have to be an either or situation?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

titties, always and forever A+

― jelkino (jergins), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

the bigger the better

― jelkino (jergins), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

btw, justen, your crotch is very pretty

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

GODDAMN RIGHT.

(GBX, come help us antagonize the Wisconsin thread.)

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 20:01 (twenty years ago)

dudes, on the new Ludacris album, r.kelley is on a song and he says: "I'm surprised you this nasty, but it's cool because i always wanted to go down on a girl that reminds me of me"

WTFFFFF!!!

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:10 (twenty years ago)

R. kelley is apparently a "pendulous clitoris" man.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)

tick/tock/tick/tock
shit/lick/shit/lick

― ^@^ (map), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:15 (twenty years ago)

i voted 3 times. why is this allowed?

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

i think your vote is ip logged, you can change your vote but you can't vote multiple times.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

ASS ASS ASS ASS

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THOSE TITS DOING?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

being squeezed, homo

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

TITSSSSSS PLZ

Girls with no boobs and big butts kind of weird me out.

rachaelray.jpg

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:31 (twenty years ago)

dudes, on the new Ludacris album, r.kelley is on a song and he says: "I'm surprised you this nasty, but it's cool because i always wanted to go down on a girl that reminds me of me"

LLLLLLLLLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 14 October 2006 00:31 (twenty years ago)

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1182/omguhotet6.gif

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 14 October 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)

08-ludacris-woozy_(ft._r._kelly)-ukp.mp3

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 14 October 2006 01:19 (twenty years ago)

no you can definitely vote multiple times

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 14 October 2006 05:38 (twenty years ago)

TITS HAVE PUSHED OUT IN FRONT

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 16 October 2006 23:54 (twenty years ago)

ass trailing behind?

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 00:31 (twenty years ago)

ASS

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

ass

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 06:50 (twenty years ago)

Legs

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

I mean 'ass'

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ndcontent.com/ip/images-new/laurie1.jpg

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 16:36 (twenty years ago)

ASS = CAKE = TUNE
TITS = ICING = LYRICS

― geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 16:53 (twenty years ago)

icing on t's

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

THIS BALLOT IS STUFFED LIKE TROI'S TITTIES

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:59 (twenty years ago)

http://sexuallib.com/pics/40plus10.r4t.gif

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

the cover of that spankrock 12" is the best thing they've been involved with, no contest.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 06:15 (twenty years ago)

trife loves spankrock

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Wednesday, 18 October 2006 13:05 (twenty years ago)

i voted tits dudes but i would.

― Allyzay＇へ＇凸 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 13:24 (twenty years ago)

hah my sis saw spankrock open for someone and was going on about how awful it was
xpost

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 13:29 (twenty years ago)

am i the only girl who will admit to voting for ass?

― bell labs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:24 (twenty years ago)

I thought girls weren't supposed to vote! But ass over tits, yes. Metaphorically, literally...take yr pick.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

hey who changed my ass

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:14 (twenty years ago)

That is an inferior ass.

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8669/peternorthspankwp9.gif

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)

I don't care if it is work-safe - I ain't viewing any pic w/ PETERNORTH in its filename.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

it's not really work safe but it's fuckin' funny dude.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

WTF

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

He's saying "BUH".

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

He's sayin', "Look at the return on this ass!"

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

BUH

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPlw05WKTmc

― 51 tyson (crüt), Thursday, 4 November 2010 06:10 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpQSvlPDZw8

― so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Thursday, 4 November 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.