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our cat: hey, you are cat! what the...?

neighbor cat: omg! you are also cat.

our cat: letz look at each other from a distance of about 20 or 30 feet and every once in a while we will look away and pretend that we don't see each other and they we will stare at each other some more and let's do this for about an hour or so and then we will both slowly walk away in opposite directions. ok?

neighbor cat: yah, cool. we are cat.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

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― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 13 October 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

is catnip hallucinogenic? skippy starts freaking out and running away from things that aren't there sometimes, like an hour after playing with catnip.

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

maybe that lady sold me some bad shit. i bet it is LACED WITH PCP.

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

"Catnip contains nepetalactone, a terpene, that is thought to mimic feline sex pheromones. Cats detect it through their vomeronasal organs."

"Terpenes are a large and varied class of hydrocarbons, produced primarily by a wide variety of plants, particularly conifers, though also by some insects such as swallowtail butterflies, which emit terpenes from their osmeterium. They are the major components of resin, and of turpentine produced from resin. The name "terpene" is derived from the word "turpentine". When terpenes are modified chemically, such as by oxidation or rearrangement of the carbon skeleton, the resulting compounds are generally referred to as terpenoids. Some authors will use the term terpene to include all terpenoids."

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

turpentine will fuck you up!

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

looks like i picked the wrong week to quit drinking turpentine

― a portal to squee heaven (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

vomeronasal organs??

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

i think i saw them open up for lightning bolt once. hahahahhaha!

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

hahahar!

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

r's cat1: robyn is in livingroom, i will lay on couch.
r's cat2: i will lay on chair.
(some amt of time)
r's cat1: ok, she went into another room for longer than 5 minutes.
r's cat2: let's go.
robyn: dudes, what??
r's cats: hi there.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

amy sedaris was on My Name Is Earl last night as a cat woman (and Randy's love interest)

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

letz look at each other from a distance of about 20 or 30 feet and every once in a while we will look away and pretend that we don't see each other and they we will stare at each other some more and let's do this for about an hour or so and then we will both slowly walk away in opposite directions. ok?

oh yeah -- this behavior is priceless. what freaks.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

my cat is addicted to laser pointer

I think I've damaged his psyche ... now he chases phantom laser beam dots

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Spooooooky sounds in the night, ghosts out to get me or cat climbing the window screens because he wants in?

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

i like my butt touched SOMETIMES

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

OH WOW I TOTALLY POOPED that's exciting, I should run around the apartment and maybe meow a lot

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

hey hey are you awake (tap on nose with paw)
hey! are you awake (tap)
(tap)
(tap)
HEY! so, you're awake, great~! so am i. LET'S PLAY WITH GROSS TOY I FOUND UNDER REFRIGERATOR!

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

HAHA I GOT OUT OF HOUSE!
run run run
peek at owner-man from behind bushes? yes!!
he comes closer!
run run run
hahahaha

owner-man go back inside???
wait!
run run run
LET ME IN!!
meow

ok i will roll around in dirt for a while

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

You guys are so good to me, always feeding me and letting me shit in yr box, you guys deserve a treat, here mousy mousy.

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, good, everyone's asleep, time for me to walk my fat ass around on the piano again.

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

I used to live with a cat named Butternuts who would every night at 2-3 am run across my (hardwood) living room floor and slide 5+ feet into the wall repeatedly. pappitypappitypappitypssssssssshhBLONK

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

OMG BIRDS!
outside window!!! birds bird birds!
leap!
ow stupid window
OMG birds fly away!!
run run
to every window in house!
every window could have birds!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

my cat does a lot of running

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

that girl's totally hot, butternuts

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

i lived with some cats once that were all 'oh hay it's 6 am and getting light out. we want the living room blinds opened NOW so we can stare out the window at people! you say you're not getting out of bed yet? that's ok we'll just walk all over you til you give in!'

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 13 October 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

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― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.starpet.com/images/catmopolitan2.jpg

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

contains multi-page article about the growth of catnip abuse!

