unintentional eroticism in ur daily life

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local weather forecast:

WARM BEGINNING AND WET FINISH

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

football commentators talking about "whams"

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

really, john madden was all wham-this wham-that wham wham wham last night.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

whams and reaching under and "going for it" and shit.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

also, some serious A2M action on Peyton Manning by the announcers :(

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

mister estela was recently walking our little dog and having breakfast at the same time and he saw our prim woman neighbour and she said, 'is that a cup of tea?' and he said, 'yes and i've got a banana in my pocket.' he was blushing when he got home and told me, i laugh every time we see her.

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 06:38 (nineteen years ago)

This ain't so erotic, but I have to say I kinda miss the embarrassing regularity of school-bus boners.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

i had a weird conversation w/some chick last night about where to put the dick of an old man she cared for. like, she had to dress him and stuff (he's comatose), and she didn't know where to put his wee-wee. i said "go left" and she just gave me a blank stare.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

tuck and roll

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

it's all intentional

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

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