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1) I just spent all my monies on a new house, and a giant pitcher blew through my wall in a cloud of dust, yelling "OH YEAH!!!"

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

i seriously would not, could not be bummed about that.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

I KNOW!! This is like... "man I wish that was the worst thing that could happen to me."

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

2. marijuana meteorite blows a hole in the roof and destroys my couch

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

If the pitcher wrecked my house, I would only be bummed if he didn't let me drink Kool Aid out of him.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh, then yeah, i'm right with with you man.
xpost.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

3. baltimore orioles forced to forfeit 2007 AL east championship after brutal inter-squad knife fight incapacitates 15 yankees.

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

4. leaving food in fridge results in unexpected harvest of psilocybin mushrooms; go ahead 3 spaces

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

4 is not enough of a bummer dude also read yr myspace

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

(I'm at work but i have sent a reminder to my home to do so tonight)

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

5. tummy hurts due to being stuffed with foods cooked for me by nice boyfriend after good sex.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

actually I can make that more bummer:

tummy hurts due to ~~being stuffed with foods cooked for me by nice boyfriend~~ abortion needed after tons of good sex with nice boyfriend. he paid for it.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

6. sore, chafed, & unable to obtain erection after 10 consecutive blowjobs

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

6. after a weekend of nothing but chocolate chip cookies i can't even see the words without wincing.

seriously, i want a chocolate chip cookie.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

huh, how about that.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

8. haven't had pizza in a week because i went on a trip to california and ate burritos all day

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

9. cannot accept offer of free beer because hands already full of boobs

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

10. Roommate pissed at me because my puppy chewed up her shoe, since he is living with me and not in NC.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

11) Due to addition of kegerator to kitchen, friends never seem to want to leave and keep me up too late drinking

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

12. accidentally breaded and fried own hand in Fry Daddy.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

Due to addition of kegerator to kitchen,

we used to have one at my old place of employment. it was the first thing we bought with the money from a huge loan from us bank. we wrote it off as r&d equipment.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

for storing red panda semen?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

13. Throwing up ambergris instead of just..vomit.

― DJ Cluberlang (Sleepy), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

14. she got the house, but i got the kids and the boat.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

15. entire body prune-shriveled following week spent submerged in a pool of sluts

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

15 would not happen, there is no water in the pool just sluts

― sasha mandel (chicowser), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

you don't know what it's like dude.

wait, have you been here all along? wtf sasha

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

hi!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

here since the summer... WHAT UP i'm in a level writing a papre

― henryhymen (chicowser), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:15 (eighteen years ago)

papres are like a chancre on the soule

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

waht level is it?

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:29 (eighteen years ago)

A-level.

― trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:32 (eighteen years ago)

16. eaten by a tyrannosaurus rex

― magnificently-crafted waterfalls of latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:36 (eighteen years ago)

it is the all night study lounge.

(sasha, i knew it would happen. where is you> we must speak of things)

17. having my body slowly turn blue and my face turn into that of a grotesque bird, but when i swallow people who laugh at my freakish looks, i can make bird friends fly out of their assholes.

wait. that's kinda like reverse bummerz. i have been looking at bosch a lot.

― trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:37 (eighteen years ago)

18. New England Journal of Medicine study confirms that longterm marijuana use reverses aging process & increases sexual potency

― vince eager (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

please direct to pot and aging story.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

#18 isn't a bummerz at all. Pls try again.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

you don't even smoke pot

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

Don't you have a bike to lose?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

20. selling out

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

20 OTM

21. innocent rollercoaster ride ends with me & friends in alternate dragon-and-orc infested dimension

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

22. have to take $158 helicopter ride from plush office in midtown/downtown to jfk to make flight for transatlantic biz trip

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

23. find out i have a rare, uncurable disease that combines the best parts of epilepsy and orgasm.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

24. too sick to go out; only my enemies show up

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

25. forgotten, fermented vanilla too rancid to bake a cake, strong enough to get me drunk

― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

I keep thinking this is the actual bummerz thread and doing these huge double takes.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 16 November 2006 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

26. mishap involving genetic engineering and/or radiation resulting in the sudden acquisition of superpowers

― magnificently-crafted waterfalls of latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

we need emoticons to express the conflicting emotions of this thread

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

27. having to resort to prostitution in a city of friendly, healthy, disease-free pretty people.