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha this thread made me laugh out loud but i have a cold and my roommate thought i was crying

meow

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

you are asleep? i will get in your face for minutes on end until you wake up. maybe i will just stand on your chest and stare at you. awake yet? no? i'll wait, and wait, and wait

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

my cat's really old now (i think he just turned 15). he doesn't do any of this anymore!

― your daughter is one (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

I sleep on my stomach, so my cats never had a good way to wake me up until one figured out that wrapping herself around my foot and kicking me with her claws while biting my toes at the same time woke me up tout suite.

Or got her a kick in the head if I was really tired/hungover.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

why do cats, when preparing to lie in one's lap, push down with their front paws over and over again? i've heard theories ranging from something related to when they were nursing as kittens to it being something instinctual related to the pushing down of grass in the wild.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

very young kitten sees bird on lawn from inside window, goes into psychedelic trance and begins seizure-chattering with jaw

― ath (ath), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

oh and gear that is the classic "kneading" behavior, a behavioral remnant of kittendom wherein they would knead at their mom's teets to induce milkage.

― ath (ath), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

i'm dead, i'm pretty sure i got killed by a raccoon or coyote or something

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.undergroundnews.com/users/skull/Skull.gif

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 05:14 (nineteen years ago)

mowwwww. mowww-mowwww.

say ma ma?

mowwww mowwww

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

I'M DEAD!

NO WAIT, I'M JUST LAYING DOWN ALL FAT AND ADORABLE

WATCHEW LOOKING AT?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

i think its definitely the nursing thing. i had one cat who had been taken away from her mother too young, and her whole life (she died at 21!) she padded and pawed at bedding, clothing, everything, sucking on the cloth. oddly it was cute.

this is Chang:
http://static.flickr.com/31/38299620_9bc75cff18.jpg
"i am hungry FEED ME
i am still hungry FEED ME MORE
i am still hungry CAN YOU JUST WATCH ME EAT THIS FOOD FOR A BIT? CHEERS.
oh, are you watching tv? because i cannot meow, i'm just gonna scratch the shit out of the sofa for a bit, then walk inthe middle of the room and stare at you. 'kay?
i want to sleep in the bed with you. i will be too groggy for you to move if you wake me up.
is it 3am? fuck, dude, i need to be in the garden now. wake up and open the door."

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 09:26 (nineteen years ago)

Dinner (wet food, as opposed to dry) time here has steadily moved back until it now takes place at 2 or 3 in the afternoon -- whenever Kettle starts meowing at me from near the bowl.

― A Radio Picture (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

catcher, our great hunter, walks all the way down to the lagoon and brings back seaweed that she leaves as an offering for us in front of the house. beats torn-up rabbits and mice.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

cat: 'hey you! yeah, the tall one. i think its about time you did something for me. lets see. fill up my barely eaten out of bowl.'
me: fills bowl
cat: 'very good.' walks away without eating anything.

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

you have the opposite of my cat!

cat1: dude dude dude dude robyn robyn robyn robyn you left the house and then you came back in, which we all know means you feed us now
robyn: wha? when did that become a rule? how did this even start?
cat1: i'm going to do things to piss you off until you feed me
(begins fighting other cat, opening cupboards, pulling crap out of recyling bin, scratching it)
robyn: okay fine.
cat1: EATS UNTIL THE EATING IS DONE

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

I can't seem to find anywhere comfortable/weird enough on the floor/sofa/etc, I am going to sit perched either on the very tip-top of your ricketiest rocking chair or on top of your water cooler (I like the gurgling), or, if I'm feeling particularly froggy, in a basket of clean clothes you haven't put away yet.

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Or curled up in your bathroom sink.

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

i'm too fat to climb up and perch on your dresser, can u (meow) help me, meow?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

my cat (r.i.p. just had to be put to sleep a few days ago) used to play with the water coming out of the sink. it'd sit there for so long it'd have a pool of water collected in it's neck.

she used to really hate people. it'd lay on it's back to act cute, just to fucking attack the shit out of you when you'd try to pet it's belly.

also when she was in heat (even though we'd nutered her?), she'd hear my voice and she'd groan really loudly and rub her ass on the ground. but only my voice?

