ok this song was sent to my sister by some crepe...

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fucking dying here...

― judybloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 08:12 (nineteen years ago)

it was made JUST for her!

― judybloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 08:15 (nineteen years ago)

MYSISTER:so this rap that youre sending me, what its about..?
CREPE: well , just hating someone so much that you dont' even want to see or talk to them, you just really want them dead
MYSISTER: and now its about me?
CREPE: well, yeah.
MYSISTER: wow, i uhh....hurt you that much for that short period of time that we hung out?
CREPE: its not like i want to kill you or anything, i just got so frustrated at the time that i just didnt even know what to do with myself
MYSISTER: i see...
CREPE: i had help from josh and john, they understood, other experiences and what not, i also got some of the lyrics from some poetry i wrote at that time in my life
MYSISTER: uhh....sorry?

― judybloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

(\:-|

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 16 November 2006 08:30 (nineteen years ago)

otm!

― judybloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 08:33 (nineteen years ago)

"it's not like i want to kill you or anything, i just really want you dead."

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 16 November 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

totally creepy i know, but she says the guy's harmless, just a total doofus, so i'll take her word for it. funny thing is he has girlfriend now and is STILL mad about my sis!

― judybloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 08:36 (nineteen years ago)

so when should we be expecting yr sister's reply track?

no, i'm gonna hit YOU with these wepons that i'll find in my attic...

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

sister.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 16 November 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

haha i think i'm gonna have an emo rap track written about me soon

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 November 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

the intro sounds like a midi version of "99 problems"

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 16 November 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

i aint gonna dis u on the internet

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 November 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

So this guy either is:

1) Eminem
2) Someone who thinks he's Eminem
3) a pancake.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

he is actually much more on the emo rap tip if you must know

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

Sage Francis, then.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 16 November 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

the best line: "im gonna need a janitor to clean up all the blood that i spill"

― judybloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

maybe he's a phlebotomist?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

the clumsy phlebotomist

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

i don't mean to be a dick or anything.
but your sis must be hawt.

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Thursday, 16 November 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

mental homo side

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 16 November 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

how many nipples does she have?

― and what (ooo), Friday, 17 November 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 17 November 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

two AFAIK

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 17 November 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

omg omg omg. best thing ever!

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Friday, 17 November 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

wtf

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 17 November 2006 06:36 (nineteen years ago)

i think you need to have a talk with your sister about who she hangs out with

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 17 November 2006 06:37 (nineteen years ago)

my friends would never just cut the song off like that

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 17 November 2006 06:48 (nineteen years ago)

like a phlebotomist
my skill is prosperous
and pure knowledge expand from my esophagus

― dmr (Renard), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

t0dd swiss ?

― David Kennedy (funny ringtones), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

yes?

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Friday, 17 November 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know, hows the creationist business going? I'm sort of flabbergasted by that shite you see

― David Kennedy (funny ringtones), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

i am lost. maybe?

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Friday, 17 November 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahah he just sent her a new EXTENDED VERSION:

CREPE: we need something grusome and full of killingness for the chorus
SIS: there might be toooo much killing in this song
CREPE: that's the point
CREPE: its supposed to be one of those songs you listen to when you're pissed at the world
CREPE: or someone
CREPE: like you
SIS: oh
SIS: interesting
CREPE: cuz this song is dedicated to you
CREPE: i hope you feel my pain

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

eh i dunno the verse by friend kinda depersonalizes it and then the added resilient what doesn't kill me only makes me stronger finale dilutes the pure dull rage of the original however it did reveal the genesis of my bad obsession as it got kicked to the no artist tag section at the end of itunes like so
MentalHomicide 2:11
MentalHomicide2 4:52
Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana
Michael Jackson - Rock With You
regardless this guy is an excellent retard

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

you're gonna regret this thread when he kills her

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

stop

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

x-post

"the verse by friend kinda depersonalizes it"

otm, dude needs to chuck the FX at the beginning too

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:01 (nineteen years ago)

well to be fair my sister seems to find all this even funnier than anyone else

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:04 (nineteen years ago)

dude needs to get laid

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

supposedly he does! that's the sad/scary part

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

every seminal artist requires a muse...

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:10 (nineteen years ago)

stop

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:15 (nineteen years ago)

no u

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:16 (nineteen years ago)

no wai

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:20 (nineteen years ago)

mental larry homicide.mp3

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

srsly

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

dude needs to get laid
-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), November 22nd, 2006.
supposedly he does! that's the sad/scary part

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), November 22nd, 2006.

i meant "doesn't need to"...supposedly the guy has gf and gets ass all the time!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 06:27 (nineteen years ago)

post a picture of your sister so we can tell if it's worth it

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 09:48 (nineteen years ago)

ANDREW IN DOUCHE SHOCKAH

― if you ain't got the yolk, you can't emulsify the hollandaise (fauxhemian), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:00 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer needs to get laid.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:10 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahah this is true :,,,,,(

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer-sister neeeeeeeds reply track

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

sisterbloomer?

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

CREPE: i hope you feel my pain
http://pop.wizbangblog.com/images/2006/03/clinton_sad_closeup.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer-sister neeeeeeeds reply track

-- jhoshea megafauna (totalwizar...), November 22nd, 2006.

we're working on one actually! i'm playing around with beats i made in cubase, and she's been coming up with some of her own rhymes.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

so awesome (baited breath etc)

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha don't get your hopes up too much...i've no idea how well it's gonna turn out

(sis is back home from school for thanksgiving and we be bored lol)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

lmao @ creationist business

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

???

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

come on:

t0dd swiss ?

-- David Kennedy (funnyringtone...), November 17th, 2006 5:38 PM. (funny ringtones) (link)

yes?

-- t0dd swiss (yourvictim...), November 17th, 2006 6:25 PM. (immobilisme) (link)

i don't know, hows the creationist business going? I'm sort of flabbergasted by that shite you see

-- David Kennedy (funnyringtone...), November 17th, 2006 7:32 PM. (funny ringtones) (link)

i am lost. maybe?

-- t0dd swiss (yourvictim...), November 17th, 2006 11:25 PM. (immobilisme) (link)

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

sister.jpg :

http://myspace-016.vo.llnwd.net/01532/61/06/1532176016_l.jpg

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Friday, 12 January 2007 09:02 (eighteen years ago)

sadly the reply track had to be aborted...

however, according to sis the crepe's gf dumped him for being "obsessive" over somebody else, lol.

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Friday, 12 January 2007 09:04 (eighteen years ago)

I'd hit it.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

found this on my hard drive the other day, thought i'd re-link it for posterity (and lols.)

http://www.sendspace.com/file/976o5b

― You go, Squirrel TM (latebloomer), Monday, 15 December 2008 08:12 (sixteen years ago)

lolsterity

― krut1s blow (and what), Monday, 15 December 2008 08:14 (sixteen years ago)

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