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if you could crystalize the smell of cooking bacon i would cook it in a spoon and shoot it like heroin.
-- otto midnight (effyouto...), November 17th, 2006 4:59 PM. (otto midnight)

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/tag/bacon-alarm-clock-110132.php

bb (bbrz), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

just cook up some baco bits.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

if only I didn't sleep next to a vegetarian...

Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

RUB YOURSELF IN BACON FAT. HER INNER ANIMAL WILL EMERGE. TELL HER IT IS TOFU SMELL.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

stuff bacon in your drawers

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

i mean if you dont already

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

oh, phew.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

if i ever win the lottery i swear i'm going to hire a team of midgets to follow behind me (and just to the righ) whose sole purpose will be to insure that i always have warm crispy bacon within arms reach.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

the midgets to the left will be trained paramedics

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 17 November 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, they'll be the ones with the defibrillators.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 17 November 2006 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

ha @ bacon midgets. in college we always wanted a closet monkey that would do nothing but hang from the closet rack and take your jacket

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 17 November 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

yeah it's all fun and games until you open the coat closet and get a face full of monkey shit hurled at you.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 17 November 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

2. yeah it's all fun and games until you open the coat closet and get a face full of monkey shit hurled at you.

-- otto midnight (effyouto...), November 17th, 2006. (otto midnight) (later) (link) (admin)

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 17 November 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

someone rename this thread "ottotm"

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

3. rehdogg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY

milton parker (Jon L), Saturday, 18 November 2006 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

wow.
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msp (mspa), Saturday, 18 November 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

ilx should take all the server money and give it to him

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 18 November 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

i bought an impulse brick of bacon at the grocery store thursday morning just cuz. #6.49 for 1.5 lbs of fresh local bacon. THE BEST IS MAKING SCRAMBLED STYLE EGGS WITH THE LEFTOVER BACON GREASE

ath (ath), Saturday, 18 November 2006 04:57 (nineteen years ago)

$ (NOT #)

ath (ath), Saturday, 18 November 2006 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

indeed, rehdogg is on the money

sleep (sleep), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:14 (nineteen years ago)

the comments log for that youtube page are kind of amazing, he's responding personally to almost every poster

he's a pro, though: http://www.rehdogg.com/

milton parker (Jon L), Saturday, 18 November 2006 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

reallygayguy (4 days ago)

I've been on the internet for a long time, and i would rate this as one of the worst things i have ever seen in my life. I wish i could un-watch it.

rehdogg (4 days ago)

Thank you reallygayguy

am0n (am0n), Saturday, 18 November 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

snowboardergdude (1 week ago)
I know why you must cry, it's because you got a stupid grill on your teeth, the bitches didn't take to it, and now you don't have the money to take it off. Dumbass
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kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 18 November 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Actually the worst thing about it is you're catching so much flak and gulit about it, but you haven't had so much as a fucking blowjob.

-- chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (joe.goode...), November 19th, 2006. (chap) (later) (link)

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

Cash Moneys FIlm Debut, June 16, 2005
Reviewer: Rob-D "*The King*" (Cleveland, OH) - See all my reviews
First and foremost Cash Money Millionares' "Baller Blockin'" was a strait to video release. So do not buy this film expecting to see award winning acting performances. Whether or not you agree with me, the acting in this film was not horrible. On the contrary, the acting was quite good putting into consideration two things, the film was a straight to video release, and two, The film was made by a record company and an independant film studio. The Direction of this film was not half bad either. If You are a fan of Lil' Wayne, Baby, Juvenile, or any other Cash Money recording artists, buy this film, and you will not be dissapointed. The only complaint i have is that the length of the film fails to reach even one hour, about 55 mins to be exact. But, other than that, "Baller Blockin'" is a mildly enjoyable film.

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Whoadie, May 2, 2005
Reviewer: William Marquis IV (Jamaica Mon) - See all my reviews
The hue and cry for more general-audience pictures with wide family appeal for young and old is answered in "Baller Blockin'," which, given the right kind of sell, should be money in the bank-and lots of it. Seldom does a picture come along that packs such a wallop in every phase-family life, an exciting Florida hurricane sequence, undersea shots, pathos, comedy and an almost incredible nonhuman star, a dolphin, which is almost human in its portrayal of a small boy's pet. Excellent Metrocolor and colorful scenic backgrounds add much to the fascination of the picture.

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lololololol, March 6, 2005
Reviewer: Young C (Irving, TX) - See all my reviews
This movie is full of horrible acting, bad effects, and words that nobody from anywhere but tha south would understand... if you from tha south then this movie makes a lot more sense then those who live in tha north... this is one of tha funniest movies for tha acting, and tha fact that they run around sayin whoadie all tha time, but at least they r doin their thing. They know that nobody from a suburban neighborhood will watch this movie, and those that do r dumb becuz they wont understand it. they made this movie becuz thats they hood to them... let them do they thing and stop balla blockin...

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

cash money - baller blockin

am0n (am0n), Sunday, 19 November 2006 06:59 (nineteen years ago)

4. Hoosteen

deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)


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