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

my ex-flatmates cat, a drama in 1 act

cat: where is memsahib :|
cat: where is memsahib :(
cat: [galloping up and down the corridor] memsahib, memsahib, where is memsahib :0
cat: [scratching the wall] where is memsahib ;0
cat: [emptying the litter box] memsahib r u there :((
cat: MEMSAHIB ;(((
cat: lol memsahib was in bathroom for a minute, hi memsahib :)))

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

hey hey are you awake (tap on nose with paw)
hey! are you awake (tap)
(tap)
(tap)
i got colded...can you lift up yr blanket so i can crawl under and cuddle u please?

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

awwww

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

WHEN DO I GET KITTEN

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

(answer: shortly after my cousin's cat gives birth?!)

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

clean the litter box
i just pooped in the box, pls clean it
i'm in ur bathroom
poopin in ur tub
oh you cleaned it
nah it's cool man, i like poopin in the tub better anyway

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

rain is a kitty cat, sometimes she goes outside

rain: *frantic, desperate mewing*
translation: hooray you are home, pls let me in with you!
rain: *impatient mewing*
translation: hurry hurry must be INSIDE...NOW
*door opens, rain runs under feet*
rain: *meee-OW*
translation: so happy to be home, yay!
*5 seconds later*
rain: *scratch scratch, meow meow*
translation: please let me out oh god I'm going crazy in here!

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

jamal/george (will post pic soon), my friend's cat:

j/g:ISE HONGRY
me: can i feed him, guys?
friend: sure, give her the tuna.
me: sorry, her. tuna?
friend: yes.
(put tuna in bowl)
j/g: i want to sit still in front of this tuna for half an hour without ever eating it. in fact, i will never eat it.

are we morans? don't cats like tuna?

― trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=450509

― your daughter is one (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

milk is also not so good for cats

j/g: what am i? i am a cat. what do i eat? i eat cat food. morans.

;) but it's true!

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

j/g: unless i am jeff, but i am not jeff

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

i mean yeah, i sort of assumed as such. but really, jamal/george is such a little bitch. but i love her because she lets me cuddle and doesn't make me sneeze, which is kind of weird.

― trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

aw, cats.
every night i say i'm going to close my bedroom door on them so their stupid 6am running across the bed and jumping on me doesn't happen, but then they are too cute and warm and sleeping, so i can't.
them: haha, we are teh winners again

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

"my cat (r.i.p. just had to be put to sleep a few days ago)"

aww, r.i.p. jaxon's cat.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

noizers be overdoing personification

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

oh sorry jaxon.. if this makes you feel any better, this came as a google image result for "rip kitty":
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/LeGretch/3558-free-watermelon.jpg

― trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

yes, aw :(
xpost to jaxon's cat

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

haha, that pic - that's in Vancouver! (she was arrested for selling w33d cookies. on the beach. the naked beach.)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

she was only selling w33d cookies? i just wanted the watermelon.

― trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

just passed a guy walking down Broadway with a leashed cat balanced on his head

uh?

― dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

I used to put a cat I once had on leash and take him out to the liquor store some times.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn cat

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

More like, 'The Perils of Artificial Plants!'

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

i used to see this guy riding his bike w/his cat perched on his shoulder all the time

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Is it true that cats memorize thier surroundings? Lie where couches and tables and chairs are so they can run around shit based on memory and not eyesight?

I used to live in a big loft space with a bunch of roomates and a cat. We had about five sofas and several chairs that would get moved into different configurations on a daily basis based on what projects people were working on or who wanted to shoot hoops the night before. Count, the poor cat, would walk out of my roomate's bedroom every morning, walk out to the main space and just sit there looking at the furniture going "fuck.... goddamit.... shit." and not move for a good half hour.

he's a music video star now: http://youtube.com/watch?v=hNY27swf190

― researching ur life (grady), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

anyone have tried that trick where you are standing up and when your cat passes by you, you slide one of your foot on the ground of like 30 degrees quick-like to make a little "fwoosh" sound : if your cat is noob to it you can expect it to jump high enough for you to catch it in mid air aouah@ one of my friends showed that to me (and she loves her cat). is it a generalized cat weirdness i must kno plzzzz

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

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