― magnificently-crafted waterfalls of latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

28. death by unga bunga

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:04 (eighteen years ago)

29. too many fine ladies wanna jump my bones, as it were.

WHY ARE THESE ALL ABOUT HOW WE WANT TO GET LAID? ARE WE THAT PATHETIC?

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

YES:(

― magnificently-crafted waterfalls of latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:19 (eighteen years ago)

30. donut overdose

― judybloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

31 SEX OVERDOSE BY TOO MUCH SEX

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

32. dying of donut-induced heart failure during coitus

― judybloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

33. Kidnapped by baby pandas and forced to be their surrogate mother!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ NOT ABOUT SEX.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

could be

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

suckling pandas are teh crepey.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

34. crashland in 1960s Haight Ashbury causes time machine to break

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

wait...

crashland in ~~1960s Haight Ashbury~~ yr 3000 causes time machine to break

fixed

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

33. Kidnapped by baby pandas and forced to be their surrogate mother!
-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), Today 10:50 AM. (scarymonsterrr)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0069058/

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

so with you on both of those, esp if in breaking, a panel inside the time machine falls off, revealing huge cache of untraceable diamonds and gold
xpost

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

i guess i would miss my friends&fam but this is bummerz afterall. and money and drugs would help there.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

35. too drunk to perform in front of ginormous crowd without slurring, shouting profanities, rocking erection in silk gig pants, still do, make totally awesome fool of self

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

rocking erection in silk gig pants

smoooooooooooooooooooth

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

36. long-lost never-met relative dies, bequethes entire fortune of gold bullion, puppies

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

37. actually won the US presidential election

― LISTEN U TURBO CROUTON (TOMBOT), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

38. continued restructuring of company means I am let go and given a package, instead of clung to.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

whew...
Jon deleted my bummerzz thread which was made to spite him
I want to keep bummering alive

― catwon (catwon), Sunday, 28 January 2007 07:34 (eighteen years ago)

brain explodes during cocaine-bender with lingerie models.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

40. So busy eating white chix chili and rosemary roasted potatoes that I forget to watch the "Ultimate Factories: Budweiser" special on the Nat Geog channel!

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 29 January 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

Luckily that did not happen! Ahhh, Sunday night.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 29 January 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

omg laurel, vic was making a bud label covering on the bar ledge tonight and we decided that you should create a bud label border in your house.

― the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Monday, 29 January 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

Whit wants to repaint the bathroom, I will suggest to her.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 29 January 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

― the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Monday, 29 January 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

sorry jon!

― catwon (catwon), Monday, 29 January 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

cat, this thread is not for actual bummerz. it is for fantastically awesome fake bummerz. we don't actually bum here, though!

― the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Monday, 29 January 2007 06:31 (eighteen years ago)

lol damn
real bummerz not bad enough, there are fake ones...

― catwon (catwon), Monday, 29 January 2007 06:33 (eighteen years ago)

brain explodes during cocaine-bender with lingerie models.

-- chicago kevin (blablabl...), January 28th, 2007 2:22 PM. (chicago kevin) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

^^^ EXHIBIT A ^^^

THIS DID NOT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

― mothers against celibacy (skowly), Monday, 29 January 2007 06:34 (eighteen years ago)

they are so great that you are not even bummed though!

xpost

― the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Monday, 29 January 2007 06:34 (eighteen years ago)

its like ruining your favorite blankets and sheets from sex

also i got new sheets

― UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 06:47 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

brain explodes during cocaine-bender with lingerie models.
-- chicago kevin (blablabl...), January 28th, 2007. (chicago kevin) (link)

even thinking about cocaine right now makes me want to die.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

complexly choreographing the music of an accused sex offender at your wedding

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

6. sore, chafed, & unable to obtain erection after 10 consecutive blowjobs
-- elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, November 14, 2006 3:06 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 11 April 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

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