Q: WHAT'S THE HARDEST PART OF LEARNING TO ROLLERBLADE

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A: TELLING UR PARENTS U R GAY

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:08 (twenty years ago)

Q: WHAT DID ONE SAGGY BOOB SAY TO THE OTHER SAGGY BOOB

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:09 (twenty years ago)

A: WE BETTER GET SOME SUPPORT BEFORE PEOPLE START THINKING WE'RE NUTS

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:10 (twenty years ago)

joeks

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:12 (twenty years ago)

i think ddb told me that rollerblading joke in like 2002 or something.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:23 (twenty years ago)

scene: two men driving in car past cemetery.

man 1: HEY DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BE BURIED IN THAT CEMETERY
man 2: NO, WHY
man 1: BECAUSE UR NOT DEAD YET, DICKHEAD

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:25 (twenty years ago)

Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ONION AND A HOOKER

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:27 (twenty years ago)

A: NO ONE CRIES WHEN YOU CUT A HOOKER

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:28 (twenty years ago)

she might cry, you heartless bastard

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:33 (twenty years ago)

Q. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TRUCK FULL OF TIRES AND A TRUCK FULL OF DEAD BABIES?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

A. YOU CAN USE A PITCHFORK TO TAKE OUT THE BABIES.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

ryan schreiber only masturbates to the latter?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:40 (twenty years ago)

shit i almost beat you

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:40 (twenty years ago)

whats the worst part about rollerblading?

admitting to your parents that you're gay.

-- brock (br0ck.k4pper...) (webmail), September 30th, 2004 11:30 PM. (brock) (link)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:49 (twenty years ago)

Q. WHY DID THE BOY FALL OFF THE SWING

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

A. BECAUSE SOMEONE THREW A BRICK AT HIM

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

ion: "oh shit, i'm missing an electron!"
atom: "are you positive?"

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 02:01 (twenty years ago)

mushroom shows up to a mold party. they ask him to leave, he says "what? why? i'm a fun guy!"

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 02:03 (twenty years ago)

q: how man elephants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
a: elephants can't fit inside lightbulbs, silly!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 02:09 (twenty years ago)

this is the thread where i tell a funny joke

― ^@^ (map), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 02:10 (twenty years ago)

Q. WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF AN ELEPHANT COMES THROUGH YR WINDOW
A. GET AN UMBRELLA

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

(xp) someone should

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

larry *hugglez*

― ^@^ (map), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 02:14 (twenty years ago)

Q: WHY DID THE PLANE CRASH?
A: BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 02:26 (twenty years ago)

Q: gram the one eyed snake?
A: grab

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 03:20 (twenty years ago)

i thought this was gonna be an ian thread!!!!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 04:52 (twenty years ago)

regional difference #1 bw DC and chicago

― PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 04:53 (twenty years ago)

HI I'M FRIENDS WITH IAN TOO

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 06:14 (twenty years ago)

Q: WHY DID THE PLANE CRASH?
A: BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD.
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/6213/awardribboncx1.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 06:33 (twenty years ago)

COMEDY GOLD!!

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Q: A midget walks into a bar. He says OUCH.
A: n/a

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:54 (twenty years ago)

WHAT DO U GET WHEN U PUT A BABY IN A BLENDER?
AN ERECTION.

WHY DO YOU PUT IT IN FEET FIRST?
TO SEE THE LOOK ON ITS FACE.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

WHAT DO U GET WHEN U PUT ~~A BABY IN A BLENDER~~ A CHEESEGRATER IN A 12 YEAR OLD'S CUNT?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Q: HOW MANY MEXICANS DOES IT TAKE TO PAINT YR CADILLAC RED?
A: DEPENDS ON HOW FAST YOU HIT THEM

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

whoa whoa whoa, now you're just entering into racial-humor zone, buddy, and that's not funny. i mean, before, we were cracking wise about babies in blenders and grating the genitals of a 12 year old girl, and all that was purely for yuk value you know, i mean, it was pretty clear we were all joking around you know, i'm talking some serious haha's over here. major guffawage for sure. we're talkin edgehammer-slay on the unny bone-fay. but when we start making racialist statements like these? like the ones you've made here, now, about mexicans and the such? i dunno bro, we might have to just back off on that one and just kinda cool out, you know? take a chill pill? let's just mellow out on the racialism, bro.

― ath (ath), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

hey and on that note,
what do you call four mexicans stuck in quicksand?
cuatro cinco.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

BAN THAT FAT IDIOT IAN

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

am i gaining weight?!????!??

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

SORRY

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

ARE YOU GUYS SUGGESTING WE ACTUALLY TAKE ATH'S DISGUST AT FACE VALUE? COME ON NOW.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

DUDE, I'M SO NARCING YOU OUT TO CHAKI

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Tuesday, 17 October 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

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